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Jon Axell

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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know we’re in a Deep Impact/Armageddeon type situation with Seattle pizza collabs? www.pagliacci.com/blog/posts/t...
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| Pagliacci Pizza
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It‘s Foghat! (Luke Bryan) www.seahawks.com/news/seahawk...
seahawks.com
Seahawks Celebrate The Season With "Countdown to Kickoff"
Home opener to feature USAA’s Salute 250 Kickoff Concert pregame featuring country music superstar Luke Bryan. Soundgarden featuring Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless, and Mike McCready of Pearl Ja...
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
didthemarinersscoremorethan3.com
didthemarinersscoremorethan3.com
Did the Mariners Score More Than 3?
A live scoreboard for the only stat that matters. Updated every game.
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
CicLAvia forever. Sat in the shade for lunch on Santa Monica Blvd with my kiddo. An otherwise impossible level of ease. You can really feel it, deep down, when you sit outside and spaces are open and the sights or sounds of cars aren’t tugging at the edges of your brain.
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Ok how about 1 game out 😏
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
How about 7-1 against Houston on our way to 1.5 games out of first - you in, March 2026 Christopher?
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🎶 Cliff Lee Under the milky twilight
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Some say the devil’s making strom thurmond watch the whole thing
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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a picture of a man 's face with the words are you sure about that
ALT: a picture of a man 's face with the words are you sure about that
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
… if MLB TV is fixed in time! It’s currently down across the country. On Opening Day. downdetector.com/status/mlb-tv/
downdetector.com
MLB.tv down? Current problems and outages |
Real-time problems and outages for MLB.tv.
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I’m not kidding, this is the best thing I have ever seen on Bluesky
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
How did the Oscars producers not catch that the collage of stills behind the best actor winner would mean the image of Sebastian Stan as Trump absolutely looming over the acceptance speech
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Wordle was the name of the female Yoda on the Jedi council
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
So by all means, give to any community organization that is helping people who need help. The needs are many and luckily so are the helpers. But the list of *actual* villains and grifters in our lives right now is long enough as it is without this.
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Perhaps most importantly: the Red Cross is fundamentally independent from the government with a mission to prevent and alleviate suffering of any and all people. We do not have to follow any order that would contradict this. And the government can’t cut our funding because they don’t fund us!
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I work for the Red Cross and I live here. Local volunteers are helping every day, reinforced with more from around the country, especially for those who have nowhere else to go: www.redcross.org/local/califo... And so far $2.2M cash has been given to victims: www.redcross.org/about-us/our...
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Molly, respectfully: this article manages to both reflect real frustrations and shortcomings while also being misleading. Six new homes was the total built. But insinuating that’s the *only* thing the Red Cross did is misleading. And it’s incorrect to think the Red Cross isn’t helping now.
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
have you tried the web
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
If I remember the story correctly, he never *ordered* one, right?
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Now the contents of your go-bag won’t get gingivitis
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Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
RIP Bob Uecker. Never forget the time he and Bob Gibson got in trouble for holding hands during the team photo.
Pro baseball players Bob Uecker and Bob Gibson holding hands in a team photo
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The chyron after “Ohio State Buckeyes” listed the culprit as “Player A Team” - do you have that?!
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
This weekend, start very small. People who lost everything are going to need lots of help for a long time but you have an opportunity with your friends/ neighbors now. Make sure you and are prepared for the next disaster, then all your closet friends and neighbors. www.redcross.org/get-help/how...
redcross.org
Wildfire Safety
A wildfire can spread, giving you little time to evacuate to safety. Get the facts about wildfires and learn what to do to keep your loved ones safe!
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
If I was making a movie about fires in LA in the distant year of 2025 I would decorate the sets with movie posters of some sort of chimp pop star
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Check out this tribute from Larry Mizell Jr. on @kexp.bsky.social as fires burned across Los Angeles today. 📻
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
To the guy out for a walk in the wildfire smoke with his mask down around his neck while he smokes a cigarette:
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
The Chinese Theater and the walk of fame are currently in are with an evacuation order. For a *wildfire.*
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
At least this confirms even Rams fans know the 2020 logo/uni redesign produced something that doesn’t look like a horn or an O or even good.
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Rams fans: THEY NLAT LIKE US
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
"Ghostbusters II" (positive vibes will save us)
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Texted to my brother: “Got that ($1.50) dawg in him” His reply: “Kirkless Signature” 0-1 but I’m not mad.
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Hardly any artwork of Santa is available to license, even fewer have the time or skill to create something - Santa is notoriously difficult and expensive to draw. Almond Roca had no choice but to use AI.
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Sick/aargh Thoughts up in 30?
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
A visit from a ghost of the past? Call that A Christmas Carroll
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Crabs will be their dogs and dolphins will be the new gorilla (always a bridesmaid, never the dominant species on a blue planet) www.popularmechanics.com/science/anim...
popularmechanics.com
If Humans Die Out, Octopuses Already Have the Chops to Build the Next Civilization, Scientist Claims
With brains that process information almost like a computer, the sea creatures already use tools and can be social. But they need to make a few changes before they can take over the world.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
you could make $100,000,000,000,000 if you could figure out how to get Kitchen Water to come out of the bathroom faucet instead of Bathroom Water
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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
(From the top deck of a mega yacht) If they want mail they can pay for it
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
☝️😃 ✊😐
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Have Yankees fans ever been jealous of the Mets for 15 *minutes*, let alone 15 years?
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Bet a lot of the guys looking for this guy have a Punisher sticker on their car.
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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 27/11/2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of9y...
youtube.com
10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by the Taco bell Bong
YouTube video by xander
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Jon Axell @jonaxell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a green kermit the frog is standing in front of a brick wall
ALT: a green kermit the frog is standing in front of a brick wall
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