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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Hey all my bike people! I've got a fast potty mouth, and I need to check my vocabulary. I really don't mean some of the mean things that come out of my mouth in the heat of the moment. Do you all have any suggestions for fast comments when someone is in the bike lane, cars act up, etc?

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Temporary social media hiatus for health reasons. I'm doing better now, but I'll probably pull away anytime I need to!

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

My favorite sport is walking and eating pizza at the same time while looking at buildings in the city. It's kind of like lacrosse, except for actually not at all like lacrosse.

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Grandmother can only equip daggers or staves.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I'm just not really a fan of people turning into me and my dogs when I'm trying to cross the street. Maybe every crossing should be a Shibuya-style crossing. Is that the solution? Full-on pedestrian time and then full-on car time at each intersection?

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I keep messing up and pointing at a no turn on red sign whenever I see people go through the sign, however, it's green on their end, so I'm definitely just embarrassing myself. I think I'm so tired of cars just existing in cities that anything they do makes me mad at this point.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

My Brompton and I have been having fun in New Jersey.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I had a dream that Apple Intelligence actually worked on my phone and I was recommending it to people. Wouldn't that be cool?

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I already miss Barcade, but The Pixel Lab is looking extremely cool. It was closed for a private event tonight, but I'll definitely be making my way back!

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I feel like my wife is going to leave me because I keep talking about urbanism and environmentalism, and I get pretty passionate about it, and she's most definitely tired of it.

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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Elbows up, Canada.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

I can't fathom life without mumbo sauce. I love Jersey, but really.. What am I gonna do..?

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Holy fuck what am I gonna do without mumbo sauce..?

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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 14/03/2025

these are the rules we all play by in this godless world

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Can't sleep. Too busy thinking of how to better organize my desk while taking breaks to play Donkey Kong Country Returns on 3DS. What a good game. And what a cool desk setup thus far!

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

I don't know how you all keep posting. I'm absolutely fried and social media feels like getting pummeled in the brain. Actually, just about any internet feels this way. Even talking to my irl friends feels this way because they're fried too, and not the smoke weed kind of fried.

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Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 04/03/2025

In the great green park, There was a shiny red bike, And a little bell that chimed, With a gentle, sweet strike. And there were two little wheels, And a basket with meals, And a headlight so bright, For safe riding at night.

Headlights in a oat fry I to shoe time let

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Rode me some NYC today. Took the east side greenway to Central Park, then rode back down, crossed the Williamsburg bridge, got some Pizza™️, came back on the Brooklyn Bridge, then off I go back to Jersey via the PATH. ..which is very delayed, so I'm posting this from the train.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

I like how I can tell any hair stylist "make my hair like John Wick" and they'll know exactly how much to trim it. Thanks, Keanu Reeves.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Coffee shop hopping in Hoboken today. I'd get pictures but I keep forgetting because I've been vibing too hard.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Brompton storage, courtesy of Ikea

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

When I moved to Jersey City, I was thinking "I can totally get to NYC really easily!" Now that I've been here for... a week.. I can say I still don't have an urge to go into NYC because Jersey City has SO MUCH to offer. I love this place!

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

A big part of moving from a suburban single family home to a 2 bedroom 600 square foot place in the city is shedding things. ALL OF THE THINGS. All living in the suburbs is about, from what I've gathered after doing this move, is that you just accumulate junk. That's what you do in the burbs.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Finally moved into my new spot after being extremely busy trying to get moved in and closing things up in Maryland. Goodbye to the burbs and hello to the city!

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 22/01/2025

i don't have a joke here, i just think it's rad as hell that this guy is making tiny tiny homes that are attached to bikes for people experiencing homelessness in toronto

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Messing with Apple's Image Playground on my iPad Mini. Not bad, especially for on-device processing!

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

2025 is the year I make my dreams come true... by buying a cassette of The Beavis and Butt-Head Experience. I've wanted this as a child, and I've finally made it a reality. Am I being over-dramatic about this? Yes, absolutely! I'll give my impressions once I get around to listening.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Montgomery Mall has some great employees at the Apple Store. Always a good conversation here! They're feeding my need to gush about the iPad Mini

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

LEGALIZE IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKALATON WHOSE SHUTTEN DOWN FOR WINTER ,JUST NEED A BREAK IN GENERAL, "HOLIDAYS" AINT ENOUGH CAUSE YOU GOTA SPEND THE WHOLE TIME DOING SHIT, AND YOU HAVE TO WORK MOST OF THAT TIME ANY WAY, JUST TURN MY ASS OFF AND WAKE ME UP IN MARCH OR APPRIL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN OOPS ALMOSG FORGOT THE TEXT SAYS "NO EMAIL, 1 MONTH NO WORK, SLEEP ALL DAY NO GUILT, NO RENT 1 MONTH, JUST SLEEP, NO CHORES, SLEEPING, NO BILLS DUE, SLEEP 18 OR 24 HOUR'S, NO PHONE CALLS, NO CEBT COLECTORS, JUST SLEEP - LEGALIZE HIBERNATION " - I AINT SAYIN THAT PRE MODERN TIMES WERE BETTER IN ALL WAYS BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO JUST KEEP A FIRE GOIN FOR A COUPLE MONTHS AND JUST SPACE OUT MAYBE READ SOME BOOKS THAT I BOUGHT 3 YEARS AGO AND NEVER READ ,ONE DAY I WHILL HAVE ENERGY TO READ THOSE BOOK'S, GOTTA THINK THAT DA PRESENT DAY OF "2025" IS COOKED WHEN YOU NEED TO HAVE EXTRA ENERGY JUST TO READ A BOOK WHICH YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE ABLE TO DO WHEN YOUR JUST CHILLIN,,, WITH ALL DA "CONVENIENCE" THAT WE PAY FOR YOUD THINK WE WOULD HAVE SOME TIME LEFT OVER, FUNNY HOW THE TIME NEVER SHOWED UP BUT THE BILL'S DID - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,HOPE YOUR HAVEN A GOOD DAY AND KICKEN A$$ OUT THERE

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

In iPad news, I’ve gotten used to the 60Hz screen on my iPad Mini very fast so it no longer is noticeable. I’ve even lowered the refresh rate on my iPhone for that little extra battery. I’m in love with my iPad Mini. It’s the perfect size for what I do.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Okay, I’m now tired of the snow and would like it to disappear so I can ride my bike again. All of the trails are either ice or salted over.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I couldn't resist any longer.. So now I'm the proud owner of an iPad Mini. I can't express my feelings of joy through text enough, so just like, imagine it!

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

My vet works waaaay faster than my human care provider in supplying lab results. Should I just have the vet be MY doctor too? Then I can get my cats and myself checked at the same time, and they'll get me results fast! 😝

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I think I'm allergic to rain or something. It makes me lose all energy and want to hibernate.

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Brandon - "Fietser" @americanfietser.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

*slaps cover of cargo box There's so much room for ninja weapons in this thing.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

iPhone 5s. The best design and size Apple ever had for the iPhone, in my opinion. Easy one-handed navigation and absolutely sleek look. It's rounded enough to not cut, and the button design is classy. I wish Apple still made a phone THIS size specifically. Smaller than the mini even!

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Anyone know of any non-profit organizations that deal with climate change or urbanism that are hiring IT people in the NYC area? I'm hoping to score a job by February. If you want the best Mac tech support around, I've got you covered!

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Dumb as this may sound, but the Lego Fortnite city mode, while extremely fun, would be a lot better if you couldn't hear the cars when you go into buildings, or at least make the volume on them go way lower. I'm trying to set up my loft, and all I hear is VROOOOOMMM VROOM. Too close to reality..!

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Noah 🚎 @noahsbwilliams.com · 21/12/2024

It’s really important to understand that the root of traffic violence is cars. Cars is a new technology in human evolution terms. The influences that driving has on the human psyche lead to elevated aggression and violence.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Oh wow, I didn't realize how much my last post was liked until I just got back on..! No really, go listen to that podcast!

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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

NEW EPISODE: "How Cars Change Us with Tara Goddard." Why do people behave so badly behind the wheel of a car? Why do reporters use passive language to describe traffic violence? @drtaragoddard.bsky.social joins us to talk about her fascinating research. thewaroncars.org/2024/12/17/1...

Dr. Tara Goddard, wearing white shirt, standing behind bicycle on bike path lined by grass and green trees.

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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

“It's amazing how pollution has dropped in #Paris in 15 years. @annehidalgo.bsky.social has filled the city with bike-lanes & not only has she reduced pollution by 40% but she’s also been re-elected.” Trading car space for green space, bike space, kid space…trading pollution for people. Good trade.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

This podcast episode is everything. My god. Please listen to the new @thewaroncars.bsky.social podcast because it is an absolute eye opener. Tell your friends! This is what everyone needs to realize for that sweet sweet good urbanism we all crave.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I'm ashamed to say, but I'm pretty addicted to asking ChatGPT questions about random things. I got further in Tales of Phantasia on Game Boy Advance thanks to it. I'm also very knowledgeable about octopi, and I even learned a bit more about my future home! Not bad!

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