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John Murphy

@johnthemurph.bsky.social
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Everton, video games, making bad photoshops.

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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Bjg Time Chatlie account seeking to identify & incite vs RNLI staff as traitors was run by a recruitment consultant in Worcestershire who is a Restore donor & Cromwell Club member. He hss now deactivated the anon troll account after being publicly identifird www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Recruitment boss accused of being behind ‘doxxing’ campaign against RNLI and anti-racism activists
Tom Watson, of Worcester, alleged to be behind Big Time Charlie X account that created so-called Traitorbase
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think it’s genuinely impossible to overstate how thick Kemi Badenoch is. Generational levels of pot noodle brain.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eeeeeeeeeevvvvvvverton!
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why is it that the *opinion* of a billionaire tax dodger who hates his country of birth is deemed worthy of a full-length feature on the website of the public broadcaster?
bbc.co.uk
Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Got my Sutcliffe’s mixed up for one terrible second.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’d honestly love it.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My face if Moyes stopped being a coward and named an all keeper bench.
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Christian Bale's Patrick Bateman: Confused Smile
ALT: Christian Bale's Patrick Bateman: Confused Smile
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Get someone in the crowd behind each goal to hold up a mirror. His natural instinct is to attack animals of the same species, so it’ll take him out of action.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah I think I remember him saying that. He also clearly said that their model wouldn’t be one based on selling our best players. I can’t trust a word he says.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So, I pay more for my season ticket, it’s over £7 for a pint in Hill Dickinson and some dry chicken and chips is £12, but the Friedkins don’t want to invest that money back into Everton? The best the recruitment team can do is beg players we were linked with in 2021? This is the best they can do?
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bell Beto again lad
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The E Bar pouring my pint in the Hill Dickinson.
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Nokotan Crushed
Alt: The e bar smashes your pint in
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hahaha.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
😂The real power behind Burnham.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
At least the broadcast warning about L1 phone clinics finally got out.
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Giulia Bould @giuliabould.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I know Everton fans send me questions on Hill Dickinson Stadium Everything from if it'll be "Evertonised" more, accessibility needs & even the number of loos! So I've interviewed a man who can answer Hear from EFC President of Business Andrew Middleton on Total Sport from 6pm
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They say you need special glasses to look at the sun now. Makes you fink.
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well, the final whistle on Chelsea FC's financial cheating under Abramovich seems to have blown. The Guardian and our reporting partners practically put it on a plate for the FA and Premier League. They blazed it over the bar. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Chelsea fined £10m and given suspended transfer ban by FA over agent breaches
The club escaped a suspended six-point deduction for the infringements after appealing against the original punishment.
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They cheated, they got away with it. Can't imagine what Everton and Leicester fans will make of that.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Be interested to see how Newcastle word their statement on Howe leaving.
Simpsons screen shot showing poochie dying changed to Eddie
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Not sure if there are specific controllers, but the silicone skins can protect against a load of impacts etc. May be an option? This is just the first one on Amazon but there are a load of similar ones. Hope you get something either way. amzn.eu/d/0fvSjl3T
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eXtremeRate PlayVital Samurai Edition Black Anti-slip Controller Grip Silicone Skin, Ergonomic Soft Rubber Protective Case Cover for Xbox Series S/X Controller with Black Thumb Stick Caps
eXtremeRate PlayVital Samurai Edition Black Anti-slip Controller Grip Silicone Skin, Ergonomic Soft Rubber Protective Case Cover for Xbox Series S/X Controller with Black Thumb Stick Caps : Amazon.co.uk: PC & Video Games
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Anyway, #VAR has spoken. @Register4Ronnie, because, at the end of the day, saving lives is far more important than a title or relegation. You’ll be registered, quicker than the ref made that decision too ! www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Cheers for the heads up. No time for any of that nonsense.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Can you ask him if it’s true that he’s pinned this picture up in the big, round changing room at the HD to inspire the lads to get a European spot? Failing that, maybe ask how Barry has managed any criticism and if deserves a start against Palace?
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I am still impressed by the place every time I see it.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Corrupt
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Let’s see if we can make his Good Friday a “Great Friday.” Joining the stem cell register: takes 2 minutes✅ It’s free✅ it’s easy ✅ It could save his life 🙏 @Register4Ronnie today If you can’t, you can help by RT’ing to all of your friends 💙❤️ www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We’ve just been made aware of a little blue who needs to find a matching stem cell donor to cure his Aplastic Anemia. His family sent me these and will create an account on here later. The’re calling on people to #Register4Ronnie Age 16-30 it’s @anthonynolan.bsky.social up to age 55-link in bio
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
THE DONOR DERBY. @twlv_collective COLLABORATION TEES DROPPING 7PM TOMORROW 🔵🔴 For 90 minutes, we’re rivals. During that time, at least 6 people will be diagnosed with blood cancer. 70% of those needing a stem cell transplant will rely on a stranger. SCAN.SWAB.SAVE
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
An incredible £113.50 raised by the amazing staff and customers @murphysdistillery.bsky.social last week💙 They’ve also offered to have our tins on the bar for the #MerseysideDerby 💙❤️ Divided by colour, but we’re all united by DNA 🧬 and just 1 match could save a life 💜 www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’d be happy with that. Stability with the way the way the league is at the minute would be a massive plus. Gives us a chance to actually build a coherent squad for once too.
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
So lovely to meet Lyndsey and Jessica @murphysdistillery.bsky.social this morning. They’ve offered us a bottle of their specially distilled Gin and have kindly agreed to have our collection tins on the bars for todays game. If you’re down at Bramley Moore today, make sure you call in for a beer🍺💙
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Massive thanks to the amazing @thebluedoodler.com who not only designed and donated our logo, but he’s also just sent us 2 fantastic Grealish and Ndiaye T-Shirts and a jigsaw puzzle, to use as fundraising items. Please make sure you’re giving him a follow blues 💙💙💙 #UTFT
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The amazing @murphysdistillery.bsky.social have very generously donated a bottle of their gin to us as a prize, and have agreed to host our collection tins on the bar for Saturday 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 Every penny we raise goes towards helping to fight blood cancer 💙 Get yourself in there for a 🍺 🍺 #Everton
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
😂
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This morning we have donated £150 to @anthonynolan.bsky.social , £150 to @DKMS_uk and £100 to @myelomauk.bsky.social (in honour of an @Everton season ticket holder, who’s wife they’re helping) None of what we do would be possible without each and every one of you. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
When your Martian uber driver’s got 5 kids to feed and takes you the long way home.
The image of Andrew the dodgy ex prince leaving the bizzy station. I’ve replaced his face with Cohaagen from total recall when he’s outside the safe domes. Benny the taxi driver is driving the car
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Fine dining at the Adelphi
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Get in!
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Wondered who that orange helmet reminded me of.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Not sure how you can change allegiance from Green to reform, unless you’ve been dishonest in your intentions from the start?
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
That was a really good episode of the pod, interesting talking points re the stadium.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Maybe more self service stations and some shelves to rest your pints on. We should also bin January off as a month of football and extend the season into late May/early June. That plaza is begging for pints in the sun.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I think it’s amazing. We’re still in the just moved in stage though so there’s a lot of work to be done. Transport, obviously can be a pain but it’s more of a getting away than a getting there situation. Concourses could do with more tellys and more Everton-ness all round would be good.
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Twitter is the world’s largest generator of CSAM & non-consensual porn by a margin of about 8000%, and somehow… MSM isn’t even reporting on it. (also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary) youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
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I'm angry.
YouTube video by Charalanahzard
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I’m calling this what it is. A remoyesissance.
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