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Joke Bikes

@jokebikes.bsky.social
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Brompton folding bike rider, urbanism enjoyer, Nintendo/PS5 player, virtual car driver, retro game player/modder/collector, picture-taker. Doing what I can to make sure everyone can navigate the world fairly. Washington DC area native.

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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I've got a line like that where I say "I'm human! Soy humano!" (I probably formatted that totally wrong, but you get it) Maybe I'll try and throw more languages in there..! People (cagers) really do need a reminder that we are human beings just like them!
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
100%!
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I love this! Thanks so much! I really am not angry at the person, but I'm also somewhat of a hot head when in the heat of the moment, but want to get better about it. Later on I'm thinking in my head "I could have handled that better. We could be friends!" and then I feel bad about what I did.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
That's fair, though is there anything I'd be able to say really fast that might let them know what they're doing is wrong, but throwing a little positivity into it? I'm okay with wearing my 360 cam again. Where's the best place to post the videos?
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Hey all my bike people! I've got a fast potty mouth, and I need to check my vocabulary. I really don't mean some of the mean things that come out of my mouth in the heat of the moment. Do you all have any suggestions for fast comments when someone is in the bike lane, cars act up, etc?
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Temporary social media hiatus for health reasons. I'm doing better now, but I'll probably pull away anytime I need to!
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
My favorite sport is walking and eating pizza at the same time while looking at buildings in the city. It's kind of like lacrosse, except for actually not at all like lacrosse.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Grandmother can only equip daggers or staves.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Very true. Ah, this is so incredibly complicated! I really, really just wish cars weren't given so much priority.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I'm just not really a fan of people turning into me and my dogs when I'm trying to cross the street. Maybe every crossing should be a Shibuya-style crossing. Is that the solution? Full-on pedestrian time and then full-on car time at each intersection?
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Maybe I'm just an asshole.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I keep messing up and pointing at a no turn on red sign whenever I see people go through the sign, however, it's green on their end, so I'm definitely just embarrassing myself. I think I'm so tired of cars just existing in cities that anything they do makes me mad at this point.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
My Brompton and I have been having fun in New Jersey.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I'm happy you posted, for when I find myself in that situation, I delete the whole thing, leading me to never post..! I think it's important to say the thing, for it's probably better for your brain, or something like that.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I had a dream that Apple Intelligence actually worked on my phone and I was recommending it to people. Wouldn't that be cool?
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
You lost me, but I'm gonna like it anyway because it was fun to read and I just woke up so everything is entertaining to my just woken up brain!
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I already miss Barcade, but The Pixel Lab is looking extremely cool. It was closed for a private event tonight, but I'll definitely be making my way back!
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I feel like my wife is going to leave me because I keep talking about urbanism and environmentalism, and I get pretty passionate about it, and she's most definitely tired of it.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
*iPhone App Store
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I remember playing the mess out of the iPhone version that came out back when the iPhone was released. I'd love to be able to play that again.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I spent way too much time on both the Dreamcast (first) one and the GameCube Episode 1&2. God tier experiences and the best time in online gaming I ever had.
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Elbows up, Canada.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I can't fathom life without mumbo sauce. I love Jersey, but really.. What am I gonna do..?
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Holy fuck what am I gonna do without mumbo sauce..?
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I didn’t know this existed. Well, guess I need to make a trip to Trader Joe’s!
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 14/03/2025
these are the rules we all play by in this godless world
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Can't sleep. Too busy thinking of how to better organize my desk while taking breaks to play Donkey Kong Country Returns on 3DS. What a good game. And what a cool desk setup thus far!
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I don't know how you all keep posting. I'm absolutely fried and social media feels like getting pummeled in the brain. Actually, just about any internet feels this way. Even talking to my irl friends feels this way because they're fried too, and not the smoke weed kind of fried.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Absolutely love this game on N64. Possibly the closest to a sim we have on the system.
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Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 04/03/2025
In the great green park, There was a shiny red bike, And a little bell that chimed, With a gentle, sweet strike. And there were two little wheels, And a basket with meals, And a headlight so bright, For safe riding at night.
Headlights in a oat fry I to shoe time let
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Rode me some NYC today. Took the east side greenway to Central Park, then rode back down, crossed the Williamsburg bridge, got some Pizza™️, came back on the Brooklyn Bridge, then off I go back to Jersey via the PATH. ..which is very delayed, so I'm posting this from the train.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Magnificent. Nature truly is beautiful 🙏
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I like how I can tell any hair stylist "make my hair like John Wick" and they'll know exactly how much to trim it. Thanks, Keanu Reeves.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Coffee shop hopping in Hoboken today. I'd get pictures but I keep forgetting because I've been vibing too hard.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I keep looking at it and thinking "I can't believe how incredibly perfect this is"
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Brompton storage, courtesy of Ikea
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
When I moved to Jersey City, I was thinking "I can totally get to NYC really easily!" Now that I've been here for... a week.. I can say I still don't have an urge to go into NYC because Jersey City has SO MUCH to offer. I love this place!
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
A big part of moving from a suburban single family home to a 2 bedroom 600 square foot place in the city is shedding things. ALL OF THE THINGS. All living in the suburbs is about, from what I've gathered after doing this move, is that you just accumulate junk. That's what you do in the burbs.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Finally moved into my new spot after being extremely busy trying to get moved in and closing things up in Maryland. Goodbye to the burbs and hello to the city!
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 22/01/2025
i don't have a joke here, i just think it's rad as hell that this guy is making tiny tiny homes that are attached to bikes for people experiencing homelessness in toronto
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I appreciate you all for asking and answering questions I had!
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I've been using a GameSir G7 with my Xbox and it was good enough to replace my Xbox Elite Controller 2 which was experiencing stick drift. I put the dead zone all the way to the lowest setting and use the left bumper for jump and the level of accuracy it gives is incredible!
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Messing with Apple's Image Playground on my iPad Mini. Not bad, especially for on-device processing!
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Beautiful! I also see you were on the Baltimore/Annapolis trail!
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
These aren't bad! Good on a small screen, at least, which is what I'm viewing them from. It's a small device though, so this is impressive for that!
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
2025 is the year I make my dreams come true... by buying a cassette of The Beavis and Butt-Head Experience. I've wanted this as a child, and I've finally made it a reality. Am I being over-dramatic about this? Yes, absolutely! I'll give my impressions once I get around to listening.
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Joke Bikes @jokebikes.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Montgomery Mall has some great employees at the Apple Store. Always a good conversation here! They're feeding my need to gush about the iPad Mini
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