Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm a pretty good cook. I love making meals myself in the kitchen. But I have zero time for the whole "Get out, I have to cook alone" thing. Why the fuck would I not want company, help, someone to share my secrets -- and the praise -- with? If you can't cook in a team, you're not THAT good 100
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yeah being a wizard is cool, but everyone's all talismans this, and sigils that... what they don't talk about is the countless hours of writing out devotional prayers by hand and memorizing strange alphabets 020
Reposted by JonFiona Robertson @fionaswriting.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I've never known an entertainer so universally respected and beloved across genre lines. Even the hardest metalheads fucking love Dolly, even if they wouldn't have her music on rotation. 1122
Reposted by JonJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Annihilation is about a summer in a beautiful wilderness on the coast that brings four strangers closer together as they work for a crusty old lighthouse keeper. 261229187
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The pose you strike when your sister kills a grouse and you eat half of it before mom finds out 140
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Been in a trade for 15 years and I can tell you for a fact that it's 10 times less soul-crushing than nearly any office work. I'll swap some of my cartilege for my mental health any day. 120
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Memento. And the rest are aggressively mid films propped up by great acting 000
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Jesus I thought the Season 7&8 leaks were too dumb to be true. I can not even 110
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Welp, I spoilered myself for the Mad King play. I must say, I can't recall being so disappointed. Unbelievably bad and dumb choice. 000
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Watching a bunch of dudes crash out over a Professor of Classics daring to criticise their darling is just.... 🤌🤌🤌 110
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Pretty cool for Nolan to make a movie about trauma, the horrors of war, and the struggle between duty, piety, glory, and cruelty. Weird choice to do it about the one of Homer's two works that isn't EXPLICITLY AND ONLY ABOUT THOSE THINGS 000
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Pretty cool that we're finally getting a movie abouy Joseph Campbell's 'Hero's Journey' Not sure if you've heard of it 110
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Odysseus is the Pete Campbell of Greek mythology I won't be taking questions at this time 040
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Today, I'm told, my daughter spent the morning in a peach orchard chasing butterflies Here she is, attempting to fly herself 0395
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Dougie Jones eating cherry pie for the first time: "Damn good." Me: 020
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Scrying is in fact ableist because you have to make a 3x3x3 foot table out of sweetwood, paint it carefully with Enochian letters, pour and make 1 large and 4 small beeswax Sigilli Dei Aemeth, cover the whole thing in red silk, and put your shewstone on top. Also the incantations take over an hour 020
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Wait, doesn't that happen everywhere? (And here "millionaire boomer" just means "owner of literally any house") 020
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Hungary is a nice reminder that, along with your champagne/whiskey/drink of choice for when It Happens, you should set aside a little something for when They are prosecuted. (It'll help you keep tabs) 021
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Hey so moving for three days fucking sucks Now my place is just boxes. And like one glass 030
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Few things make me feel the way Cold Case Files' "... the case goes as cold as (nature simile)" does 000
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 24/03/2026My Batman hot take is not that he could improve society more if he used his billions for charity or whatever. It's that he could improve society more by surveilling, stalking, and beating the shit out of the actual criminals: his fellow billionaires 010
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026The sluttiest thing a man can do is knight your ride or die because you don't know the right words 080
Reposted by JonPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Hostess fruit pies, the absolute pinnacle of processed food 201224
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026@patrickwyman.bsky.social In Tides ep. "Languages in 3000 BC," you mentioned Newfoundland. And you pronounced it like a Canadian: NEW-fin-lund. I've bever heard an American say it that way. Did one of our newfies get to you? How did this come about? 000
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026So apparently there's this other GOT spinoff that's not Dunk and Egg? Seems like a bad idea, TBH 110
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Watching the latest Fallout episode, I learned that whatever unbelievable war crimes Steph has committed -- up to and including causing global nuclear halocaust -- are correct and good. She's the hero of this story 000
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Solidarity from Vancouver and our best punk band youtu.be/Tr6Mu_6wn44?...youtu.beGeneral StrikeYouTube video by D.O.A. - Topic 0132
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 06/01/2026So Vince Gilligan just watched the Futurama movie with Yivo And thought, "What if this starred a less awesome version of Leela?" 100
Jon @joniceeyes.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Hi. I live in Canada. 45 minutes from the border. Getting... reeeeeal nervous over here. 040
Reposted by JonMargaret Thornton @maggiethornton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcK...youtube.comWoody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To LoseYouTube video by UnAmericanBandstand 0136