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Jonas Jödecke

@jonasjoedecke.bsky.social
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English and Spanish teacher interested in education, guitar, roleplaying, Arsenal FC, and Oxford commas.

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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listened to The City Ramble on my way to work to check out City supporters' reactions. The mental gymnastics the lads on there undergo to downplay and even justify their despicable cheating over countless years is truly impressive. Can you guys point me to any sensible City fan takes?
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Time to put in a cheeky bid for Haaland
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A shot of Stringer Bell from the TV series The Wire, saying “I want you to put the word out there that we back up”
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We’ve actually gone and done it 😭😭😭
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Premier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaa absolute scenes
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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
MAX DOWMAN. 16 YEARS OLD. ETCH THAT INTO EMIRATES HISTORY, ARSENAL HISTORY, PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY!
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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 14/03/2026
If Max Dowman wins this for Arsenal, we're winning everything
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Article title: How Liverpool became the corner kings...
Liverpool scored three goals from corners in that first half.Meme of Shaq saying “and I took that personally”
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
As Arsène put it: “The only moment of possible happiness is the present. The past gives regrets. And future uncertainties.” Words to live by. Four points clear.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
It's time to talk to you about my cat.
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Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate
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You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
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Armin Wolf @arminwolf.at · 26/11/2025
Diese Geschichte ist unfassbar. Weil der Trump-Regierung die Arbeit des Internationalen Strafgerichtshofs nicht passt, wird ein französischer Richter digital de facto ausgelöscht und bekommt keine Kreditkarte und kein Bankkonto mehr:
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"Digitale Auslöschung": Wie US-Sanktionen einen europäischen Richter lahmlegen
Nicolas Guillou ist von beinahe allen digitalen Diensten dieser Welt gesperrt – von Amazon bis Paypal. Europa wirkt dagegen völlig machtlos
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Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Max Dowman is ridiculous.
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Doug Nichols @thetxi.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
All these generals and admirals listening to Hegseth is like the equivalent of Gary Neville giving a ted talk to a live audience of Wenger, Mourinho, Guardiola, Zidane, Conte, and Ancelotti
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Set piece FC 🩵
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 25/07/2025
Immigration agents told a teenage US citizen: ‘You’ve got no rights.’ He secretly recorded his brutal arrest
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Immigration agents told a teenage US citizen: ‘You’ve got no rights.’ He secretly recorded his brutal arrest
Video from Kenny Laynez-Ambrosio, 18, puts fresh scrutiny on the harsh tactics used to reach the Trump administration’s ambitious enforcement targets
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 17/07/2025
Loneliness isn’t just an affliction to be cured but an experience that can shape us for the better, Paul Bloom writes. If A.I. companions eliminate the feeling, we might lose something essential about being human.
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A.I. Is About to Solve Loneliness. That’s a Problem
The discomfort of loneliness shapes us in ways we don’t recognize—and we may not like what we become without it.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Me: take hours to read a book You: have your super hot ChatGPT girlfriend download a million books, read them, then summarize them all to you in a barrage of lies that you can't even tell are lies because you don't read books; also you have the critical thinking skills of a shovel-struck donkey
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
"ChatGPT isn't its own, unique problem. It's a symptom of a totalizing cultural paradigm in which passive consumption and regurgitation of content becomes the status quo."
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Dejan Mihajlović @mihajlovicfreiburg.com · 01/05/2025
Wie könnte man das Problem lösen, dass Menschen aufgrund prekärer Arbeitsbedingungen, hoher Arbeitsbelastung und anderer Faktoren neoliberaler Politik immer weniger Zeit für sich, die Familie und Freunde haben? Mit Chatbots, die Familie und Freunde simulieren. Wenn ein Vulkanier Lösungen entwickelt:
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Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The Don is in the house tonight! ♥️
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Charles Watts @charleswatts.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
OH MY WORD!!!! Enjoy it, soak it all up. Arsenal have knocked out Real Madrid!!!!!!!! Gabriel Martinelli. 2-1 in the Bernabeu.
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Amrei Bahr @amreibahr.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Dass nun überall diese unnötigen KI-Features eingebaut sind, ist auch einfach große 1 Einladung, mit minimalem Aufwand von 1 Klick unsere Welt durch achtloses Verballern von Energie schleichend zugrunde zu richten — & das alles oft nur für den fun oder aus Faulheit. Dem Klimawandel gefällt das.
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I keep thinking of Declan Rice pulling those freekicks out of his arse for a Champions League game against Real fucking Madrid. He's like that cunt at karaoke who's never mentioned he can sing and out of nowhere has a voice that could make angels weep
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
#wowdw: 5er drehen in Englisch Videos über ihren Tagesablauf. Manche nehmen sich selber auf, manche filmen aus Egoperspektive, andere stellen Szenen mit Playmobil oder Lego nach. Das Ergebnis: super Videos mit herzzerreißenden Momenten, die die Welt da draußen für einen Moment verschwinden lassen.
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Anita @arsenalofka.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Rice x2
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
DECCERS
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David Mack @davidmack.pro · 01/03/2025
“Why aren’t you wearing a suit?”
From STAR WARS, Episode VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI — Jabba the Hutt, a large, slimy orange wormlike thug of a mob boss who oozes perversion, holds the rightfully disgusted General Leia Organa (formerly of Alderaan, now a key figure in the Rebellion) and sticks his tongue out at her like he expects a deep kiss instead of the stainless-steel-strangling she later delivers to his fat ass. Any similarities to current political figures is exactly the fucking point.
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
You can now read the article here: www.theguardian.com/world/commen... - if of interest, please share.
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 21/01/2025
"Bestimmt nur beim Rasieren verrutscht" – Medien verteidigen Elon Musks neues Bärtchen
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"Bestimmt nur beim Rasieren verrutscht" – Medien verteidigen Elon Musks neues Bärtchen
Mar-a-Lago (dpo) - Nur einen Tag, nachdem Elon Musk laut Medienberichten "eine hitlergruß-ähnliche Geste" ausgeführt hat, zeigt sich der Multimilliard
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Ginny Di @ginnydi.com · 31/12/2023
Humans love to see narratives in things — it's one of our most charming traits, I think. It's tempting to shape your year into an arc, whether that's a positive or negative one. But if that arc isn't useful, you can let it go. Years are arbitrary divisions. You have more time 💙
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Peter Jochum @peterjochum.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Untragbar, aber Realität.
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Joy.
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Arteta putting out a strong team. There's a long way to go yet, but it's hard not to see today as a must-win if Arsenal are to challenge. Many have commented on Odegaard possibly bringing back some attacking spark, at this point I'm happy with small moments of joy. It's just been drab recently
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 09/11/2024
This place still feels a bit small, not football focused, but maybe we could try and connect Arsenal fans at least. If you are an Arsenal fan, leave a reply, people can follow, also please repost or whatever it's called her and hopefully it can spread. #arsenal
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 06/11/2024
having to edit the election piece I pre-filed on Sunday and......yeah, I stand by this
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FelloFish @fellofish.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Liebes #blueLZ, zum Start von Fiete.ai verteilen wir die Geschenke. Ihr seid eine tolle Community und große Imspirationsquelle. Wir verlosen 3 exklusive Zugänge mit doppelten Credits unter allen Lehrkräften, die diesen Tweet bis Sonntag retweeten.
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Eine Kollegin heute morgen: “In jedem Unternehmen würde für die dringend nötige Transformation ein Team gebildet und aus dem Tagesgeschehen ausgeplant werden. Am liebsten würden wir uns ein halbes Jahr nehmen und mal alles hinterfragen.” Traurige Erkenntnis - trotzdem toll, ihre Energie zu fühlen.
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Hello void! Schön, hier zu sein.
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