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Jolie Calloway {PARODY}

@joliecalloway.bsky.social
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"Some souls simply feel like home."

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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy Thursday Everyone. I hope that everyone’s doing well. Have this #TB photo of me and my gorgeous smile. 💙💙
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[Jolie smiled softly, watching him with a little amusement.] "A kid with mustard, huh?" [She'd tease. Her eyes brighten at his next words.] "I'd love to hear your music. Thank you so much for sharing it with me."
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[Jolie tilts her head, studying him for a moment.] "That sounds more accurate, actually. Heroes usually get statues and dramatic music. First responders get things done when people need help." [She paused. Then pointed at the hot dog.] "Also, you have mustard on your face."
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"No one tell Adrienne that I have stolen her malteasers." [Jolie murmurs innocently as she slips one into her mouth.] "Shhh...saw nothing!"
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[Zooms over to @webofspider-man.bsky.social and puts her hands onto her hips. Looking up at him.] "Uhmmm...ex-cuuuse me, Mr?" [She said with an undertone of excitement.] "Did you know that I saw you in one of my comics? And I think you are a hero?"
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am forever your 'special' precious girl, mommy. 💛💛 I cannot wait for our new journey and path in life together.
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「Ray Leandros」 rp @rocknblood.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
// We all are here to write. And writing can be an escape for some.. or just a passion.. a love. And bullies are not welcome! #Roleplay #Writing #BskyRP #BlueskyRP
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#OpenRP. Jolie was in an artistic mood. She had her special pens and papers out. You could find her in the middle of the park, focusing on one squirrel that she was trying to draw. She would not mind your company.
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[Jolie opens her phone and clicks onto her messaging app. Then she finds @adr-ienne1.bsky.social.] (Mommy🥺) "I might have stolen too much chocolate." "My tummy huuuuurts!" "Will you kiss me? Will you kiss my boo-boo's?" [She sends rapid fire texts.]
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[Jolie zoomed into @ofadominant.bsky.social and then looked up shyly.] "Ohp--excuse me! I didn't mean to." [She created space between them and then jumped up and down.] "I had too much candyyyy!"
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
She cannot wait to get the working week out of the way, then she can finally move into Blackmarsh with @adr-ienne1.bsky.social. Hopefully at the weekend. Finally, she was going to be cared for and have a routine.
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mmmm...wonder what mommy will think of this?
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🩷Mommy -- NSFW🩷 @adr-ienne1.bsky.social. Jolie stood before the mirror, carefully reapplying her pink lipstick. Her makeup was sultry tonight. Dark lashes, softly blended shadow, and lips painted the perfect shade of pink. She smoothed her hands down her dress with a satisfied little smile, --
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[Poking @adevotedbarista.bsky.social] Scott? Do you think I talk too much?
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Huff. Not her fault she was not ever taught how to regulate properly.
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yes. I will question absolutely everything. Yes. I do know how to use my words. Yes. I also go mute or don't try for ages if I feel unsafe. Is that bad? If so, at least, I got my teddy 🧸
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[Jolie stepped further into the apparentment and looked around at all the plants with a soft smile. There were so many of them, and it made the place feel warm and peaceful.] "Wow," [she said quietly.] "You really do have your own little piece of nature in here." [Her eyes then fell on Sheeva --
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🩷 Jolie Calloway 🩷 "It's like a fever. Like I'm burning alive." Friendly bartender. Softie and enthusiastic. In a relationship with @adr-ienne1.bsky.social (#SS) 💛 Open to friends and storylines. Penned by #Porcelainmourning.
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Adrienne Beaufort @adr-ienne1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
#wcw @joliecalloway.bsky.social She is so special to me and I can't help but want her around me more .
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Adrienne Beaufort @adr-ienne1.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#wcw @joliecalloway.bsky.social I really can't wait to find out more about my special angel . 💛💛
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They broke her sprit and left her restless but they never truly had her heart of hearts. As you lot stand here today—witness this: she won’t give up without a fight. She’ll stand up with dignity, pride, and a warm smile. Hear her roar.
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[Her eyes shimmered as she took in the lavish views, after following him to his place. This place…it was unlike anything that Jolie had ever witnessed. Mesmerising. Truly.] “W-woahh!! This place is amazing. I do not know how you could manage to live here. You’re blessed. I bet you’re so proud and
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ghost Whisperer Plot idea: Jolie doesn’t see ghosts herself, but spirits are inexplicably drawn to her gentle presence. Melinda Gordon realizes Jolie unknowingly comforts souls simply by listening, making them an unexpected team.
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Originals Plot idea: Jolie moves to New Orleans looking for a fresh start. She quickly finds herself caught between vampires, witches, and werewolves. While she has no supernatural abilities, her genuine kindness earns the trust of unlikely allies,
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shadowhunters Plot idea: Jolie is a mundane human who witnesses a demon attack. Instead of erasing her memories, the Shadowhunters keep her close because demons seem unusually reluctant to harm her, suggesting she has an unknown connection to the Shadow World.
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
BTVS Plot idea: Jolie transfers to Sunnydale expecting an average town. She accidentally becomes friends with Willow and Tara, slowly learning vampires and demons are real while trying to keep everyone emotionally grounded.
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Doctor Who Plot idea: The Doctor meets Jolie during an ordinary day that turns into an alien invasion. Instead of panicking, she quietly helps frightened people escape, impressing the Doctor enough to invite her aboard the TARDIS.
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Haven Plot idea: Jolie inherits a small house in Haven, Maine, only to discover the town is plagued by supernatural “Troubles.” Somehow, people become calmer around her, making her unexpectedly valuable.
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Grimm Plot idea: Jolie begins seeing creatures no normal human should be able to see. Nick Burkhardt is confused because she isn’t a Grimm, yet Wesen don’t seem able to hide from her. She becomes tangled in mysteries she never wanted.
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Merlin Plot idea: Jolie mysteriously appears in Camelot after falling through time. She has no magic, no fighting skills, and no idea how she got there, but her kindness catches the attention of Merlin, who secretly protects her while trying to send her home.
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Once Upon A Time: Plot idea: Jolie arrives in Storybrooke with no memories of who she really is. Everyone assumes she’s cursed like the rest of the town, but she’s actually an outsider whose compassion slowly helps people remember who they truly are.
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lucifer Plot idea: Jolie moves to Los Angeles looking for a fresh start after leaving her old life behind. Through a chance encounter, she meets Lucifer Morningstar and becomes caught up in celestial mysteries. Despite being completely human, her kindness and sincerity make her someone both angels
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
〚Verses〛 Below are a list of Fandoms that i’d love to write Jolie in. I can write into more Fandoms but the below ones are preferred as well as OCs.
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
She’s exhausted. She needs to hibernate for at least 2-3 business days. Send comfort or flowers!
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Dr. Alan Grant @studyfossils.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
》》 Dr. Alan Grant 《《 Professor || Palaeontologist •21+ •mdni •mature themes •literate
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Jolie Calloway {PARODY} @joliecalloway.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Good afternooooon! Don’t forget to inhale the flowers, after you remember to take your allergy meds! Don’t be like me…I forgot. Achooo!
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Armand. Amadeo. Arun. Complicated. ~ 21+ #IWTV RP ~ MV/Selectively MS
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CirinoLeandros Parody @cirinoleandros.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Cirino Leandros, vampire since 1797~ but much more. *Inside the Darkness there is a Heart.* My mate and husband @rocknblood.bsky.social 💍September 5th, 2020. #MDNI, #SS, TW CW Vampire OC ©️ #TwoBats🦇 🦇
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Fɾҽყα Mιƙαҽʅʂσɳ • ᚠᚱᛖᛁᚨ ᛗᛁᚲᛇᛚᛊᛟᚾ @thelostwitch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“ɪ'ʟʟ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟ.” ———————————————— #TVDRP #TORP #MVRP #FantasyRP #WitchRP written by #entropy
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Scott Hamilton. @adevotedbarista.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
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Ross Osborne @karnivorousraptor.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
"𝐖𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐲 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐃𝐨𝐨. 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐟𝐟." 🥁𝗖𝘆𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗽𝘂𝗻𝗸/𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗻/𝗦𝗰𝗶-𝗙𝗶 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 🥁𝙉/𝗦𝗙𝗪 | 𝗟𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁/𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 🥁𝗔𝗱𝘂𝗹𝘁 𝗪𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿 | 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗗𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗻 | 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗼𝗿𝘀/𝗧𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗡𝗜 #OC #Fandomless #MVRP
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Renato “Renz” Díaz | Parody @ofclairvoyance.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Sees more than most. Enjoys a little magic. Has a Great Family. 21+ #SmutlessRP | #IWTV #TheVampireChronicles #OC | Books and TV Series | #Fake
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Marziella @dellacquavelena.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
𝔄 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔢 𝔷𝔢 𝔩𝔢 𝔭𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔪𝔢 '𝔫 𝔰𝔭𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔞. ————————————— ᵒⁿᵉ ᶜᵃʳʳⁱᵉˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ ᵒⁿ ᵒⁿᵉ’ˢ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈᵉʳ #OCRP #MVRP #FantasyRP #HorrorRP #FandomlessRP #WitchRP written by #entropy
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Jormi 𓆙 @snakesaga.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"Every great story seems to begin with a snake." Jötunn of the Ocean | Lord of Tsunamis & Cyclones Venom & Poison Eternal | Bringer of Ragnarök Shape-shifter | The Serpent-King | Jörmungandr #RP | +18 | #Parody | Independent Portrayal | MV/MS | #Myth | #Marvel | #MCU Follow | Like | RT
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🧶レックス 🧶 @devilishkitten.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
˜ ”* ° • .♤ ℝ𝔼𝕏 ♧. • ° * ”˜ ❝𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕕~❞ ♤ ℝℙ 𝔸ℂℂ ♧ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀─────── ⠀ ♡ + ↺
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𝐀𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 (Parody) @wrathoflamb.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
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Hades | Joe Black @deathsaga.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"I become Death, The Destroyer of Worlds." The King of the Underworld |The Unseen One Sovereign of the Dead | Hidden Riches | Eternal Shadows | Invisibility | Death | Wielder of the Helm of Darkness| Lord of Shadows #RP | +18 | #Parody | Independent Portrayal | #Follow | #Like | Re-Post
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Aldren Rivers | Sobek 𓆋 @crocodilesaga.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm." The Lord of the Waters Nile Terror | Crocodile Fury | Flood Bringer |Shape-Shifter| Were-Crocodile| Were-God #RP | #Parody | Independent Portrayal | Follow | Like | RT Kneel or Be Devoured
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