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Jojo Chinaski

@jojochinaski.bsky.social
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If you burn all your bridges, what are you gonna jump off? 151 year old UK comedian. Apex shitposter. I have 24567 girlfriends

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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 7h
Revenge porn but it's just filming your own porn while you play a song that was special to your highly jealous abusive ex
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think the ally doth protest too much
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"fuck like you're being filmed" sorry is your phone broken
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I know the joke is meant well but the optics aren't great. Say it with me Being Submissive Isn't Emasculating
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When the curious couple ask, in the very first message, "what kinks would you like to explore"
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Going for a mental health walk but it's for your nymphomania
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I only sleep with men who know state secrets, it's just a preference
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I want meta glasses so I can make a gender flipped POV blowjob video
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is artist on artist violence do not fucking come at me with your insipid landscapes
A text exchange where a woman calls a comedian not funny, to which the comedian responds saying her oil paintings are dull and uninspired
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Writing the VenusCorp Corporate Social Responsibility page. We are trying to be kink neutral, every time we uproot a submissive we plant a new one 🪴- because we can't dominate the world if there's no world to dominate Venuscorpinc.com
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Home - VenusCorp Incorporated
Cutting-Edge Solutions to power vacuum problems Corporate roleplay specialists At VenusCorp, we provide roleplay opportunities with lady bosses around the world ✓ feel useful ✓ get daily structure ✓ B...
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Where do you even buy whale oil
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate being kinky and neurodivergent, why the fuck does this viking scene have to be historically accurate what's wrong with me
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not trans, btw I'm just very andro
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great just got fucking clocked at my new gym, some lady looked horrified when I came out of the ladies changing 🙃 I hope she complains, I'll gladly go to the men's instead and they can put up with this
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's great finding other comedians on kinky dating apps because then you know their weaknesses
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TF you mean Procreate isn't a breeding app
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Malicious Hope 🏳️‍⚧️ @malicioushope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
all hands to baddie stations
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When you've been writhing in pain all weekend while all the specialists have the weekend off because they need more rest than the other medical professionals 🫶
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
seasonally inappropriate slightly alarming SUMMER BREEZE! MAKES ME FEEL FIIINE
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you can be as disabled as you want in the arts, as long as it never affects your attendance, performance, or behaviour sweetie darling 💕
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your baby is crying because he needs 50mg of RSO
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You CANNOT be a dom and have the N word as your callsign 😭 im too white and fragile for this
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone wants to fuck STEM majors, nobody wants to deal with the management issues
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Computah, make me a visualisation of my online polycule
A pie chart with labels of fuckbuddies, wives and girlfriends in descending order
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey Scott! How are you in the badlands? So this "job" is a roleplay I'm doing with my partner, will explain more in due course
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Weird uniform at this new job. At this point I'm not asking any questions. The pay is low, but it's very flexible and they are working with all my reasonable adjustments so 🤷 boss is a lovely though. He got me a pastry on my first day!
Pencil skirtWhite lacy top
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I now weigh 1.5kg more For all you chefs, that's 1 and a half bags of flour For all you reprobates, that's roughly 6 9bars
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stay classy Bristol ❄️
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So embarrassing when you use personality 3 on girlfriend 205
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I lost the charger 😭😭 Yes, that charger
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The thing is about having 633 mentally unstable boyfriends is it takes a lot of work and communication. I need to put them in the quarantine tank first, feed them a course of antibiotics, and that's before you even start on the recall training
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have landed Roxanne, my new website client! Her industry is complex and I need to read up on the online safety act but hey, let's do some learning
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Aladdin & Jasmine: A Whole New World (Disney)
ALT: Aladdin & Jasmine: A Whole New World (Disney)
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nice ragebait did your mum write that for you
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Give a man shrooms and he'll trip for a day Teach a man how to use the dark web, and he'll trip for a lifetime
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Pikachu Shocked Face Stunned - Surprised Meme
ALT: Pikachu Shocked Face Stunned - Surprised Meme
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Computah, zoom and enhance youtu.be/RDHxSH1-moA?...
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me with my 174 book reading mentally unstable girlfriends
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Matcha baking has gone too far this time
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lol this is like me when I got back to the UK and none of the fetish websites on my phone worked any more I was so confused
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck yeh nice bum, lady!!
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh fuck yes so Facebook live but with freedom??? I'm in!!
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh fuck yes
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hi I'm Jojo I like getting naked, apple crumble and hiphop
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I swear it worked, some people even knocked to "make sure" we got the package
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Goblin tip If you cant get posties/mailmen to climb your stairs, address your packages to Mia Khalifa or any other famous current or former adult performer
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My body is a machine that turns psychiatric medicine into side effects
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Learning Islamic phrases just to fuck with the racists
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When my little brother started trying substances, he used to ask me for advice I would always start the advice with "as your lawyer"
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Fear And Loathing Hunter S Thompson
ALT: Fear And Loathing Hunter S Thompson
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Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Stardogs Killing The Mandem
YouTube video by Micheal Senior
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