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Jon Hansen

@jonmhansen.bsky.social
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Reader of books, writer of stories, feeder of cats, father of son, husband of wife, librarian (academic). He/him. linktr.ee/jonmhansen

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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 9h
QTP a Treehouse of Horror GIF on your account 🌳🏠🎃
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Halloween Party Dancing
Alt: The cast of the Simpsons dances in the style of the Charlie Brown kids
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Lance Geiger: History That Deserves To Be Remembered
Alt: Lance Geiger, an old grayish haired dude with glasses in a suit and bow tie, sits in front of a wall of brickabrack, addressing the camera Lance: History That Deserves To Be Remembered
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice! Any details you can share?
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Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember! Ghosts are not just for October. They are for Christmas, the anniversaries of unavenged murders, and really any time you least expect them.
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I particularly love it because misspelling "smart" was a blooper by Dan Castellaneta, and they kept it in
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I am so smart! S-M-R-T!”
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Homer Simpson: I Am So Smart, S-M-A-R-T
Alt: Homer Simpson: I Am So Smart, S-M-A-R-T
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hopefully Doc and Marty can fix this timeline
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
A red ant crawling on the earth. 

It is the Mystrium camillae, a subterranean ant commonly called vampire ants, for their tendency to feed on vital juices of their own larvae without killing them.
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They say whatever bullslop the AI tells them to say
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David William Sheridan @dwsheridan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This explains it: Carlo Cipolla’s theory of stupidity says that elections provide an effective method to ensure a steady supply of stupid people among the ruling class.
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Trump Personifies the Basic Laws of Human Stupidity
How a 50-year-old treatise by an Italian economic historian makes sense of our utterly senseless moment
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #60 (1968)

Wilson Fisk, talks on the phone while holding a cigarette in one hand. He has such threatening aura that he is surrounded by inexplicable Kirby Krackle.

Fisk: Ahh, Stacy! Why bother to CALL? Your orders were to BE here tonight... remember? WHAT? What did you SAY? A TEENAGER? SUSPICIOUS of us??

His chill-but-still-mad face turns into an intense angry grimace.

"Tell me his NAME... Where does he LIVE? He must be SILENCED... without delay!"
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this the trans agenda, taking fish jobs?
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sad Monkey Ba Dum Tss Drummer
Alt: An annoyed pirate monkey sitting at a drum set rolls his eyes and does the ‘ba bump tss’
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop some MAGIC 🪄 🔮🖤
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if you see this post a beach photo from your phone
My parents on the beach in San Diego
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never too early to get into criminal vs. civil infractions!
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the key word here is “was”
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can’t they just start slapping his name on dumpsters? “Trumpsters,” they could call them
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ben Wyatt from PARKS & REC, sitting next to Leslie Knope on the Joan Calamezo Show. Ben in a tie and suit, looking down at the ground with a pained look, Leslie looking over at him.
Ben: Why does everyone in this town use AltaVista?
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bilbo Baggins from the 1977 cartoon. He’s dressed in a yellow vest over a white shirt with green pants, and his feet are incredibly fuzzy with brown hair. He’s holding a long pipe producing smoke rings, and he’s standing in front of that round door to his hobbithole with a goofy little smile on his face that makes you think he is STONED.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wan: so anyway this guy gets a message that he must return to the town of Spookington Hollow Wan: the spookiest town in the world Wan: its primary exports are gross old timey toys Wan: you know, creepy victorian dolls, creaky old ventriloquist dummies, and also very obviously evil jack in the boxes
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah, what a time to be alive
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
God bless Maurice White
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can wait for the 13th LLM Chatbot to bullshit about how it stormed the beaches when it actually didn’t.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Dr Strange Floating
Alt: Dr Strange floating in space, completely alone and out of it
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's the whey it goes
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The play! It's for my son, who's studying theater management in college, and enjoys reading scripts for fun (I bought STARVE BETTER quite a while back)
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ordered!
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FINALLY!
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Tina Fey Messily Eats Cake on News Desk
ALT: Tina Fey Messily Eats Cake on News Desk
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And so once again we see the truth is often unpleasant
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, but these fuckers are gonna keep getting paid
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Think Mark Twain called it “eating the frog” “If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.”
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good thing they spent all that money installing card readers at the other doors then
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Still in short sleeves for me. Unfortunately, my choice of a red polo shirt makes me look like one of those helpers the T hired to direct tourists.
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another day, another set of impossible beauty standards for women
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey, I did that today! $10 in CVS coupons, which isn't nothing, although they do come with some interesting exclusions, i.e., can't use them towards hunting or fishing licenses, which I did not realize was a thing available at a CVS.
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Very incognito!
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible. Boston Cream Pie.
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
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SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy Napping
Alt: SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy Napping
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le_N...
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Spamalot - Im All Alone (FULL)
YouTube video by igottowatch
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every night I go to bed thinking I have seen the dumbest shit I’ll ever see in my life and every morning I am wrong before I’ve even finished my coffee
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
TODAY'S COMIC: Mitch? www.sheldoncomics.com/comic/mitch/
PANEL 1: A bleached hair barista with glasses and a single earring holds up a cup out of a line up of coffees.
BARISTA: “Ok, I got an order for MITCH.”

PANEL 2: The BARISTA looks down at the cup, trying to read the name.
BARISTA: uh…”MITCH, KING OF AMBER?” 
Off-panel character: Is it a vanilla latte?

PANEL 3: From behind the BARISTA, a group of people wait for their coffees. Behind them stands the WITCH KING OF ANGMAR from Lord of the Rings, in a dark cloud of smoke.
BARISTA: Yes.
WITCH-KING: IT’S WITCH-KING OF ANGMAR.

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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Great movie. How’d he like it?
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s spreading, I see
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I remember seeing it in the theater when it came out with my son. He loved it. Of course, he was six.
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hell no @helga.nordgren.is · 07/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
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Wikipedia:Not every single thing Donald Trump does deserves an article - Wikipedia
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Apparently the renaming shenanigans isn’t over. Trump is now floating the idea of changing New Mexico to “New America.”
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Barker: yeah right Barker: generally I've found Barker: when something's fun, they don't pay you to do it Barker: if they're paying you to do it, it's probably work Koontz: oh! Koontz: yeah that makes sense, actually
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Jon Hansen @jonmhansen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Specifically a god with specialized little minions
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