Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Sounds like my neighbor who likes some weird genre called Electroswing. 000 0
Reposted by Jolie No McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/04/2026"I know things look bad for me right now, but I'll be back, and when I return I want all the eggs hidden. And I want the eggs to have candy in them. And I want the kids in town to look for the eggs so they can eat the candy. This is all about the kids. Adults can't help them look."buff.lyHi, I’m Jesus, and When I Get Back, I Want All the Eggs HiddenHere’s wishing you a Happy Easter Weekend with this classic from our archives. 4/18/25 4/3/26 115325 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Earlier this afternoon my husband and I took a nap together. I haven't felt this relaxed in years. Even though we sleep in the same bed together every night, there was something magical about sleeping next to my husband in the middle of the day. #nap #sleepmagic 100 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 07/03/2026media.tenor.coma woman wearing a blue and white polka dot head scarf talks to another womanALT: a woman wearing a blue and white polka dot head scarf talks to another woman 010 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Weinerschnitzel chili cheese dogs, RC Cola, Shasta Tiki Punch 010 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I am here to eat burritos and kick ass and I'm all out of burritos. #burrito #sandiego #robertos 000 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Just saw a Tesla with all the anti-Elon stickers on it, and paper plates (which means it was a new vehicle purchase). If you don't like Elon Musk why did you buy a new Tesla? #nazi #tesla 001 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Remember, today is the first day of the rest of your Cheesemas. 000 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Glad we got our Subaru before the GOP got all the safety features stripped out of it 000 0
Reposted by Jolie No McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/11/2025We hope your decorative gourds are still kicking ass on your porch or mantel or in your all-gourd reenactments of 'Diff’rent Strokes' eps. #BLAMMObuff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFirst published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th... 311933 0
Reposted by Jolie No McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/10/2025"One rock? Okay, fine. But every house in the neighborhood? This was obviously a coordinated effort to humiliate our family." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-l...mcsweeneys.netA Letter to the Parents that Gave My Son Charlie a Bunch of Rocks for HalloweenFellow parents, I am so angry and drunk right now that I am shaking. This evening, our young son spent several unsupervised hours trick-or-treating... 222348 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 19/10/2025I have decided that anyone under age 40 is a teenager and I won't be taking any questions on this matter. 120 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Geez I guess I was drunk when I wrote my last post. It should be illegal to play Xmas songs on October 14th. I'm looking at you, Shogun Kobe. 000 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 15/10/2025It should be against the law to play Xmas songs on October 24th. 010 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Cracker Barrel sells some pretty dope Halloween decor this time of year. 110 0
Reposted by Jolie No Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 21/08/2025Hey, dingdongs, it's the end of the internet as we know it. We need your help to preserve the last bastion of beautiful chaos untouched by enshittification. You in?patreon.comWe're back (and the more things change, the more things stay the same)! | Dirge MagazineGet more from Dirge Magazine on Patreon 076 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Can someone please make me a Black Forest cake with Luxardo cherries? 🍒 000 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Greg and I are down to 0 cars as of today. IRL is really tough for me right now. 100 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 23/06/2025The ONLY thing I hate about trans folks is that so many of them are better looking than me. 🏳️⚧️ That's it - I'm just jealous. 000 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Help me win an awesome giveaway from Vornado! wn.nr/UXMR6yAwn.nrMother's Day GiveawayAs adults, we can look back and realize how much our moms did for us that went unseen and unnoticed. This Mother’s Day, we’re giving away three products as our way of saying “Thank you” to moms who wo... 010 0
Reposted by Jolie No McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 12/04/2025"I don’t mean to sound like an alarmist, but I’m starting to wonder if maybe it wasn’t the best idea to give absolute power to an angry, demented simian."mcsweeneys.netI Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey KongI’m not into politics. Never have been. That’s why it was so refreshing to have a candidate who wasn’t the same old same old, but a raging animated... 17711 0
Reposted by Jolie No McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/04/2025"What first began as a minor nuisance crescendos into an eardrum-shattering screech unlike anything found in nature."mcsweeneys.netIs Your Child Practicing the Recorder, or Are Winged Harpies from the Seventh Circle of Hell Tormenting You from Within Your Own Home?1. What was once a beautiful creature has suddenly transformed into a vicious, cruel monster with lovely hair. 2. Its presence makes all living cre... 0789 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 03/03/2025How DARE they only show George Lazenby for a couple of seconds while featuring all the other actors who played Bond multiple times during the James Bond tribute? On Her Majesty's Secret Service will always be my favorite Bond (other than the 1967 Casino Royale). 010 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Another lunch build, finishing them faster now. #crystalblocks #blocktech #fivebelow 000 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Next build done. #crystalblocks #blocktech #fivebelow 020 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 25/02/2025A challenging build because the instructions aren't the best, but you can't beat the price. #crystalblocks #blocktech #fivebelow 010 0
Reposted by Jolie No Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Fables really had me believing people would be out here learning the error of their ways from doing bad things 1055459 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I was just thinking about you the other day because I hadn't seen you online in a while, and I'm so happy to see you posting again! 000 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Anniversary gift from Mr. No, Grim Hearts mystery loot from Foam Brain Games. Best husband ever! 💘💝💖 010 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 10/02/2025So does this Super Bowl feel more like the Seahawks vs Broncos or the Chargers vs 49ers? 000 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Anyone know of some good anti-existensial dread medication? 210 0
Jolie No @jolieno.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I'm good with this, and/or becoming a Canadian Province. 000 0
