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@jonesy73.bsky.social
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The bloke, with another blokes organ inside him. AKA The luckiest man alive.

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Happy birthday to Henry the vacuum cleaner x
screen grab of Henry the vacuum cleaner's wikipedia page
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hot in Exeter tonight!
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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you haven't aleady, you can still donate here. It's an amazing cause. If we can prevent just one suicide, the blisters and the muscle cramps will be all worth it. Thank you all. astonvillafoundation.enthuse.com/pf/al-noonan
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck Citeh! Get Smith, Marvellous and Samagoal back, because we’ve got a Carabao Cup Final win to celebrate.
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Arrived in Palmanova. The hotel has more Scottish than expected. Karaoke is tonight’s entertainment and The Penny Arcade has been sung three times already. ffs. Six more nights to go.
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Always great to beat a top six team in their own yard……..
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Man's Sly Smile
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don’t forget to buy your RNLI Christmas Cards: shop.rnli.org/collections/... And definitely don’t forget to send them, for free, to: Reform UK Freepost RTLT-ZXHY-KSDC 83 Victoria Street London SW1H OHW
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RNLI Christmas Cards, Calendars & Diaries | RNLI Shop
Shop our selection of RNLI Christmas cards, calendars and diaries to find the perfect gifts for you and your crew.
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Dave jenkins @ishumacon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Spare ticket for the game tomorrow if anyone wants a free game. #avfc
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AND WE ARE BACK!
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BIG UP THE EUROVILLANS!! 💜🩵
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thought Ashley Young was wearing slides!
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We are off and running. A point away at the mighty Hull who are unbeaten and haven’t conceded. We’ve finally turned the corner!
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
She was so successful last season, I’m bringing Cilla back. BIG UP THE ASTON CILLA!💜🩵
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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As it's Saturday and I have your undivided attention... There are 20 preventable deaths by suicide EVERY DAY in the UK. 20 people who thought there was no help. This is why I am walking 13 miles. Please give what you can. #UTV astonvillafoundation.enthuse.com/pf/al-noonan...
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50% of target reached!
Halfway there, Al Noonan has reached 50% of the target!
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Following on from the success of last seasons “Road to Europe”. I present the “Road to Survival”. UTFV 💜🩵
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI?...
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Undercover: Exposing Reform's secret donations plot
YouTube video by Channel 4 News
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Looking like channel four news have operated a good old sting on frogfaces party. Lovely.
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Mike Ehrmantraut's Breaking Bad Toast
ALT: Mike Ehrmantraut's Breaking Bad Toast
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is this real? Has he gone?
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just in case anyone wasn’t at Villa Park on Monday night, or couldn’t hear the details over the rubbish PA system; here’s a chance to win a Villa themed BMW M4 if you’re willing to part with some of your personal data. www.villawin.co.uk/signup?ref=p...
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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Right flights booked and paid for. Shitty hotel was paid for weeks ago. 3 weeks to go. Please donate to this amazing cause. astonvillafoundation.enthuse.com/pf/al-noonan...
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50% of target reached!
Halfway there, Al Noonan has reached 50% of the target!
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Another late night drive ffs! www.avfc.co.uk/news/2026/se...
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Fulham fixture rearranged
Villa Park clash brought forward
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just thought of something to moan about from last night. Those temporary floodlights are too low. Please get them raised by another twenty foot. I’m still suffering from welders flash this morning.
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
FIVE FUCKING HOURS FOR TWO HUNDRED FUCKING MILES TO SEE ASTON FUCKING VILLA!!!
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Back to B6 tomorrow, and the punctuation to my life returns. Sweet dreams Villans. Dream big!
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Unai Emery wink
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Tomorrow night (Monday, August 31, 2026), your southbound route from Junction 3 (Halesowen) to Junction 30 (Exeter) is clear of full carriageway closures. National Highways has paused major southbound works over the Bank Holiday weekend, meaning you will not face full route closures.”
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Listening To Music Jerry
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Stop the count. Get em gone.
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just had my evening constitutional in Central Park, totally forgetting that Cov are playing Argyle tonight. Thought I’d stumbled into fucking Mordor! Although it’s good to see that they’re holding onto the fashions from the late seventies/early eighties.
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thank you Adidas you glorious bastards! #TeamSponsorless
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What time is kick off? Every ten minutes.
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hydration break?
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Water bottle envy
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just in case anyone is looking for an unsponsored AVFC away shirt, it looks as though Adidas has them. adidas.onelink.me/ihha?pid=App....
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Celebrations on the streets of Coventry!
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
On a billboard down Digbeth today apparently. 😘👌
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Might take my boots with me for the first home game.
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
On the plus size, there’s plenty of available parking spaces at Villa now.
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh how I have missed this fuckery ….ffs
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@jpmsandie.bsky.social Posted without comment. www.threads.com/share/BAVKYw...
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Join us Sunday 16 August for a #JessicaJog in #Edinburgh! Link in links #solvealongamurdershewrote #murdershewrote #jessicafletcher
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
EMI MARTINEZ, HE’S OUR NUMBER TWO!! (OR POSSIBLY THREE!)
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Sir Bob @sirbobavfc.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
‘People said I was going to Juventus…’
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I don’t want Emi Martinez to ever leave, but if Zion Suzuki is his replacement I demand that we sing this loud and proud. And I’ve also got an order with Temu pending for 40,000 claret and blue kimonos. open.spotify.com/track/4VmmNH...
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Japanese Boy
Aneka · Aneka · Song · 1981
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Amazon collection point that the muthafuckers act like they forgot about.
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Good morning!
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
BIG UP THE SATURDAY (2/3) PINTS! *A Raspberry Berliner for those who are curious.
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can we vote for the types of National Alert?
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ironically that alert just made me drop my portable bbq onto my firework collection
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
1hr 15mins to get through to HMRC, for them to ‘advise’ me “Yeah, that’s ok.” ffs. FFS. FAFUKSACHE!!!!
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Frustrated Man at Desk
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bin Day cometh.
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Know this. I will always love Aston Villa Football Club. Always. I hate seeing them lose and losing in any cup final is worse. But… We have so much to be grateful for and so much to be excited for. BIG UP THE VILLA! Bring on the next chapter. 💜🩵
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just to make you aware, you may experience a temporary dimming of the sun this evening, but it's nothing to worry about, its just Brian Madjo standing up to put his Villa top on.
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jone-Z @jonesy73.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Mutley Muttley Grumbles While Mopping
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