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Jonathan Crowe

@jonathancrowe.net
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Map blogger (@maproomblog.com), piano maniac, science fiction/fantasy writer and critic, snake whisperer, typewriter fiend. Kind of a strange old hermit. Truth is analog. Shawville QC. 🇨🇦 jonathancrowe.net

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 13/09/2026
Got 14 of these emails yesterday, 12 on Friday, a handful before that, through both my personal and @maproomblog.com contact emails. The spam filter has done its work, but I’ve set my email to delete these unread.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 10/09/2026
In the latest newsletter, an update on the radon situation, the tension between vintage tech and perfectionism, where the Mandalorian movie falls short, and a whole pile of links that I have been accumulating over the summer. buttondown.com/jonathancrow...
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‘The beauty of life is found in all of these subtle imperfections’
Radon mitigation worked much better than expected in the end. Because of our house’s rather particular construction (wood foundation, two levels of basement,...
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 08/09/2026
Perfection.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 18/08/2026
Thirty hours after installation, the radon mitigation is working somewhat better than expected.
An image of a radon detector. Its screen shows a long-term average radon level of 522 becquerels per cubic metre and a one-day average of just 9 becquerels per cubic metre.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Once you know the formula for narrative non-fiction it’s hard to enjoy reading it tbh because it’s often just watching a story check off bullet points in a specific order. Some people are great at making it feel organic but many, many people are not.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 01/08/2026
I was all set to buy an ebook this week until I found enough OCR transcription errors in the *sample* that I decided it would be more prudent to track down a used paper copy at 2-3x the cost. (The book is 20 years old and appears otherwise out of print, or at least stock.)
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 23/07/2026
I wrote a thing about AI and mapmaking. www.maproomblog.com/2026/07/gate...
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 10/06/2026
Musings on the relationship between asking questions online and AI chatbots, an update on what we’ve been dealing with, plus the usual panoply of links, in the latest issue of my newsletter: buttondown.com/jonathancrow...
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Terry Godier @terrygodier.com · 05/05/2026
📢 New Essay: The Boring Internet The internet you grew up on isn’t dying. A commercial veneer glued on top of it is. www.terrygodier.com/the-borin…
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The Boring Internet
The internet you grew up on isn't dying. A commercial veneer glued on top of it is. A visual essay about what actually persists.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 30/04/2026
Pretzel, our corn snake, has passed. Not a surprise: she’d been declining and eating intermittently at best for the past year. She was our oldest snake, and my first after getting back into snake keeping as an adult. (1/2)
A mosaic of three photos of Pretzel, a small female corn snake (Pantherophis guttatus), dating from 2002, 2010 and 2024.
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Briardene Books @briardenebooks.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Paul Kincaid on Awards: ttdlabyrinth.wordpress.com/2026/04/25/a...
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 21/04/2026
The technical debt involved in maintaining too many devices and 30 years’ worth of user accounts, plus a review roundup, a bird update, and links. The latest newsletter is here: buttondown.com/jonathancrow...
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 17/04/2026
People are pining for old technologies—CD players, VCRs, Walkmans. What’s behind our longing for inconvenience? www.newyorker.com/culture/essa...
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Our Longing for Inconvenience
People are pining for old technologies—CD players, VCRs, Walkmans. What’s behind our longing for inconvenience?
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 18/04/2026
Here’s my review of THE UNIVERSE BOX, the latest collection of short stories from Michael Swanwick. www.jonathancrowe.net/reviews/the-...
Cover image for The Universe Box by Michael Swanwick (Tachyon Publications, February 2026).
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 14/04/2026
Just went through a fairly serious earthquake here in Shawville QC.
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Libreture - your personal ebook & comic storage @libreture.com · 10/04/2026
Despite Amazon's news, remember that your old Amazon Kindle is still perfectly good for reading ebooks! While the Send to Kindle feature will no longer work on these older devices, you can still transfer ebooks to them over USB. It's how I transfer my ebooks from Libreture to my old Sony Reader.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 08/04/2026
“I have a feeling that everyone likes using AI tools to try doing someone else’s profession. They’re much less keen when someone else uses it for their profession.” [gilest.org]
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 05/04/2026
A Star Trek gif for First Contact Day.
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a man in a blue scrub top stands in front of a wall with three buttons on it that say ' power '
Alt: An animated GIF from the Star Trek episode “Spock’s Brain,” in which Dr. McCoy says “His brain is gone.” Apropos of no one in particular.
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Lori Emerson @loriemerson.net · 25/03/2026
OH MY HEART...the Oberlin Luddites Reject "The Year of AI Exploration"! 💚
photograph or a poster on cream colored paper. "Dear President Ambar,
we are writing to you on a typewriter that is over 70 years old. This is a
machine that we all know well. With it, we misspell words without the crutch of spell check or generative AI and we think intently about every phrase we pound out. As we force ourselves, for once, to slow down, we engage in a cognitive dialogue with ourselves. We do not seek perfection because we know that education is about the growing and challenging of our young minds' potential, not the chasing of institutional 'gold-star' approval. We do not believe that your so-called 'Year of AI Exploration; providing enterprise ChatGPT and Google Gemini subscriptions to every Oberlin student aligns with our college's founding principles. You claim that this year will be one of experimentation, not adoption. But even just one semester of accepted (encouraged even) chat bot use will jettison our student body down a lazy and irredeemable tunnel of intellectual destruction. We are a college grounded in learning and labor, which now risks straying from these rooted ideals. With ChatGPT at the helm, our emails, essays,and discussion posts will be generated for us, not by us. And let's not fool ourselves. This is precisely what these platforms will be used for by our busy, anxious student body. We see your vision for this year as.advancing the college's 'businessification'--an alarming trend also seen in the takeover of our beloved library cafe by a 'bookstore' with no books in stock and an app replacing customer service. In one instance, the college assumes we want efficiency at all costs through automated rather than hand pulled coffee. In the other lies the false belief that we simply desire to turn in an essay, regardless of how little we've written of it." there's more that doesn't fit in the 2000 character limit :(
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 20/03/2026
A combination of mandatory voting and the preferential ballot makes base-turnout messaging unworkable.
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Texas Observer @texasobserver.org · 10/03/2026
J. Frank Dobie himself occasionally found reason to look on rattlers with a more reflective eye: “I addressed him thus: ‘Fellow citizen …  I prefer being in your company to being in that of the governor of the state of Texas.’”
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Consider the Rattle
In a state that still hosts grisly “rattlesnake roundups,” human Texans should learn to see something of themselves in their ancient, slithering kin.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 06/03/2026
1. Canada leaning hard into our “we’re not Americans” schtick. 2. The replies from Americans to this post provide evidentiary support to this post.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 01/03/2026
This northern shrike has spent most of the afternoon hunting in our front yard. The finches and sparrows, usually plentiful, knew what was up and made themselves scarce. So far it’s caught a vole and left its half-eaten, disemboweled corpse outside our bedroom window. (Standard shrike behaviour.)
A Northern Shrike (Lanius borealis)—a medium-sized gray, white and black bird with a hooked beak—looks in the general direction of the camera while perching on a black metal shepherd’s hook.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 01/03/2026
I am tremendously fond of this weird little book and you should grab it. (Rights are reverting to the Gorodischer estate; I’d be shocked if they didn’t put it back in print again at some point. Still.)
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 19/02/2026
“A man in his sixties from Norfolk”—that sounds like the first line of a limerick.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 18/02/2026
In today’s newsletter: Is a slow performance of Schubert’s impromptus bad or merely wrong? And what do a John Wayne western and the Star Wars special editions have in common? buttondown.com/jonathancrow...
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 03/02/2026
How words are sometimes hard (at least for me), how some resort to AI when they don’t want to do the art, and how a 65-year-old movie seems awfully pertinent all of a sudden. Plus links. All in my latest newsletter: buttondown.com/jonathancrow...
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 14/01/2026
Seeing a lot more mourning doves this winter. At noon today we had more than a dozen of them on our driveway, front yard and street.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 02/01/2026
The Well-Tempered Clavier.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 15/12/2025
Adventures in geriatric snake care, and confronting some assumptions common to many hobbies. Plus the usual collection of interesting links. All in my latest newsletter: buttondown.com/jonathancrow...
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A firehose of assumptions
Pretzel, our oldest snake (and last remaining corn snake), is somehow still with us. This past summer she started refusing meals, which when a snake is at...
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 18/11/2025
Sites I’ve tried to visit so far that are affected by the Cloudflare outage: Bookshop, Daring Fireball, JetPens, Kottke, Lightspeed Magazine, MetaFilter, Reactor, Uncanny Magazine.
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Extract from my new book in the Guardian today! www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...
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Don’t argue with strangers… and 11 more rules to survive the information crisis
Feeling overwhelmed by divisive opinions, endless rows and unreliable facts? Here’s how to weather the data storm
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 15/11/2025
A blue jay foraging in the mess below the bird feeder.
A blue jay (Cyanocitta cristata) holds a sunflower seed in its beak while sitting amongst a mess of fallen seed and snow on our back deck.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 29/10/2025
Last year our cactus had a single flower. This year it has ... more. Spending the summer outside seems to have agreed with it.
A Schlumbergera (Christmas or holiday) cactus in bloom, with multiple flowers and buds ready to open, in a purple pot on our kitchen table.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 20/10/2025
The chickadees were swarming the feeder today.
Two black-capped chickadees (Poecile atricapillus) at a bird feeder, one perched on the rim, the other seemingly chilling inside the tray.A black-capped chickadee (Poecile atricapillus) perched at a bird feeder.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 20/10/2025
When it’s warm and wet, we get frogs—even in October. Yesterday we heard at least one spring peeper calling, and this morning we were surprised by this good-sized gray treefrog on our bedroom window. Not the greatest picture, but the best I could manage with my phone in the pre-dawn darkness.
Ventral view of a gray treefrog (Dryophytes versicolor) resting on the opposite side of our bedroom window, surrounded by pre-dawn darkness and lit from inside. The ventral skin texture and yellow leg colouring are prominent.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 18/10/2025
Most people who encounter an adult red-bellied snake think it’s a baby snake. No, that’s an adult; it’s just a really small species. THIS is a baby red-bellied snake: flic.kr/p/2rjBmTz (Photo: SBC Wildlife Photography)
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Red-bellied snake
This minuscule snake is one of North Carolinas smallest snakes, and when newborn, is possibly the smallest of the bunch! This little guy was stuck on the road inside a tire mark. Lucky for him I spott...
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 19/09/2025
A few horse photos taken at the Shawville Fair on Labour Day weekend.
A Clydesdale horse pulling a light cart exits the Shawville Arena.Two Clydesdale horses pulling a cart approach the entrance to the Shawville Arena.Two Belgian horses wait their turn at the Shawville Fair’s heavy horse pull event.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 18/09/2025
We had a skunk visitor this morning.
A striped skunk (Mephitis mephitis) forages for grubs on our front lawn.A striped skunk (Mephitis mephitis) forages for grubs on our front lawn.A striped skunk (Mephitis mephitis) forages for grubs on our front lawn.A striped skunk (Mephitis mephitis) forages for grubs on our front lawn.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 01/09/2025
How interesting: a tiny toad.
A very small American toad (Anaxyrus americanus), probably born this year, is held between fingers.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 22/08/2025
Is baby.
Scourge, a black cat, rolls over onto his back in a canvas hammock doing the foursies-feetsies thing while bathed in sunlight, trying to be as cute as possible.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 20/08/2025
New garden project just dropped.
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Colleen T @librarycolleen.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
‘Turning information into something physical’ Houghton exhibit looks at how punched cards — invented 300 years ago to streamline weaving — led to modern computing 📚📜 share.google/N9w6cwKSajku...
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How punched cards led to modern computing
Houghton exhibit looks at how punched cards — invented 300 years ago to streamline weaving — led to modern computing.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 18/07/2025
I wrote a post about visiting the last stamp store in Chicago and living a life that’s fun, but worthless. I really like this one, hope you do too. dansinker.com/posts/202…
Full chaos inside The Stamp King.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 02/07/2025
That must have taken some doing.
Screencap from an Amazon Prime Video search showing the 1988 Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs as a 1978 Golden Globe nominee.
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 30/06/2025
Wrote a thing about one of my enduring fascinations: the life and times of Harlan Ellison thecommasplice.com/harlan-agoni...
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Harlan Agonistes
Ellison was an influential writer with a colourful life and an interesting social circle. So why isn't there a decent book about it?
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 30/06/2025
If you own a Brother printer, it’s time to update its firmware to patch some security vulnerabilities. Details: www.rapid7.com/blog/post/mu... support.brother.com/g/b/faqend.a...
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 26/05/2025
I’m not sure, but I think this hummingbird might have been sticking his tongue out to catch raindrops.
A male ruby-throated hummingbird (Archilochus colubris) extends his tongue while perched on a black metal shepherd’s hook against a smooth green bokeh background.
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Jonathan Crowe @jonathancrowe.net · 12/05/2025
A lot of goldfinches around here lately.
A male American goldfinch (Spinus tristus) in the middle of his spring molt perches on a black metal shepherd’s hook.A male American goldfinch (Spinus tristus) in the middle of his spring molt perches on the rim of a bird feeder.
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