Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 24/07/20261. Is a petition with 1,400 signatures (10% of goal) considered going viral? 2. Posting this like it isn't your own petition is weird 3. What are you doing with the names and emails collected? 4. No amount of signatures will change what Beshear is and isn't allowed to do at the moment. 020
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 13/07/2026static.klipy.comRory Gilmore (Alexis Bledel) in ClassALT: Rory Gilmore (Alexis Bledel) in Class 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Stuff like this only seems like chess when everyone else is playing Chutes and Ladders. 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 09/06/2026At Madison Square Garden, terrible refereeing is considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious calls are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.These are their stories. Dun dun. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I just went 70-12, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=I5V...82-0.com82-0Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Is it the Constitution that is inoperative or is it the representatives that swore an oath to support and defend it that are falling down on the job? 000
Reposted by Jonahit's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 11/05/2026slightly increase a band about as good as Jake 172055
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 21/04/2026We Americans will truly do anything to avoid building high speed rail. 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 24/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a cowboy hat is standing in front of a framed newspaper that says man walks on the moonALT: a man in a cowboy hat is standing in front of a framed newspaper that says man walks on the moon 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Legit jump scare. This should come with a trigger warning. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I guess when you spend your days palling around with dinosaurs this is the level of humor we should expect 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 19/02/2026That's one of the greatest goals I've ever seen. They will be playing that in Olympics video packages for the rest of our lives. Megan Keller forever a legend. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Post a banger that isn't in English Bamboleo - Gipsy Kings youtu.be/ZKfHt-AVR48?...youtu.beBamboleoYouTube video by Gipsy Kings - Topic 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 02/02/2026You don't say! Honestly, I'm surprised they didn't go with a season of Wagner performances and a Leni Riefenstahl film retrospective. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 29/01/2026What didn't he direct a movie that was an allegory for damaging the environment? 020
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 26/01/2026There is literally no wiggle room here. State law requires a certain number of school days, and will all the holidays that have been added they are at that exact # now. A snow day would mean tacking a day on the end of the year or off a vacation. A remote day avoids a future issue with the unions. 041
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 14/01/2026QR code will also bring up a menu with a selection of civil liberties you can choose to be violated. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 19/12/2025The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Bangarang!media.tenor.comHook GIFALT: Hook GIF 020
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 04/12/2025New: I am calling on my bank to give me 1 Billion dollars. 010
Reposted by JonahMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/11/2025"This truck is a powerhouse, dude. It can handle anything. Does your work route lead through a medieval trebuchet’s firing zone? No? Well, what if you change jobs, and it does then? You’ll wish you had a Cybertruck."buff.lyPlease Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not StupidYou gotta get this Tesla Cybertruck, bro. It’s great. Am I a paid spokesperson? Sort of. I’m a person who paid $8 a month to “spokes” for them. Thi... 713618
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 11/11/2025If this were the case, shouldn't there have been more unity around the vote in Senate? Instead we have Schumer issuing mealy mouthed statements saying why he wouldn't vote for it, other prominent dems railing against it, and even the ones that did vote for it couldn't find a cohesive explanation why 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Even if we take this at face value (which we absolutely should not), it means Durbin, the lame duck octogenarian senate minority whip, went completely rouge in caving to the republicans. Isn't this cause for removal from party leadership? 031
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 10/11/2025It's like fucking Charlie Brown and the fucking football. Every. Damn. Time. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I mean at least 77M people are apparently as stupid as he thinks they are. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 22/10/2025When I was 17 I got a small tribal tattoo of a panther head on my ankle. The face is in profile making it even harder to discern. Whenever anyone notices it they ask me what it means, mistaking it for Japanese Kanji. That is a regrettable tattoo. Nazi symbols are a giant red flag. 020
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 09/10/2025 "Not a single founding father rapped while on stage - ⭐" - This guy, probably 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 23/09/2025"wants to solve autism" my ass! What the hell kind of framing is this anyways? First, autism isn't a "problem." Second, he doesn't want to solve shit. He wants to make money for his cronies and take his cut. Any illusion that he cares about this is just Bobby's hand up his ass pulling the strings. 020
Reposted by JonahJeremy @floregonian.com · 12/08/2025I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity. It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start. 20175771716
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Furthest I’ve been: N: Skagway, AK E: Prague, CZ S: Willemstad, Curaçao W: Skagway, AK 010
Reposted by JonahMarnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Why does this move me more than anything hanging in the Met 743440
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 25/07/2025What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life? 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 01/06/2025One of my favorite annual events all for a good cause! I have fantastic prints from years past throughout my house. 020
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I remember it being a big deal when my middle school made someone turn their Nirvana Nevermind t-shirt inside out. 020