Reposted by Jonah BlankVoteHub @votehub.com · 1hPresident Trump attacks Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed on Truth Social, repeatedly calling him “Mohammed.” Meanwhile, El-Sayed’s chances in our forecast have climbed from 59% on Aug 15 to 74% today. We currently project a 4-point victory. 16115
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 1hWhy is he calling Abdul El Sayed "Mohammed"? Does he think it sounds more like a Scary Foreign Muslim than... ...Abdulrahman? AES has never run away from his name. It means "Servant of the Most Merciful." Maybe Trump would prefer that he call himself...Abe? 000
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 5hHis feet have not trod a sidewalk in many decades. His withered hand has not touched a store's doorknob in many decades. As for everything around him having "a bad smell," well... 001
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 6hSusan Dell. Wife of mega-billionaire Michael Dell. And before the cosmetic surgery, she looked like a normal person. 000
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 6hHow can he drift to sleep with a living Spirit Halloween display looming behind him? (Don't feel bad for her: She and her hubby have $260 BILLION. Which could certainly have paid for somebody to advise her against all that cosmetic surgery). 121
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 7hWith all due modesty: ♦️I sincerely believe that this entry wins. 000
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 7hI ain't no human being. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFpG...youtube.comSex Pistols - God Save The Queen (1977) 4k RemasteredYouTube video by Classic Metal HD 000
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 7h"I ain't no human being." www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFpG...youtube.comSex Pistols - God Save The Queen (1977) 4k RemasteredYouTube video by Classic Metal HD 010
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 7hIf you've bought jeans recently, you paid a special tax levied by Trump... ...and when the tariff was ruled illegal: A massive corporation pocketed your rebate. 010
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 9hThere's definitely a different standard for male and female bosses. In press telling: -Katie Porter, Mary Peltola, Amy Klobuchar: Evil harridan. -Any dude acting the same way or worse (like Scott Bessent): Just a tough guy being tough. Suggested standard: ♦️Bosses should treat staff like humans. 020
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 9hFor a guy who's so punchably-faced, Bessent really should tone it down with the workplace ogrishness. 031
Reposted by Jonah BlankJones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 9hDamn! Can't find my vibrator. 001
Reposted by Jonah BlankBartelds @bartelds.bsky.social · 12h𝐔.𝐒. 𝐀𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐭 𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐜 𝐅𝐮𝐫𝐲: 81 aircraft destroyed, lost or damaged, incl. 45 MQ-9 Reaper drones; Crewed jets: 12 F-15E Strike Eagles, 7 KC-135 tankers, 2 A-10s, 1 F-35A, 1 E-3 Sentry www.congress.gov/crs_external... 37445
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 11hAs a former Biden staffer, I'm quite familiar with my old boss's views & staff dynamics. So, listen when I say: ♦️The staffer most strongly advocating a policy of 100% support for EVERY action Israel EVER took was Brett McGurk. Remember that when he angles for a post in the next Dem Administration. 020
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 11hAlternate quote: -A top Hollywood star with a net worth of $20 million is too cowardly to say what he believes. 000
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 11hInteresting theory: ♦️He has the unilateral power to detonate 5,177 nuclear warheads. Which would result in the "obliteration of the world." His choice not to do so-- yet-- deserves a Nobel. Not completely insane. What IS insane: -The fact that we continue to entrust him with this unilateral power. 000
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 11hWemby's coming for King James' crown: -On court: As the 🐐 (at least co, w/MJ): May just be a matter of time. -Off court: He's already there. (That is, surpassed LBJ's off-court greatness; KAJ still is probably the 🐐 there). 000
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 11hAsterisk to my prediction on '28 GOP nominee: *The GOP nominee, of course, will be whoever Donald Trump decides to anoint. Assuming it's not himself (which it might be!), it could be someone he wants to win (Rubio), or someone he wants to lose (JD). The only certainty: It will be someone awful. 000
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 11hIt must be all those launches of his diesel-powered fleet of Hope & Change luxury rockets. 010
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 13hBookmark (and I've said this often before): ♦️Rubio will be the 2028 GOP nominee. Not because of this (crappy) speech. But because he's a much more capable-- and much more dangerous-- politician than JD. 100
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 14hWhat if the Nobel committee gave him the prize...in fiction? 000
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 14h1. Correct. 2. Insha'Allah. If there's a SCOTUS opening and a Dem Senate, it's completely possible Trump will get his nominee through. Depends on: a) Timing: Chuck or his successor might hold off for a few months, but not for a year. b) The combo of Fetterman & a few other ConservaDems. 000
Reposted by Jonah BlankJames Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 15hI feel a mix of emotions—10% pride in prescience, 90% lament at lack of tragic imagination—when I realize that my book 'Breaking the News' came out six months *before* Fox News went on the air... 820529
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 14hMAGA supporters often get angry at people in the US speaking a language other than English. This one didn't get the memo. Perhaps the message he emblazoned on his car (Tesla-- natch) is written in 'Murcan? (photo cite: Oct 5 rally in Nebraska) www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...) 001
Reposted by Jonah BlankStella Rouse @stellarouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026One surprising thing from the Trump era is the level of cowardness and capitulation exhibited by institutions of power. Even in the face of evidence that pushback works and that the law is on their side, they continue to fall in line. It's a stain that will be hard to erase from history. 714748
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Collins: Stick with me, and I'll carve out a few li'l exceptions to Trump's massive destruction, just for Maine. Jackson: Pick me, and I'll be the vote that stops Trump from inflicting ALL his massive destruction-- on Maine, and the rest of America. 020
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Tech bros will be as serious about reading as they are about going to the gym. 021
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's the best possible explanation. And the least embarrassing. 000
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not saying we should emulate the all-too-frequent Parisian protests: They're often poorly targeted, and seldom seem to bring real change. But I sure like the idea of citizens actually DOING something. 111
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Article contains no comment from Smithsonian Secretary Lonnie Bunch. Who decided to retire instead of standing up to Trump. But who is technically still on the job. And could spend his final three months shouting about Trump's abuses at the top of his voice. But instead stays silent. 054
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As predicted: He's having too good a time screwing the rest of us over. 011
Reposted by Jonah BlankThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026UPDATE: Trump just awarded another $3 BILLION military contract to a company backed by his son Don Jr. (and Peter Thiel) — what skilled businessmen these Trumps are! Robbing the American taxpayer in broad daylight. 18031111863
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Necessary follow-up, if Scott Jennings were a journalist: ♦️Mr Speaker, exactly which precept of Ithna Ashari Shi'a Islam are you referring to? 000
Reposted by Jonah BlankSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you." 2993258
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is why Lonnie Bunch should not have shuffled off into retirement. The Secretary of the Smithsonian should be out in from of every camera, denouncing this illegal bullying. He still could. 000
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength." -Official slogan of a fictional party. 000
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not quite accurate. To use Hegseth's terminology: -Three weirdoes, one beardo, three fatties. 000
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Gold star families are those who've lost a member in military service. Instead of telling them how he plans to end his pointless war on Iran, Trump invited them to view the vanity home-improvement projects on which he spends most of his time. 031
Reposted by Jonah BlankDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 06/10/2026One thing about Copenhagen is that there's tons of dense housing but you *never* find it fronting a busy road with cars racing past, which describes about 90% of the apartments in the US. They manage to make it feel tucked away, private, cozy. (These are all from Sluseholmen, my dream neighborhood.) 411409149
Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I haven't heard about Yale clamping down on pro-Palestinian protests-- if they've done that, yet another reason for me to be ashamed. 200