Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comPortable Toilet LaunchALT: Portable Toilet Launch 030
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Probably helps to have a younger CEO in place who is better at reading the room. 060
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This is even more pathetic since it coincides with reporting that sailors are choosing to jump overboard rather than deal with conditions on an US aircraft carrier. 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Not to mention that the number of flights available today is more than double. When you add in uncharges flying today is expensive, but when you factor in inflation, it is not significantly more expensive than 40 yrs ago. People is what makes flying worse today. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 30/07/2026 No no no, call me Bernie, Mr. Pornography was my father. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Not for nothing, but church is a third place. This is due to people developing their social mores based on what they see in their social media feeds. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 24/07/20261. Is a petition with 1,400 signatures (10% of goal) considered going viral? 2. Posting this like it isn't your own petition is weird 3. What are you doing with the names and emails collected? 4. No amount of signatures will change what Beshear is and isn't allowed to do at the moment. 020
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I'm confused. Are we using ketchup to tell the stories or are we using Disney IP to tell the story of ketchup? Either way, pulling out RoA already feels like a real missed opportunity here. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Makes me feel young again every time I get ID'd for a breadstick 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 13/07/2026static.klipy.comRory Gilmore (Alexis Bledel) in ClassALT: Rory Gilmore (Alexis Bledel) in Class 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Stuff like this only seems like chess when everyone else is playing Chutes and Ladders. 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I hear you. I find that when it comes to the needles if I close my eyes and I can't feel the injections cause of the numbing gel, it's easier to pretend that it's just not happening. But that phobia is real and it sucks. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I'm not a fan of the needles in the mouth either. Ask them to put some numbing gel on your gums before they do any injections. You'll be ok. Good luck with everything! 110
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 09/06/2026At Madison Square Garden, terrible refereeing is considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious calls are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.These are their stories. Dun dun. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Anyone who has taken the train back from Met Life after a big event knows exactly what's gonna happen at Secaucus and has the PTSD to prove it. 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Also, have the "act like you've been there before" people ever seen soccer fans abroad? This is nothing. 011
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I just went 70-12, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=I5V...82-0.com82-0Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Is it the Constitution that is inoperative or is it the representatives that swore an oath to support and defend it that are falling down on the job? 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I'm not sure I agree. Sure, things existed, but not at all like they exist now and weren't taken for granted then. The space race, uxury flight and jumbo jets, new forms of home entertainment, advent of internet, personal computing, cell phones are all unique and important advancements to the times 100
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Yes but theoretically you can't automatically sign and file your disclosure statements regarding said trades. 100
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 28/05/2026static.klipy.comSterling Archer: Phrasing!Alt: Sterling Archer: Phrasing! 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 27/05/2026They the same amount of humility as Apollo Creed right before he fought Drago. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I would think as long as Judge, Ben Arroz, and Beli keep hitting they are happy to keep Stanton on the shelf for the time being. 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I definitely read this in the cadence of Old McDonald Had a Farm 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 19/05/2026If you are an alien sent to our planet specifically to play basketball then who are we to question what you do on the court? Fire away, Wemby. 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 18/05/2026If the basket doesn't have scotch and cigarettes he's gonna be in trouble. 020
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 14/05/2026static.klipy.comMacarena Los Del Rio Official Music VideoALT: Macarena Los Del Rio Official Music Video 0100
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Delivery only bodegas, coming to a space formerly occupied by a small business near you. 010
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I mean they should be thrown out on their old asses for being biased, racist, hacks that have no business being on the bench. But if the idea is for voters to see this as a direct win in retaliation to the ruling I don't think I buys the level of political capital with avg voters people hope 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 11/05/2026As I understand it, the ruling could cost Dems up to 4 house seats, but seemingly more likely 1 or 2. If they tried this end-run and it failed, they end up appearing weak and it would have been for minimal gain in the long run anyways. Maybe I'm off base but doesn't feel like a fight worth risking 110
Reposted by Jonahit's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 11/05/2026slightly increase a band about as good as Jake 172055
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 07/05/2026"I'm broke, single, lonely, living alone in a 1BR apt, and clearly struggling with my mental health" is clearly a humble brag. Has he no shame? 0260
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Different scenario because of his history before joining the league, but does Yao Ming qualify here? 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 21/04/2026We Americans will truly do anything to avoid building high speed rail. 000
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 15/04/2026From what I understand from my single female friends is that dating is a cesspool and wading through the metric ton of shit to find the normal dudes feels like a near impossible task. I am thrilled to not have to deal with that anymore. 120
Jonah @jonahsamuels.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Technically they are pivoting. They sold the show IP to another company and are changing their name and doing a financing to purchase AI compute technology. It was either that or becoming a crypto treasury I would imagine. 100
