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@joniceeyes.bsky.social
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Couple degrees in medieval history, mostly just post about ASOIAF. He/him

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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm a pretty good cook. I love making meals myself in the kitchen. But I have zero time for the whole "Get out, I have to cook alone" thing. Why the fuck would I not want company, help, someone to share my secrets -- and the praise -- with? If you can't cook in a team, you're not THAT good
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
On Sundays we make pasta (part 2)
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On Sundays we make pasta (pt 1)
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah being a wizard is cool, but everyone's all talismans this, and sigils that... what they don't talk about is the countless hours of writing out devotional prayers by hand and memorizing strange alphabets
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Guys it was very normal
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
On Sundays, we make-a the pasta
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Fiona Robertson @fionaswriting.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've never known an entertainer so universally respected and beloved across genre lines. Even the hardest metalheads fucking love Dolly, even if they wouldn't have her music on rotation.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Annihilation is about a summer in a beautiful wilderness on the coast that brings four strangers closer together as they work for a crusty old lighthouse keeper.
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The pose you strike when your sister kills a grouse and you eat half of it before mom finds out
A black and tan dapple dachshund lounging on his back on a couch
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Been in a trade for 15 years and I can tell you for a fact that it's 10 times less soul-crushing than nearly any office work. I'll swap some of my cartilege for my mental health any day.
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Memento. And the rest are aggressively mid films propped up by great acting
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Jesus I thought the Season 7&8 leaks were too dumb to be true. I can not even
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Welp, I spoilered myself for the Mad King play. I must say, I can't recall being so disappointed. Unbelievably bad and dumb choice.
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Here's a quick 4, but I can go all night
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Watching a bunch of dudes crash out over a Professor of Classics daring to criticise their darling is just.... 🤌🤌🤌
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Pretty cool for Nolan to make a movie about trauma, the horrors of war, and the struggle between duty, piety, glory, and cruelty. Weird choice to do it about the one of Homer's two works that isn't EXPLICITLY AND ONLY ABOUT THOSE THINGS
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Pretty cool that we're finally getting a movie abouy Joseph Campbell's 'Hero's Journey' Not sure if you've heard of it
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Odysseus is the Pete Campbell of Greek mythology I won't be taking questions at this time
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Today, I'm told, my daughter spent the morning in a peach orchard chasing butterflies Here she is, attempting to fly herself
A chocolate and tan longhaired miniature dachshund, her ears being blown up by the wind
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gojira. A few good ones, but overall, they bore me.
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Let's fucking GOOOO
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Dougie Jones eating cherry pie for the first time: "Damn good." Me:
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Scrying is in fact ableist because you have to make a 3x3x3 foot table out of sweetwood, paint it carefully with Enochian letters, pour and make 1 large and 4 small beeswax Sigilli Dei Aemeth, cover the whole thing in red silk, and put your shewstone on top. Also the incantations take over an hour
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My son lives on a farm and is very happy about it ❤️😭
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@vanoreo.bsky.social
(guy who knows how ai models work) he who posts on
reddit controls the future
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Wait, doesn't that happen everywhere? (And here "millionaire boomer" just means "owner of literally any house")
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Hungary is a nice reminder that, along with your champagne/whiskey/drink of choice for when It Happens, you should set aside a little something for when They are prosecuted. (It'll help you keep tabs)
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Been getting up at 6 for 15 years now. Hurts every time.
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hey so moving for three days fucking sucks Now my place is just boxes. And like one glass
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Few things make me feel the way Cold Case Files' "... the case goes as cold as (nature simile)" does
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
My Batman hot take is not that he could improve society more if he used his billions for charity or whatever. It's that he could improve society more by surveilling, stalking, and beating the shit out of the actual criminals: his fellow billionaires
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
1. Come On Out 2. Vermis 3. Porphyrios
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Dunk being tall (long)
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Dunk-in donut
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The sluttiest thing a man can do is knight your ride or die because you don't know the right words
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
May I present Ser Duncan The Smol
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Hostess fruit pies, the absolute pinnacle of processed food
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Sadly:
A repost that reads: gayfatfriend • ® 3h
@ Threads
Hey guys so Kash Patel is a pussy loser incel pedophile protector and you let him party with you after your Olympic win, so unfortunately your hockey win isn't cool anymore and you totally tarnished it with his presence and we all think you're losers now. Go fuck yourselves. US hockey sucks.
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
GGs, USA
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
@patrickwyman.bsky.social In Tides ep. "Languages in 3000 BC," you mentioned Newfoundland. And you pronounced it like a Canadian: NEW-fin-lund. I've bever heard an American say it that way. Did one of our newfies get to you? How did this come about?
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
So apparently there's this other GOT spinoff that's not Dunk and Egg? Seems like a bad idea, TBH
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Watching the latest Fallout episode, I learned that whatever unbelievable war crimes Steph has committed -- up to and including causing global nuclear halocaust -- are correct and good. She's the hero of this story
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Solidarity from Vancouver and our best punk band youtu.be/Tr6Mu_6wn44?...
youtu.be
General Strike
YouTube video by D.O.A. - Topic
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
So Vince Gilligan just watched the Futurama movie with Yivo And thought, "What if this starred a less awesome version of Leela?"
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Hi. I live in Canada. 45 minutes from the border. Getting... reeeeeal nervous over here.
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Pluribus? Just watch Evangelion again
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Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Margaret Thornton @maggiethornton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcK...
youtube.com
Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose
YouTube video by UnAmericanBandstand
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