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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
1. Is a petition with 1,400 signatures (10% of goal) considered going viral? 2. Posting this like it isn't your own petition is weird 3. What are you doing with the names and emails collected? 4. No amount of signatures will change what Beshear is and isn't allowed to do at the moment.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Rory Gilmore (Alexis Bledel) in Class
ALT: Rory Gilmore (Alexis Bledel) in Class
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Stuff like this only seems like chess when everyone else is playing Chutes and Ladders.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Evergreen post
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
At Madison Square Garden, terrible refereeing is considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious calls are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.These are their stories. Dun dun.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I just went 70-12, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=I5V...
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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Is it the Constitution that is inoperative or is it the representatives that swore an oath to support and defend it that are falling down on the job?
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
RIP to a legend
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Every cloud has a silver lining
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Literal clutching of pearls
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Thompson Triplets
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 11/05/2026
slightly increase a band about as good as Jake
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We Americans will truly do anything to avoid building high speed rail.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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a man in a cowboy hat is standing in front of a framed newspaper that says man walks on the moon
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is standing in front of a framed newspaper that says man walks on the moon
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Legit jump scare. This should come with a trigger warning.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I'm only at 49 and I'm furious
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Today’s mug for no particular reason
Coffee mug that says 
MAY YOU HAVE THE CONFIDENCE OF A MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I guess when you spend your days palling around with dinosaurs this is the level of humor we should expect
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
That's one of the greatest goals I've ever seen. They will be playing that in Olympics video packages for the rest of our lives. Megan Keller forever a legend.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Post a banger that isn't in English Bamboleo - Gipsy Kings youtu.be/ZKfHt-AVR48?...
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Bamboleo
YouTube video by Gipsy Kings - Topic
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
You don't say! Honestly, I'm surprised they didn't go with a season of Wagner performances and a Leni Riefenstahl film retrospective.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
What didn't he direct a movie that was an allegory for damaging the environment?
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
There is literally no wiggle room here. State law requires a certain number of school days, and will all the holidays that have been added they are at that exact # now. A snow day would mean tacking a day on the end of the year or off a vacation. A remote day avoids a future issue with the unions.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
SPONGEBOB!!!!
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Natural Born Killers With Big Naturals
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
QR code will also bring up a menu with a selection of civil liberties you can choose to be violated.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Mama Cass will return in Avengers: Monday, Monday
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Bangarang!
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Hook GIF
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
New: I am calling on my bank to give me 1 Billion dollars.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/11/2025
"This truck is a powerhouse, dude. It can handle anything. Does your work route lead through a medieval trebuchet’s firing zone? No? Well, what if you change jobs, and it does then? You’ll wish you had a Cybertruck."
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Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
You gotta get this Tesla Cybertruck, bro. It’s great. Am I a paid spokesperson? Sort of. I’m a person who paid $8 a month to “spokes” for them. Thi...
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
If this were the case, shouldn't there have been more unity around the vote in Senate? Instead we have Schumer issuing mealy mouthed statements saying why he wouldn't vote for it, other prominent dems railing against it, and even the ones that did vote for it couldn't find a cohesive explanation why
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Even if we take this at face value (which we absolutely should not), it means Durbin, the lame duck octogenarian senate minority whip, went completely rouge in caving to the republicans. Isn't this cause for removal from party leadership?
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
It's like fucking Charlie Brown and the fucking football. Every. Damn. Time.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I mean at least 77M people are apparently as stupid as he thinks they are.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Hawaii and Alaska are the only far-flung states.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
When I was 17 I got a small tribal tattoo of a panther head on my ankle. The face is in profile making it even harder to discern. Whenever anyone notices it they ask me what it means, mistaking it for Japanese Kanji. That is a regrettable tattoo. Nazi symbols are a giant red flag.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
"Not a single founding father rapped while on stage - ⭐" - This guy, probably
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
To be clear, he was the ICE Detainee shooter.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
"wants to solve autism" my ass! What the hell kind of framing is this anyways? First, autism isn't a "problem." Second, he doesn't want to solve shit. He wants to make money for his cronies and take his cut. Any illusion that he cares about this is just Bobby's hand up his ass pulling the strings.
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
a bunny holding a spiked morning star by lily seika jones
text: we must remain whimsical to survive the horrors of this world
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 12/08/2025
I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity. It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Furthest I’ve been: N: Skagway, AK E: Prague, CZ S: Willemstad, Curaçao W: Skagway, AK
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The E stands for Embezzlement
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Why does this move me more than anything hanging in the Met
An IG Story from the Doughboys podcast account featuring Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell hugging with the caption "10 Years"
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
DeAndre Jordan makes a stank face
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
This hits the nail directly on the head
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
One of my favorite annual events all for a good cause! I have fantastic prints from years past throughout my house.
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Alicia Stella @alicia.social · 01/06/2025
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Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I remember it being a big deal when my middle school made someone turn their Nirvana Nevermind t-shirt inside out.
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