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John Murphy

@johnthemurph.bsky.social
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Everton, video games, making bad photoshops.

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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eeeeeeeeeevvvvvvverton!
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why is it that the *opinion* of a billionaire tax dodger who hates his country of birth is deemed worthy of a full-length feature on the website of the public broadcaster?
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So, I pay more for my season ticket, it’s over £7 for a pint in Hill Dickinson and some dry chicken and chips is £12, but the Friedkins don’t want to invest that money back into Everton? The best the recruitment team can do is beg players we were linked with in 2021? This is the best they can do?
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bell Beto again lad
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The E Bar pouring my pint in the Hill Dickinson.
static.klipy.com
Nokotan Crushed
Alt: The e bar smashes your pint in
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
At least the broadcast warning about L1 phone clinics finally got out.
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Giulia Bould @giuliabould.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I know Everton fans send me questions on Hill Dickinson Stadium Everything from if it'll be "Evertonised" more, accessibility needs & even the number of loos! So I've interviewed a man who can answer Hear from EFC President of Business Andrew Middleton on Total Sport from 6pm
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They say you need special glasses to look at the sun now. Makes you fink.
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well, the final whistle on Chelsea FC's financial cheating under Abramovich seems to have blown. The Guardian and our reporting partners practically put it on a plate for the FA and Premier League. They blazed it over the bar. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
Chelsea fined £10m and given suspended transfer ban by FA over agent breaches
The club escaped a suspended six-point deduction for the infringements after appealing against the original punishment.
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They cheated, they got away with it. Can't imagine what Everton and Leicester fans will make of that.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Be interested to see how Newcastle word their statement on Howe leaving.
Simpsons screen shot showing poochie dying changed to Eddie
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Anyway, #VAR has spoken. @Register4Ronnie, because, at the end of the day, saving lives is far more important than a title or relegation. You’ll be registered, quicker than the ref made that decision too ! www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I am still impressed by the place every time I see it.
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Let’s see if we can make his Good Friday a “Great Friday.” Joining the stem cell register: takes 2 minutes✅ It’s free✅ it’s easy ✅ It could save his life 🙏 @Register4Ronnie today If you can’t, you can help by RT’ing to all of your friends 💙❤️ www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We’ve just been made aware of a little blue who needs to find a matching stem cell donor to cure his Aplastic Anemia. His family sent me these and will create an account on here later. The’re calling on people to #Register4Ronnie Age 16-30 it’s @anthonynolan.bsky.social up to age 55-link in bio
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
THE DONOR DERBY. @twlv_collective COLLABORATION TEES DROPPING 7PM TOMORROW 🔵🔴 For 90 minutes, we’re rivals. During that time, at least 6 people will be diagnosed with blood cancer. 70% of those needing a stem cell transplant will rely on a stranger. SCAN.SWAB.SAVE
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
An incredible £113.50 raised by the amazing staff and customers @murphysdistillery.bsky.social last week💙 They’ve also offered to have our tins on the bar for the #MerseysideDerby 💙❤️ Divided by colour, but we’re all united by DNA 🧬 and just 1 match could save a life 💜 www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
So lovely to meet Lyndsey and Jessica @murphysdistillery.bsky.social this morning. They’ve offered us a bottle of their specially distilled Gin and have kindly agreed to have our collection tins on the bars for todays game. If you’re down at Bramley Moore today, make sure you call in for a beer🍺💙
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Massive thanks to the amazing @thebluedoodler.com who not only designed and donated our logo, but he’s also just sent us 2 fantastic Grealish and Ndiaye T-Shirts and a jigsaw puzzle, to use as fundraising items. Please make sure you’re giving him a follow blues 💙💙💙 #UTFT
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The amazing @murphysdistillery.bsky.social have very generously donated a bottle of their gin to us as a prize, and have agreed to host our collection tins on the bar for Saturday 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 Every penny we raise goes towards helping to fight blood cancer 💙 Get yourself in there for a 🍺 🍺 #Everton
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This morning we have donated £150 to @anthonynolan.bsky.social , £150 to @DKMS_uk and £100 to @myelomauk.bsky.social (in honour of an @Everton season ticket holder, who’s wife they’re helping) None of what we do would be possible without each and every one of you. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
When your Martian uber driver’s got 5 kids to feed and takes you the long way home.
The image of Andrew the dodgy ex prince leaving the bizzy station. I’ve replaced his face with Cohaagen from total recall when he’s outside the safe domes. Benny the taxi driver is driving the car
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Get in!
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Wondered who that orange helmet reminded me of.
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Twitter is the world’s largest generator of CSAM & non-consensual porn by a margin of about 8000%, and somehow… MSM isn’t even reporting on it. (also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary) youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
youtu.be
I'm angry.
YouTube video by Charalanahzard
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I’m calling this what it is. A remoyesissance.
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
My ticket is up on the resale site if anyone is looking for a spare for tonight’s game
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Just seen Mulder and Scully on the train investigating the myth that is Merseyrail WiFi. Mulder reckons it’s an Alien cover up. Scully just thinks it’s half arsed shite like most of what Merseyrail does.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Arne, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O instead of working on any tactics?
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design. news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
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Christopher Beesley @cbeesleyecho.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Spaniards queue around the block to watch a film about an Everton team from 40 years ago "The pulling power of Howard Kendall" www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Bilbao fans queue around block to watch 2019 film on 40-year-old Everton team
There was a special showing of Everton: Howard's Way in Bilbao this week as players and fans of Athletic Club recalled the late manager
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Liam Thorp @liamthorp.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I hardly knew him!
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Dan Friedkins Co Pilot ©️(Grae to his mates) @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Right lads. Heres the plan: Let’s boil some piss amongst the gammons and vote for Gary Neville for pundit of the year! Troll lol lol lol 💙 Share and vote below ⬇️ thefsa.org.uk/news/nominat...
thefsa.org.uk
Nominations open for FSA Awards 2025 - Football Supporters' Association
The Football Supporters’ Association’s 2025 Awards are fast approaching, and we need your help once more in highlighting the best the game has to offer – with nominations now open. Last year saw Cole ...
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County Road Bobblers @cbobblers1878.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Don’t forget! If you are buying anything from the online Everton store and use @the1878s.bsky.social link, they will get a percentage of your spend straight into their atmosphere fund 💙 Link in the post below 👇 UTFT evertondirect.evertonfc.com/en/everton-f...
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Everton FC Kits, Everton Shirt, Home & Away Kit | evertondirect.evertonfc.com
Shop new Everton FC kits in home, away and third Everton shirt styles online at evertondirect.evertonfc.com. Our Everton football shirts and kits come officially licensed and in a variety of styles.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Me and the ald fella enjoyed that.
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County Road Bobblers @cbobblers1878.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
See a fault? Report it, it's a test event and a final chance to 'test' things out. Don't rush to post it like a bad Ted in a 'gotcha' moment for likes online off strangers. It's our club, our home and our future, let's work together to make the HD the best stadium in the land. Enjoy today blues!
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The bacon when you cook it in the air fryer.
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of homer simpson laying on the floor
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson laying on the floor
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I asked an Ai supercomputer what was causing the problems in todays society and I think the results are pretty conclusive. People stopped moving to the S Club Beat. Once that happened, there was a clear increase in War and Crime, the things we all fear. We've crossed the Rubicon, people.
A line chart showing the decline of people moving to the S Club Beat vs an increase in war and crime.
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Just got home to find these little beauties courtesy of @laurag23.bsky.social 💙 They’ll be added into the bundle of prizes that we’re going to raffle soon 💙
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Average play through of Death Stranding 2. #DeathStranding2
Tim Robinson with a load of prosthetics all over him from the episode of ‘I think you should leave’
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The incredible @S66Sportswear have offered to make our shirts available. If you would like one, please send us a DM and we’ll send you the details 💙
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
15:45 Sunday afternoon… “Jordan, what do you mean you fell asleep on top of Nelson’s column and can’t get down? We’ve got a game in 15 minutes!”
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Last game at Goodison and the last episode of Andor all in the same week. Too much for anyone that.
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Where does Jonathan Ross V the Wealdstone Raider fit into the Marvel Multiverse?
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John Murphy @johnthemurph.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Don’t forget to get a ticket if you can.
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