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Jon G

@jongard.bsky.social
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 2h
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 3h
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 3h
In second place at Yuruverse is Izunyan, a fashionable cat-like fairy who enjoys changing clothes and eating mandarin oranges. Izunyan is the mascot for Izumiya Shopping Center in Osaka.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 3h
Got this for three quid! youtu.be/9gIMZ0WyY88?...
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Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus | Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by Kasedo Games
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 6h
FEWMIN'!!
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LOOK JASON, LOOK.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We have a fairly tiny apartment, but fine for us two and Mylo. Yet I still send my wife at least three rescues a day looking for a home or foster.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Playing Ultimate Team on FIFA. They've mixed the mens and womens footie. And the best women are rated as highly as the fellas. So Sam Kerr is akin to Messi. I don't want to go all Andrew Tate, but
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Utter Woke Nonsense Sean Dyche
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I misremembered. Was a special Halloween pop-up, not even in NYC!
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(But also think I'd cry if I got to stay at the Ghostbusters AirBnB!)
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've had a truly horrendous week, massive head wobble. Mad how that memory brought a rush of happiness and a smile to my face.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My Dad took us to The Alamo as kids. He was absolutely over the moon. I however, was more excited at the firehouse opposite. My mum walked me over and I got a tour and sat in the truck cab. One of the lads took me down the pole (fnaar etcetc). One of the best days of my childhood.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Need to get back to the KFC double-down where the bun was more chicken burgers.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Josh in Tuxedo, Cheers with Whiskey
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE FIREHOUSE 😍
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Happy Birthday Cat DJ Wishes
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Cute Dog Celebrates Birthday
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trouble at the farm
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They are good fun.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Important pupdate. #Mylo
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHAT A GAME!
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still think that advert is sensational. Will definitely be watching that, nice one!
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GIVE ME MORE GEARS TACTICS YOU COWARDS!
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A particularly rough morning after the night before led to me asking Jimmy in the Netley for a glass of red wine. He served me warm liebfraumilch. When I asked what it was, he poured some lemonade into it from a squeezy bottle. I've never recovered.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BUSTAAAAAAAA. youtu.be/QhKj93rPIDo?...
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Never Leave You (Uh Oooh, Uh Oooh) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by LumideeVEVO
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If this is the end for CR7 then all rivalries aside I doubt it's what any true football fan will have wanted to see. They'd have wanted it to end with him crying like a baby on the pitch after skying a crucial penalty in an important shootout.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CERTIFIED JON GARD BANGER. youtu.be/wfTC2o05OEw?...
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Blu Cantrell - Breathe (Video) ft. Sean Paul
YouTube video by BluCantrellVEVO
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEAN DE PAUL.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like it might already be too late.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hang on, table service was cheaper?! HOW?
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I forgot to take a photo at the pool today. I'll update it tomorrow.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Booked a microlight thing to fly near Annapurna in Nepal. Day before I watched a video on YouTube, it hit turbulence and plummeted hundreds of feet in seconds. Next day the weather was terrible so they thankfully cancelled before I could. Absolutely fuck that.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Prince William, Windsor Castle, 2025.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just as long as Liverpool, those plucky underdogs, don't get any trophies out of it!
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They've spent their own money to improve their team. It's mad they can't sponsor their own team from their other businesses for as much as they like. The Glazers have used United's own money to buy itself, then took hundreds of millions out. What's worse?
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@dmefolke.bsky.social Courtesy of @neilm74.bsky.social
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"He remains an Engliiiiish mannnnn..."
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Sideshow Bob British
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Predator Iconic Handshake Scene
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, surprisingly good for over the counter.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Took sleeping pills last night and got 11 & 1/2 hours sleep. The world is a better place today!
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Bugs Bunny: Start Don't Start Dance
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just do half and see how you get on.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Big love pal. Write the day off, try again tomorrow. Always here if you need to unload.
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The absolute state of it.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Winner! bsky.app/profile/city...
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Jon G @jongard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am defeated.
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