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Jojo Chinaski

@jojochinaski.bsky.social
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If you burn all your bridges, what are you gonna jump off? 151 year old UK comedian. 🍄🌿 enthusiast. DMs always open for peer support.

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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Writing the VenusCorp Corporate Social Responsibility page. We are trying to be kink neutral, every time we uproot a submissive we plant a new one 🪴- because we can't dominate the world if there's no world to dominate Venuscorpinc.com
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Home - VenusCorp Incorporated
Cutting-Edge Solutions to power vacuum problems Corporate roleplay specialists At VenusCorp, we provide roleplay opportunities with lady bosses around the world ✓ feel useful ✓ get daily structure ✓ B...
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate being kinky and neurodivergent, why the fuck does this viking scene have to be historically accurate what's wrong with me
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great just got fucking clocked at my new gym, some lady looked horrified when I came out of the ladies changing 🙃 I hope she complains, I'll gladly go to the men's instead and they can put up with this
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's great finding other comedians on kinky dating apps because then you know their weaknesses
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TF you mean Procreate isn't a breeding app
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Malicious Hope 🏳️‍⚧️ @malicioushope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
all hands to baddie stations
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When you've been writhing in pain all weekend while all the specialists have the weekend off because they need more rest than the other medical professionals 🫶
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
seasonally inappropriate slightly alarming SUMMER BREEZE! MAKES ME FEEL FIIINE
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you can be as disabled as you want in the arts, as long as it never affects your attendance, performance, or behaviour sweetie darling 💕
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your baby is crying because he needs 50mg of RSO
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You CANNOT be a dom and have the N word as your callsign 😭 im too white and fragile for this
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone wants to fuck STEM majors, nobody wants to deal with the management issues
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Computah, make me a visualisation of my online polycule
A pie chart with labels of fuckbuddies, wives and girlfriends in descending order
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Weird uniform at this new job. At this point I'm not asking any questions. The pay is low, but it's very flexible and they are working with all my reasonable adjustments so 🤷 boss is a lovely though. He got me a pastry on my first day!
Pencil skirtWhite lacy top
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I now weigh 1.5kg more For all you chefs, that's 1 and a half bags of flour For all you reprobates, that's roughly 6 9bars
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stay classy Bristol ❄️
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So embarrassing when you use personality 3 on girlfriend 205
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I lost the charger 😭😭 Yes, that charger
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The thing is about having 633 mentally unstable boyfriends is it takes a lot of work and communication. I need to put them in the quarantine tank first, feed them a course of antibiotics, and that's before you even start on the recall training
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have landed Roxanne, my new website client! Her industry is complex and I need to read up on the online safety act but hey, let's do some learning
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Aladdin & Jasmine: A Whole New World (Disney)
ALT: Aladdin & Jasmine: A Whole New World (Disney)
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nice ragebait did your mum write that for you
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Give a man shrooms and he'll trip for a day Teach a man how to use the dark web, and he'll trip for a lifetime
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me with my 174 book reading mentally unstable girlfriends
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Matcha baking has gone too far this time
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh fuck yes so Facebook live but with freedom??? I'm in!!
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hi I'm Jojo I like getting naked, apple crumble and hiphop
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Goblin tip If you cant get posties/mailmen to climb your stairs, address your packages to Mia Khalifa or any other famous current or former adult performer
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My body is a machine that turns psychiatric medicine into side effects
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Learning Islamic phrases just to fuck with the racists
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When my little brother started trying substances, he used to ask me for advice I would always start the advice with "as your lawyer"
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Fear And Loathing Hunter S Thompson
ALT: Fear And Loathing Hunter S Thompson
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don't want no promethazine. don't give me no promethazine, I don't like it. it's killing the mandem. Give me zopiclone. Temazepam. Flaaaavours
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Boy, what day is it? Well sir, It's DARK WEB DELIVERY DAY
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I took 0.5g dried and saw the community team At least I think I did
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think the key with poly is to diversify your portfolio
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When he goes in for a forehead kiss and you get confused and get a real kiss
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When the polycule gets out of hand
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My partner was so stressed out he didn't want to have sex, probably bc of me tbf But yeh do you want me to recover or not
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if you wait more than three days for a psychiatrist callback you're allowed some psychoactives, as a treat
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Spoke to the UK Cannabinoid Network yes lads Apparently full spectrum edibles are what I want for long release sleep Every day is a school day
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My orgasm came back ok I can deal with the jaw grinding fuck you Abilify
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yeh shitposting is cool but have you ever set up joke locations on Google Maps
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm going on the run this time if they try and section me
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everyone has violent fantasies, you're all problematic I'm blocking the lot of yous
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I fell in love and I cried. sound on
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Establish dominance by letting Big Algorithm completely govern your media consumption and purchasing decisions.
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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jon Foreman - Stone Spiral. #Landart
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't like this medication I think it's interacting with my street drugs
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
QQ do I just need a new email address to get another Audible free trial or do I also need a new phone number #fuckem
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