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Jonas Jödecke

@jonasjoedecke.bsky.social
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English and Spanish teacher interested in education, guitar, roleplaying, Arsenal FC, and Oxford commas.

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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listened to The City Ramble on my way to work to check out City supporters' reactions. The mental gymnastics the lads on there undergo to downplay and even justify their despicable cheating over countless years is truly impressive. Can you guys point me to any sensible City fan takes?
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Time to put in a cheeky bid for Haaland
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tell me about it! :) Nimmst du es auch als so starke mentale Entlastung wahr, dass du nicht 2 Kollegien, Schülerschaften, Systeme, Kalender, ToDo-Listen und einfach auch Arbeitsorte im Kopf haben musst? Ich finde das als entlastender als die einfachere pädagogische Arbeit. Nur Klausurphase kickt..
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Champions 26 on the back? (:
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Seeing Arsène opened the floodgates instantly for me
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A shot of Stringer Bell from the TV series The Wire, saying “I want you to put the word out there that we back up”
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I felt completely numb too, only believed it once Sky Germany showed some of ours celebrating! 😭
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We’ve actually gone and done it 😭😭😭
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Premier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
“In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it.” Sigh.
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaa absolute scenes
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Been there, done that - es war gleichzeitig toll und furchtbar. Im Abi waren dann "nur noch" 26 übrig, das spürte man schon direkt. Ganz wichtig: angenehme Kursatmosphäre schaffen, viel Austausch, viel Teambuilding, da das in dem großen Kurs sonst echt hemmt.
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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
MAX DOWMAN. 16 YEARS OLD. ETCH THAT INTO EMIRATES HISTORY, ARSENAL HISTORY, PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY!
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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 14/03/2026
If Max Dowman wins this for Arsenal, we're winning everything
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The second time he’s done that, too
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Article title: How Liverpool became the corner kings...
Liverpool scored three goals from corners in that first half.Meme of Shaq saying “and I took that personally”
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
He's supposed to be there for the short term, yet that track record already seems utterly Spursy.
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
He has also only once stayed at a club for more than a year!
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
As Arsène put it: “The only moment of possible happiness is the present. The past gives regrets. And future uncertainties.” Words to live by. Four points clear.
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
🥲 you mustn't go there, please
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Despite his recently improved goalscoring form, he looks pretty terrible every time I watch him. I mean, he scored some of his CL goals despite, not because of his technique.
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
In der Oberstufe bei uns 30 Min. Vorbereitungszeit. Ich sehe auch wenige Textgenres, bei denen angesichts der gewünschten inhaltlichen Tiefe keine Vorbereitungszeit nötig wäre. Karikatur auf jeden Fall mit Vorbereitungszeit.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
It's time to talk to you about my cat.
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Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate
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You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
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Armin Wolf @arminwolf.at · 26/11/2025
Diese Geschichte ist unfassbar. Weil der Trump-Regierung die Arbeit des Internationalen Strafgerichtshofs nicht passt, wird ein französischer Richter digital de facto ausgelöscht und bekommt keine Kreditkarte und kein Bankkonto mehr:
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"Digitale Auslöschung": Wie US-Sanktionen einen europäischen Richter lahmlegen
Nicolas Guillou ist von beinahe allen digitalen Diensten dieser Welt gesperrt – von Amazon bis Paypal. Europa wirkt dagegen völlig machtlos
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Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Max Dowman is ridiculous.
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Ich bin im vierten Jahr an der Grundschule und bin wirklich froh, wenn der Spagat vorbei ist. Zu meinem Einstellungszeitpunkt gab es nur Abordnungsstellen. Ein Jahr später kamen zig Leute ohne Abordnung an unsere Schule. Aber hey: es ist das letzte Jahr!
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Doug Nichols @thetxi.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
All these generals and admirals listening to Hegseth is like the equivalent of Gary Neville giving a ted talk to a live audience of Wenger, Mourinho, Guardiola, Zidane, Conte, and Ancelotti
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Set piece FC 🩵
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 25/07/2025
Immigration agents told a teenage US citizen: ‘You’ve got no rights.’ He secretly recorded his brutal arrest
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Immigration agents told a teenage US citizen: ‘You’ve got no rights.’ He secretly recorded his brutal arrest
Video from Kenny Laynez-Ambrosio, 18, puts fresh scrutiny on the harsh tactics used to reach the Trump administration’s ambitious enforcement targets
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Absolut! Was hätte ich „damals“ (2009) für einen Erwartungshorizont gegeben.
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Whoops!
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 17/07/2025
Loneliness isn’t just an affliction to be cured but an experience that can shape us for the better, Paul Bloom writes. If A.I. companions eliminate the feeling, we might lose something essential about being human.
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A.I. Is About to Solve Loneliness. That’s a Problem
The discomfort of loneliness shapes us in ways we don’t recognize—and we may not like what we become without it.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Me: take hours to read a book You: have your super hot ChatGPT girlfriend download a million books, read them, then summarize them all to you in a barrage of lies that you can't even tell are lies because you don't read books; also you have the critical thinking skills of a shovel-struck donkey
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
"ChatGPT isn't its own, unique problem. It's a symptom of a totalizing cultural paradigm in which passive consumption and regurgitation of content becomes the status quo."
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Dejan Mihajlović @mihajlovicfreiburg.com · 01/05/2025
Wie könnte man das Problem lösen, dass Menschen aufgrund prekärer Arbeitsbedingungen, hoher Arbeitsbelastung und anderer Faktoren neoliberaler Politik immer weniger Zeit für sich, die Familie und Freunde haben? Mit Chatbots, die Familie und Freunde simulieren. Wenn ein Vulkanier Lösungen entwickelt:
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Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The Don is in the house tonight! ♥️
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Hell yeah!
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Charles Watts @charleswatts.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
OH MY WORD!!!! Enjoy it, soak it all up. Arsenal have knocked out Real Madrid!!!!!!!! Gabriel Martinelli. 2-1 in the Bernabeu.
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Amrei Bahr @amreibahr.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Dass nun überall diese unnötigen KI-Features eingebaut sind, ist auch einfach große 1 Einladung, mit minimalem Aufwand von 1 Klick unsere Welt durch achtloses Verballern von Energie schleichend zugrunde zu richten — & das alles oft nur für den fun oder aus Faulheit. Dem Klimawandel gefällt das.
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I keep thinking of Declan Rice pulling those freekicks out of his arse for a Champions League game against Real fucking Madrid. He's like that cunt at karaoke who's never mentioned he can sing and out of nowhere has a voice that could make angels weep
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
#wowdw: 5er drehen in Englisch Videos über ihren Tagesablauf. Manche nehmen sich selber auf, manche filmen aus Egoperspektive, andere stellen Szenen mit Playmobil oder Lego nach. Das Ergebnis: super Videos mit herzzerreißenden Momenten, die die Welt da draußen für einen Moment verschwinden lassen.
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Anita @arsenalofka.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Rice x2
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
DECCERS
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David Mack @davidmack.pro · 01/03/2025
“Why aren’t you wearing a suit?”
From STAR WARS, Episode VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI — Jabba the Hutt, a large, slimy orange wormlike thug of a mob boss who oozes perversion, holds the rightfully disgusted General Leia Organa (formerly of Alderaan, now a key figure in the Rebellion) and sticks his tongue out at her like he expects a deep kiss instead of the stainless-steel-strangling she later delivers to his fat ass. Any similarities to current political figures is exactly the fucking point.
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
You can now read the article here: www.theguardian.com/world/commen... - if of interest, please share.
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
“Follow the money.” (Lester Freamon)
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a man sits at a desk reading a book titled " triumph of the humanities "
Alt: TV series The Wire’s detective Lester Freamon sits at a desk reading a book
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 21/01/2025
"Bestimmt nur beim Rasieren verrutscht" – Medien verteidigen Elon Musks neues Bärtchen
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"Bestimmt nur beim Rasieren verrutscht" – Medien verteidigen Elon Musks neues Bärtchen
Mar-a-Lago (dpo) - Nur einen Tag, nachdem Elon Musk laut Medienberichten "eine hitlergruß-ähnliche Geste" ausgeführt hat, zeigt sich der Multimilliard
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Jonas Jödecke @jonasjoedecke.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Don't worry, we'll probably sign a left back soon :))))) Imagine having an Alexis in this team. Would be glorious.
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