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Armand | Parody

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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 14h
Another laugh, though this time it is more hearty. Armand leans down again and kisses him properly this time. “You are so eloquent when you write,” the vampire observes. “You do not need saving. I might just need to hand you a pen.” Maybe he would say the words one day. The hard words.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 15h
He does chuckle even if he needs to hear that he /is/ wanted. No. “Wanted” is not a strong enough word. He needs to know he is lovable. But he does not wish to force the word and the emotion behind it onto Daniel. “Glad to hear I have found a place in the routine of your life.” He /is/ glad.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 16h
Now, his sigh is one of contentment. The touch relaxes him. “I don’t trust /me/. That I am . . . worth wanting around.” No one has ever really acted like he was. Louis seemed like a rare exception, but . . . but.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 16h
Sighing, he leans down and kisses Daniel’s forehead. It is a subtle peek. Like a light breeze across his mind. “It is not because I do not trust your words.” He just has trouble believing it — even if he sees the truth when he looks.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 17h
Armand gives a little smile. An uncertain one. He certainly hopes that is through. “I did not think so,” he replies, soothing himself by playing with Daniel’s hair. He doesn’t sound quite so certain as the words might indicate.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 17h
Oooh. He will do that.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 17h
It takes him a moment to respond. He wants Daniel to have friends. He thinks. It would be nice to have him to himself, too. “Joel.”
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 17h
Alright. He can work with creepy shadows.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 17h
😭
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 17h
He walks over to the bed and stands there a moment before sitting on the edge. He doesn’t know what to say.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 18h
He probably shouldn’t be standing there in the darkness. Is that what Joel meant. “He said I should get another hobby and leave you alone.” Joel that is.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 18h
“Daniel, do you want me to leave you alone?”
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mhmm. Anywhere he likes.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, if Louis and Lestat are not being interesting, Daniel and Armand can entertain themselves elsewhere. Alone.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He sighs. Those two need to figure it out. For all of their sakes.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He can be a hater with everyone else.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very. And he hopes Daniel remembers that.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wherever it was made, he is happy.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Then that is all that matters.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But Daniel likes that he is crazy. Right?
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, exactly.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He does. But that was under very specific circumstances.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s beautiful. 🥰🥰🥰
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🥰
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He doesn’t mind a leisurely stroll. And he cannot say he has met another Time Lord, so he is curious. “Do all of you have two hearts?” he queries as they walk.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Agreed. They should. And she has only to follow him. He will introduce her.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He has been a bit more flexible with things of late. He’s turning over a new leaf.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Huh. She might enjoy herself actually. Though everyone in the group is a vampire. It has always been sort of a requirement for admission.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s . . . a theatre troupe. They do plays and things.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is she looking to join a cult? Community. Is she looking to join a community?
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He is an expert at gremlining.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does gremlin things.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
// Just takes the /right/ strings.😉
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Introducing Elijah McCann. Brother and Co leader to their mafia family legacy. He’s 21 years old and single. //mature themes //28+ admin //minors Do not interact. Reposts and hearts thanks.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He never exactly had good models for how to care for someone. His parents. His maker. No one protected him. So he does his best. Armand nods. “I try. I know I fail sometimes.”
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He smiles a little. “I wanted to take care of you.” Ultimately, he wanted to ensure his happiness, but that never quite happened.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Humans eating ground cinnamon. It is very strange.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But it also has Cinnamon Challenges.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes. It can also be very dumb.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YES. Even that.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, he certainly hopes he’s the favorite . . .
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google knows everything. 😌
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Indeed he does. They can go sit on the couch and tap away.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The tears appear in his eyes, too. "Was that good?" He is not sure if it protected Daniel or was yet another mistake -- another cruelty.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That makes him smirk. "We can try."
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is very hard to be patient sometimes.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One day. Those things take time.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Björn might be a very durable mouse these days, but his friend does not want him to get hurt at all.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Start with lesser heights, not greater ones. Think going /up/ rather than preventing yourself from going down.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sends him 35 cents. 32 is just weird.
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