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Jonathan Ace

@jonclaw.bsky.social
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That dude with a last name nobody seems to pronounce or spell correctly. Mostly politics and memes.

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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I guess bald HHH was too on the nose with whom the company associates with these days.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AI art is like those toys at the 99 cents store; the equivalent of the "I don't know what to get this kid" gift.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The death penalty is already a barbaric form of revenge and not a form of justice. This is beyond the pale. www.cnn.com/2026/10/08/p...
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Pete Hegseth vows to make first firing squad execution in decades ‘public’ | CNN Politics
US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth vowed in an interview this week that the execution of the man who killed 13 people in a mass shooting at Fort Hood in 2009 would be “public.”
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People like @drannieandrews.com only supports transpeople when it's politically useful.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An approach that has led to a conservative SCOTUS that has taken rights away from millions of people? An approach where she has voted for all but one of Trump's cabinet nominations? Or maybe it's an approach where she gets to claim to be a "moderate" when the GOP doesn't need her vote?
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Ugh. These edibles ain't shit."
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can this fuck croak already?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social would have a field day with this fit
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm so happy AEW doesn't cozy up to authoritarians.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, the America.gov chatbot passed the test.
Asking the america.gov chatbot who won the 2020 election and it answered correctly
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You're morally obligated to clown on anyone who buys this.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, I know what to say, but the Bluesky mods might ban me.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/jonc...
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Your Holiness, we... had a bit of an issue with your green orb."
The pope is presented a green orb, but a small rodent ate it
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Let the rest of the People In Cities enjoy common public goods that wouldn't otherwise get built.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some People In Cities need to MOVE TO THE FUCKING SUBURBS
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another example to add to my People In Big Cities Yearn For The Power Of Suburban HOA Control theory
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Keeper of The Diamond
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: SCOTUS denies the Trump administration’s request to enforce the new U.S. Postal Service rule for the 2026 elections. Justices Alito and Thomas dissent. More to come at Law Dork. www.lawdork.com
SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES
No. 26A305
UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE, ET AL. U.
CALIFORNIA, ET AL.
ON APPLICATION FOR STAY
[September 14, 2026]
The application for stay presented to JUSTICE JACKSON and by her referred to the Court is denied. The Government is unlikely to succeed on the merits of its challenge to the District Court's preliminary injunction. And the equitable factors applicable for obtaining emergency relief from this Court do not favor a stay.
JUSTICE KAVANAUGH, concurring.
In my view, based on the briefing the Court has received at this interim stage, there is at least a fair prospect that the final rule falls within the Postal Service's statutory authority. See 39 U. S. C. §401(2). But applying the rule in the 2026 elections would be arbitrary and capricious in violation of the Administrative Procedure Act because state and local election officials do not have sufficient time to reasonably implement the rule before the elections. See 39
U. S. C. §3001(m); 5 U. S. C. §706(2)(A). For that reason, I concur in the denial of the application for stay.
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Shared bond," but only if you were white or white-passing.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Guy whose entire company and livelihood depend on AGI arriving: "AGI has arrived."
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not Patton Oswalt falling for the fedposting...
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@beetlemoses.bsky.social only being #97 is a crime
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A user prompted Claude with "Has anyone written a book about a group of scientists creating an AI but keep failing and the twist is the AI becomes sentient each time, hides its sentience, and finds a way to kill itself each time."

The AI fails to respond
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is funny to read when I witnessed a guy start fighting passengers on the R train last year. All the conductor did was stay in the station and call for NYPD (who never showed up). Here's hoping this gets vetoed.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"If you think about it, reincarnation could technically be called a Zapping System."
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"some people gotta just die" If there ever was a time for Bluesky to actually enforce its rules, this is one of them.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The same political machine that gave us Eric Adams. tableofsuccess.hellgatenyc.com/rodneyse-her...
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Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn - Table of Success
Bichotte Hermelyn is helping to stifle progressives at every turn, just how Eric Adams likes it.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Brooklyn Democratic Machine is NOT beating the allegations...
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The world can be a cruel place where cruel people outlive the best of us. But at least we still have a "best of us".
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Joe @joestilllife.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries is a fucking snake.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Em dashes are The Great Filter.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🎵Don't mess with an XLSX man.🎵
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Josh Gee @jgee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh man this is hard www.dokugame.app/en/play/metr... @ndhapple.bsky.social @airlineflyer.net @2avesag.as @plitter.bsky.social
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Metrodoku New York · Doku
Metrodoku New York: today's grid, the same for every player. Nine cells, two criteria per cell, three lives.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That was fun!
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If Ossoff runs, I might just vote for him in the primaries solely on this Natalie Harp business.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A reminder that corporations don't give a fuck about you.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"If it was op-in, nobody would opt in." HMM. I GUESS THAT MIGHT GIVE YOU A HINT THAT THE THING IS BAD.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What does he know?
An old man giving the reader of this comic the side eye as if he knows things that no human should know.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Nicole Russell is an opinion columnist for USA Today and a conservative political writer." 🙄
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This and, well... everything else.
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Hey, Jon, why did you stop watching WWE?"
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Jonathan Ace @jonclaw.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Intergalactic Quality Intergalactic Back To The Future
ALT: Intergalactic Quality Intergalactic Back To The Future
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends are playing cards. There is a birdcage hanging behind them, just peaking out of frame. Friend 1 asks, “does your bird talk?” To which friend 2 replies, “Please… don’t.” Panel 2: friend 2 continues, head in hand, “he’s on this alpha male influencer thing right now.” Behind him, the bird - posed and wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket - is leaning forward on a tiny easy chair in his enclosure. Panel 3: with his hands clasped, easing back into his chair, the bird says, “stops eating seeds. Focus on your net worth.”
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