Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 1hSuggested press question: 🔷"Sir, your buttocks have been noticeably larger and more box-like in recent months. Can you please explain these changes to the presidential keister?" 000
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 2hHe's not fooling anyone but himself. And all that pent-up frustration and self-hate is just getting channeled into wars, vendettas, and absurd vanity projects. Think of how much better off we'd all be if he just went for it. 000
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackJonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 5hThere are only two interpretations of what JD is saying: A) 1st or 2nd generation immigrants (AES was born in Michigan) are still on probation: You're not a "real" American until (unspecified number of) generations. B) Brown-skinned Americans are ALWAYS on probation, and never "real" citizens. 022
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackJonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 3hNew units of measurement: ♦️10 days = 1 Scaramucci. ♦️5 days = 1 Zacharia = 1 Semiscaramucci. ♦️2.5 days = 1 Semizacharia = 1 Demisemiscaramucci. ♦️1 day, 6 hours = 1 Demisemizacharia = 1 Hemidemisemiscaramucci. For larger units of measurement: ♦️1 Truss = 4.9 Scaramuccis = 78.4 Hemidemisemizacharias... 012
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 4hIf you're looking at "bestiality videos all day"... ...You probably ALREADY think animals are way too attractive. 000
Reposted by Jones Bahadur Blackebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 10hThe New Barbie's are out! 🙄🤮 1462970849
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 22hAs I tell my Labrador, whenever she barks at the mailman: 🔷It's not your job to be a guard-dog. It's just your job to be cute. 000
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 22hI only indulge when my kids aren't in the house. Today, an expected sleepover got cancelled. 🔷If I get Alzheimers, I know who to blame. 010
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 23hGaetz being Gaetz: 🔷Surprised they're graduates. 010
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Five thousand years of just holding it all in. 100
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Depends what legal "services" he's providing... 000
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackJonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I realize that nobody who reads my posts needs to be told this, but: ♦️This is not actually happening. 4963095
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackJonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I can clear that up for you, Sir: ♦️The Mar-a-Lago raid was intended to find Top Secret documents which you'd stolen. And found them. ♦️Your raid on Ilhan Omar's house allegedly looked for fictional evidence of a fictional offense committed by someone else when she was 12. And found nothing. 053
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Don't forget the hard-bitten blackjack dealers, the hookers with hearts of gold, and the toughs who drag no-good card-sharps out into the back alley and give them beating they'll never forget. With Trump, everybody in the world is just an extra from a 1980s movie. 010
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 14/10/2026What's she going to reveal? 🔷That Don Jr repeatedly had sex with a lunatic? ...And that Trump then made that lunatic an ambassador? 010
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackJonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 14/10/2026But please, Centrist Pundits: ♦️Do continue berating us for seeing these guys as morons. 022
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 14/10/2026Sen. Ossoff: "Congress is full of congressmen's sons who are only in Congress because their daddies were congressmen, just like Mike Collins, who are perfectly happy to send other people's children to die in a war. How is this war a success, Mike?" 522202444
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackKravenspice @kravenspice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026🎈 Somebody had to say it. 🎈 072
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026If only she had the power to do something about it... (She could have imposed sanctions. She decided not to). 010
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackJonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026"Trump is the most family-friendly president we've ever had." Well, maybe not "friendly" in the sense of "Often appears in the same room with his wife, and forgoes golf to attend his kids' weddings." But definitely in the sense of "Has enabled his family to score billions in super-shady profits." 032
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Counterpoint: 🔷If this judge weren't f*cking around, she'd have issued contempt sanctions the first time the Administration treated her rulings with contempt. She's Charlie Brown, hoping that THIS time Lucy holds the football still. 010
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Dude, just go for it already. Your horned-up frustration comes out in so many awful ways: -Hateful attacks on women, trans folks, anyone you feel you can dominate. -Dumb dick-measuring against Biden, Obama, every dude on earth. -Weird come-ons, like this ⬇️ one. Just go for it. You'll feel better. 000
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 12/10/2026A double maze copper lock from China's Qin and Han dynasties, over 2,000 years old, guarded dowry chests and temple doors with a branching path only one key could solve. 301126181
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Too on-the-nose: -Accused gang-rapist wants everybody gagged. 000
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackTroy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 12/10/2026On Indigenous Peoples’ Day, I want to say something plainly... 8580168
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The last thing you see, before waking up manacled in a basement dungeon. 011
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Fear is a tactic of the weak. Our strength is in our empathy, conscience, and shared humanity. The institution took those officers' souls; we’re here to take back our power. 411004360
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackJonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is just sad: ♦️She couldn't score access to...Eric. 001
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The tail starts wagging before the bus even stops. For dogs, the school bus arrival is the highlight of the day, pure joy at seeing their favorite human again. 14948105
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Not likely: 🔷He can't stop talking long enough. 000
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This horse genuinely syncs its moves to the music, no training involved 326039
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackJonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026By ignoring the advice of David Brooks, Ossoff jeopardizes the support of nearly a dozen potential voters. 351
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My self-esteem did not benefit from the math here. But math doesn't lie: 100
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Point: -There are too many aw-bait posts about cute animals. Counterpoint: 000
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026His redline for the acceptable number of Palestinians killed is hypothetical. But we know it's greater than 74,000. 010
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A two-person conversation, in which far-right wackadoodle Jack Posobiec looks like the more reasonable guy. 010
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dude, you don't need a ring to make sure NO woman goes near you... 000
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackJonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026How can he drift to sleep with a living Spirit Halloween display looming behind him? (Don't feel bad for her: She and her hubby have $260 BILLION. Which could certainly have paid for somebody to advise her against all that cosmetic surgery). 121
Reposted by Jones Bahadur Blackdarren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 10635191345
Jones Bahadur Black @jonesbahadurblack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ten service-members (presumably enlisted) ALL display greater courage than their uniformed or civilian leaders: 🔷Not one of them intentionally slows his pace to avoid embarrassing the Secretary of Defense. 000
Reposted by Jones Bahadur BlackJonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026MAGA supporters often get angry at people in the US speaking a language other than English. This one didn't get the memo. Perhaps the message he emblazoned on his car (Tesla-- natch) is written in 'Murcan? (photo cite: Oct 5 rally in Nebraska) www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...) 001