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Jonah Blank

@jonahblank.bsky.social
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 1h
President Trump attacks Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed on Truth Social, repeatedly calling him “Mohammed.” Meanwhile, El-Sayed’s chances in our forecast have climbed from 59% on Aug 15 to 74% today. We currently project a 4-point victory.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 1h
Why is he calling Abdul El Sayed "Mohammed"? Does he think it sounds more like a Scary Foreign Muslim than... ...Abdulrahman? AES has never run away from his name. It means "Servant of the Most Merciful." Maybe Trump would prefer that he call himself...Abe?
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 1h
Based on the legal precedent of Because Of Course.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 5h
His feet have not trod a sidewalk in many decades. His withered hand has not touched a store's doorknob in many decades. As for everything around him having "a bad smell," well...
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 6h
Susan Dell. Wife of mega-billionaire Michael Dell. And before the cosmetic surgery, she looked like a normal person.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 6h
How can he drift to sleep with a living Spirit Halloween display looming behind him? (Don't feel bad for her: She and her hubby have $260 BILLION. Which could certainly have paid for somebody to advise her against all that cosmetic surgery).
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 6h
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 7h
With all due modesty: ♦️I sincerely believe that this entry wins.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 7h
I ain't no human being. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFpG...
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Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen (1977) 4k Remastered
YouTube video by Classic Metal HD
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 7h
"I ain't no human being." www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFpG...
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Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen (1977) 4k Remastered
YouTube video by Classic Metal HD
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 7h
If you've bought jeans recently, you paid a special tax levied by Trump... ...and when the tariff was ruled illegal: A massive corporation pocketed your rebate.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 9h
There's definitely a different standard for male and female bosses. In press telling: -Katie Porter, Mary Peltola, Amy Klobuchar: Evil harridan. -Any dude acting the same way or worse (like Scott Bessent): Just a tough guy being tough. Suggested standard: ♦️Bosses should treat staff like humans.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 9h
For a guy who's so punchably-faced, Bessent really should tone it down with the workplace ogrishness.
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Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 9h
Damn! Can't find my vibrator.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 10h
I feel bad for both of them.
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Bartelds @bartelds.bsky.social · 12h
𝐔.𝐒. 𝐀𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐭 𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐜 𝐅𝐮𝐫𝐲: 81 aircraft destroyed, lost or damaged, incl. 45 MQ-9 Reaper drones; Crewed jets: 12 F-15E Strike Eagles, 7 KC-135 tankers, 2 A-10s, 1 F-35A, 1 E-3 Sentry www.congress.gov/crs_external...
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 11h
As a former Biden staffer, I'm quite familiar with my old boss's views & staff dynamics. So, listen when I say: ♦️The staffer most strongly advocating a policy of 100% support for EVERY action Israel EVER took was Brett McGurk. Remember that when he angles for a post in the next Dem Administration.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 11h
Alternate quote: -A top Hollywood star with a net worth of $20 million is too cowardly to say what he believes.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 11h
Interesting theory: ♦️He has the unilateral power to detonate 5,177 nuclear warheads. Which would result in the "obliteration of the world." His choice not to do so-- yet-- deserves a Nobel. Not completely insane. What IS insane: -The fact that we continue to entrust him with this unilateral power.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 11h
Wemby's coming for King James' crown: -On court: As the 🐐 (at least co, w/MJ): May just be a matter of time. -Off court: He's already there. (That is, surpassed LBJ's off-court greatness; KAJ still is probably the 🐐 there).
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 11h
Asterisk to my prediction on '28 GOP nominee: *The GOP nominee, of course, will be whoever Donald Trump decides to anoint. Assuming it's not himself (which it might be!), it could be someone he wants to win (Rubio), or someone he wants to lose (JD). The only certainty: It will be someone awful.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 11h
It must be all those launches of his diesel-powered fleet of Hope & Change luxury rockets.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 11h
Thank you, Jens Galschiøt:
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 13h
Bookmark (and I've said this often before): ♦️Rubio will be the 2028 GOP nominee. Not because of this (crappy) speech. But because he's a much more capable-- and much more dangerous-- politician than JD.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 14h
"Outlast Truss? Oh, f*ck it."
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 14h
What if the Nobel committee gave him the prize...in fiction?
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 14h
1. Correct. 2. Insha'Allah. If there's a SCOTUS opening and a Dem Senate, it's completely possible Trump will get his nominee through. Depends on: a) Timing: Chuck or his successor might hold off for a few months, but not for a year. b) The combo of Fetterman & a few other ConservaDems.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 15h
I feel a mix of emotions—10% pride in prescience, 90% lament at lack of tragic imagination—when I realize that my book 'Breaking the News' came out six months *before* Fox News went on the air...
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 14h
MAGA supporters often get angry at people in the US speaking a language other than English. This one didn't get the memo. Perhaps the message he emblazoned on his car (Tesla-- natch) is written in 'Murcan? (photo cite: Oct 5 rally in Nebraska) www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...)
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 15h
Thank you!
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Stella Rouse @stellarouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One surprising thing from the Trump era is the level of cowardness and capitulation exhibited by institutions of power. Even in the face of evidence that pushback works and that the law is on their side, they continue to fall in line. It's a stain that will be hard to erase from history.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Collins: Stick with me, and I'll carve out a few li'l exceptions to Trump's massive destruction, just for Maine. Jackson: Pick me, and I'll be the vote that stops Trump from inflicting ALL his massive destruction-- on Maine, and the rest of America.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tech bros will be as serious about reading as they are about going to the gym.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's the best possible explanation. And the least embarrassing.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not saying we should emulate the all-too-frequent Parisian protests: They're often poorly targeted, and seldom seem to bring real change. But I sure like the idea of citizens actually DOING something.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Article contains no comment from Smithsonian Secretary Lonnie Bunch. Who decided to retire instead of standing up to Trump. But who is technically still on the job. And could spend his final three months shouting about Trump's abuses at the top of his voice. But instead stays silent.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As predicted: He's having too good a time screwing the rest of us over.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
UPDATE: Trump just awarded another $3 BILLION military contract to a company backed by his son Don Jr. (and Peter Thiel) — what skilled businessmen these Trumps are! Robbing the American taxpayer in broad daylight.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Necessary follow-up, if Scott Jennings were a journalist: ♦️Mr Speaker, exactly which precept of Ithna Ashari Shi'a Islam are you referring to?
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you."
Season 11 / Episode 21
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is why Lonnie Bunch should not have shuffled off into retirement. The Secretary of the Smithsonian should be out in from of every camera, denouncing this illegal bullying. He still could.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength." -Official slogan of a fictional party.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not quite accurate. To use Hegseth's terminology: -Three weirdoes, one beardo, three fatties.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Insha'Allah.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gold star families are those who've lost a member in military service. Instead of telling them how he plans to end his pointless war on Iran, Trump invited them to view the vanity home-improvement projects on which he spends most of his time.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 06/10/2026
One thing about Copenhagen is that there's tons of dense housing but you *never* find it fronting a busy road with cars racing past, which describes about 90% of the apartments in the US. They manage to make it feel tucked away, private, cozy. (These are all from Sluseholmen, my dream neighborhood.)
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I haven't heard about Yale clamping down on pro-Palestinian protests-- if they've done that, yet another reason for me to be ashamed.
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Amen.
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