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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ref was terrible... in our favor, Jackson Yueill was one of our best players, and I think we ended the match with 7 or 8 defenders on the field. What a weird match.. but we won so I'm not complaining too much.
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Manuel Veth @manuelveth.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The full UEFA statement. www.uefa.com/news-media/n...
uefa.com
Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 national associations
UEFA and its national associations will not participate in FIFA competitions.
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
JOHN OLIVER: “‘IT’S COMING HOME’ IS LIKE REFERRING TO A DOG YOU LOST 30 YEARS AGO” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😭 Clarifying the true meaning of the phrase in a way only he can
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was murdered by ICE. His three sons called him “El mundo entero” — the whole world. They watched as their whole world died in a video posted on Facebook. Lorenzo was our neighbor and fellow Texan. He deserves justice.
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
America just keeps on winning.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Reign of Terror: How the 9/11 Era Destabilized America and Produced Trump - Spencer Ackerman (2021).
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I really want to roast this, but if I’m being honest the Revs new stadium is probably going to be called something like Dunkin Park,so I probably won’t have a leg to stand on.
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It was a brutal first half for people who enjoy good soccer.
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Was the Cincinnati game just a mirage, and is this match a better representation of what the 2026 Revs are?
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
What did Marko do differently from Porter in order to unleash Luca Langoni today? I was a skeptic entering the season, but that was a MOTM performance.
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New England Revolution @nerevolution.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
We have signed free agent Diego Fagundez to a one-year contract through the remainder of the 2026 MLS season with a club option through 2027. Welcome back to New England, Diego! 🔵🔴 ➥ nerevs.us/4cKhTyS
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This match felt like late season 2024.
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Please tell me this is just a warmup/training kit... please
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Calvin and Hobbes @calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Alright, who’s with me? 🤣 #HappyNewYear2023 #CalvinandHobbes
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I love soccer, but I’m probably not going to watch the World Cup.
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Suddenly, I’m not angry that cup draws were removed from FM26
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Point 1: This is a great piece of reporting, great job both here and to the musket. Point 2: I cannot overstate how much I hate this.
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Axios @axios.com · 02/12/2025
A masked bandit terrorized an Ashland ABC store over the weekend, smashing multiple bottles of bourbon before passing out drunk on the bathroom floor. The intoxicated suspect was a raccoon.
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Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I love it that for many people it’s no longer a question IF there’s an AI bubble, the question is if/when it’s going to burst. Seems like a good sign for the economy.
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Count your blessings. @theonion.com
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
A back line of Zimmerman, Ceballos, and Fofana would be great to see, although I’d like to see what we have in Santiago Suarez as well. I’ve heard good things about him but I haven’t actually seen him play.
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Look me in the eyes and tell me with a straight face that 2025-2026 Celtic aren’t garbage
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
If Nancy goes to Celtic and fails it won’t be because he’s a bad coach, it’ll be because Celtic are garbage.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Devastated to see Mamdani plummet to victory with a result that shows his critics were right all along. Now is the time for the left to move towards the centre. It's time to reach across the aisle, to swing your partner, do-si-do and really lay into trans people for no reason.
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Andrew Mountcastle @mounty.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
yeah it’s the Onion ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find a Mayor Who Isn’t A Piece of Shit, Huh?’ headline photoshopped to ‘De Blasio: Well, Well, Well, Not So East To Find Mayor De Blasio, Huh?’ and also the photo of De Blasio has been clumsily photoshopped to put him in Wally/Waldo’s outfit
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
This sucks. A lot. I know from my own experience doing it— it is NOT expensive to pay humans to do this. I got invaluable development working there. As did countless others. But hey look at that, here’s a feedback form in case you also think it sucks www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...
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MLSsoccer.com - The Official Site of Major League Soccer
All the latest MLS news, scores, stats, standings and highlights. Plus special coverage of US Soccer and Canada Soccer.
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Honestly, I think his reaction is far more revealing than if he'd actually answered the question.
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
You missed the opportunity to make this list “The 22 under the 22 Under 22”.
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
What exactly about the Labour Party makes you think they’re “left”? The Islamophobia, the transphobia, the austerity?
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
mfw i finally get to ds9 season 4 and they change the theme song
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ALT: Amadeus Too GIF
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Official Statement
For Immediate Release
On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was returning home from his weekly Saturday night dinner at Denny's. The Mayor had his usual order of Choconana Pancake Slam® with boysenberry syrup. Denny's had been out of boysenberry syrup for several months due to supply chain issues outside of its control and as such the Mayor had brought his own pitcher of homemade boysenberry syrup.
However, this was not necessary as boysenberry syrup-and fan favorites blueberry, strawberry, and butter pecan —are now back at all 1,500 Denny's locations.
While operating his vehicle, Mayor Giuliani noticed a drop of Denny's boysenberry syrup had fallen on his shoe at some point during his meal, which was under $20 even with a tip. Understandably, the Mayor did not want to let the unbeatable taste of authentic Denny's syrup go to waste after so long an absence and attempted to lean down to suck his shoe.
After several subsequent collisions with other vehicles, Mayor Giuliani pulled over to the side of the road, exited his vehicle, and rolled onto his back in an attempt to better suck his own foot. At this time we believe the Mayor's violent thrashing during these repeated failed attempts resulted in numerous injuries. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with severe diarrhea. There is no reason to believe this was as a result of the quality of his Denny's experience, but rather the Mayor's high level of physical activity so soon after eating.
At this time, no further updates are available.
This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani.
Signed,
Michael Ragu
Chief Flavor Officer, Denny's USA
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
"I Gave My Life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel Parking Lot" sounds like an all-time great satirical country song to me.
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The City Reporter @thecityreporter.nyc · 21/08/2025
BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
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Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
THE CITY reported the incident to law enforcement and was promptly contacted by the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office.
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Does waiving Urruti and Diaz free up any cap space or roster spots for transfers? Seems like weird timing and now the Revs only have one attacking player to bring off the bench.
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New England Revolution @nerevolution.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
🎥 Sneak peak into Turner's first training! #NERevs
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New England Revolution @nerevolution.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Once a Rev, always a Rev 💙❤️ He’s got a message for you. #NERevs
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
So if Onalfo’s being given the funds to sign both Turner and this guy… that means he’s coming back. And unless Curt already has another coach lined up that he’s making these signings for, that means Porter’s likely coming back as well.
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Translation: They’re backing Porter in the transfer window. They’re bringing him back next year….
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Seth @sethman31.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Matt Turner will be loaned to the New England Revolution with an option to buy, according to L’Equipe #NERevs
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The Rebellion @nerebellion.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
A statement from the Rebellion.
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Revolution Recap @revolutionrecap.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Per @sethman31.bsky.social of @theblazingmusket.com, the #NERevs are exploring bringing Matt Turner back to the #NERevs
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Midnight Riders @midnightriders.com · 28/07/2025
Statement from the Midnight Riders #RidersOverHere #NERevs
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Just like to point out, nowhere in my question did I say that the Revs should bring Vrioni back, or even that I thought he was good. But he only has 1 goal less than Campana and he’s played in 9 fewer matches.
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I honestly can't think of why Porter would still be HC come Monday, unless Onalfo knows that he won't get another chance at selecting a coach and admitting defeat will get him sacked too.
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
That’s just going to incentivize Vermont to play for a draw
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
A soccer team from New England? “Winning” in the “Playoffs”? I don’t remember what any of these words mean…
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Prairie Rose Clayton @hooverdam.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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johntraynor.bsky.social @johntraynor.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Fire Porter Fire Onalfo Fire Richie Fire Campana Fire Biello Fire Kraft
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