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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 10h

The lion does not concern himself with his slowed breathing and heart palpatatio-

Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Voressy be like: "I just ate someone whole and I can feel them kicking around in my big, swollen tummy, also I'm sad and British (and gay)."

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

THEY BROUGHT BACK THEM FUCKIN QUAALUDES YEAAAHHHH

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You know this guy pokes himself in the eye every time he jacks off

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The lion does not concern himself with marinara sauce stains in his underwear

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Cruelty squad has led to the creation of a genre I like to call schizopostingcore

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Datk woke H.P. Lovecraft witha white cat named Cracker Woman

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The Buddha is all like "all money is nothing but attachment to the material world, that's why you should just give it all to me."

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Me and @jabronimike.bsky.social's Pastatutes

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Kicked out of Olive Garden again. Apparently "unlimited" breadsticks just means 12 orders and you're not allowed to add your own Alfredo (cum) to the Alfredo sauce.

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Me and Jimothy on our way to eat your trash

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

LANDMINE HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT TAKEN MY SPEECH TAKEN MY HEARING TAKEN MY ASS TAKEN MY DICK TAKEN MY BALLS TAKEN MY CAR TAKEN MY DOG TAKEN MY WIFE TAKEN MY HOUSE TAKEN MY LUNCH LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELLLLLLL

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I just saw this movie. This is the hardest fucking film ever made

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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 20/04/2026

WEED CHOCOLATE RIVER

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I just saw the word hoe spelled like heaux like okay Shakespeare calm down 😂

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I AM A MAN WHO'S MADE OF MEAT YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET LOOKING AT f e e t

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Tankie streamer: "You say Marxist-Leninism results in tyranny, but he CNT killed people, how do you respond?" Me: Interesting, interesting. (I have already sent a bomb to their mailbox)

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Look at these fucking drunk gerkins

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Earthbound mod where Ness says fuck and more scary, edgy stuff happens.

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Everyone is sad about Smiling Friends ending, and I get it, but I think it's good for artists to move on. When a show or project goes on longer than the creators want it to, it risks becoming a stale, commercialized imitation of itself.

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Charlie's Browns and The Great Blumpkin

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Just got out of jail. Do your taxes guys. HAHA YEA RIGHT!!! FUCK TAXES!!!

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

I have bad news, I have to have a bong hit transplant, or I'll die. Pray for me

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Did you all know that they made a movie based on the N64 game GoldenEye?

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I have come here to kill God and fuck lasagna. And I'm all out of lasagna.

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Capitan Picard stands in the darkened, inactive holodeck. "Computer: load program BigJB21." In a flash of light a giant 20th century bedroom bursts into view. An enormous Beverly Crusher in a blue dress sits on a bed, extending her abnormally long arms. 1/2

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

4283 AD: Aliens from a distant solar system pick up a signal from one of the zillions of Von Neumann style probes they sent across the galaxy. They instantaneously arrive to our barren, lifeless world, only picking up traces of carbon and dust with their instruments.

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

You know Belle was disappointed on some level when the Beast changed back because his junk must have shrank. Plus she was a white woman

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

That bitch is a homunculus I can tell her pussy smell like alchemy

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Getting Earth kicked out of the intergalactic council by screaming "Bald!" at the grey alien ambassador when they make first contact.

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Whoever invented Samosas is a good fuckeing person

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

*random person coming up to Mary at the crucifixion* "Don't worry, we'll make a holiday out of this."

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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

i want to shit in that trash can and make garf watch

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Garftato Head @johnymortis.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

You sacrifice enough you can be a part of the system it's just less you being a compassionate industrialist Lord and more like a single body merging into a giant mound of flesh and steel and cybernetics that seeks to deterritorialize all of physical reality and eventually the noosphere itself

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