John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If Trump was really a great businessman he'd have changed the name of AI to AAI, so it would be higher up in the phone book. 020
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just had to unsubscribe from The Rest Is History podcast. Can't bear the shilling for Amazon. 010
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I had no idea who Aaron Rowe is before today, but: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 001
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A statement so profound, I'm considering getting it tattooed on my neck. 021
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Well I'm off to start a 12 hour nursing shift. If the Nursing Board have the audacity to ask me to reflect on why half my patients died, I'm going to say "We need to improve the atmosphere on the ward." #LOFC 040
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Poor atmosphere to blame this week! I've had a gutful of him. Let's hope next week's better. 000
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Next year's marathon season, this will be me walking up to the start line. bsky.app/profile/thet... 001
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm sure they'll be looking them up on Tinder and sexually harassing them like they did with that woman they arrested for peacefully protesting when one of their colleagues abducted, raped and killed someone. 010
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Interesting contrast in the style of policing employed here as opposed to protests against gender violence, genocide or climate change. Wonder why that is? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.com 120
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 30/08/202610 acts you've seen as support acts: Anvil(Quo) Simply Red(James Brown) Cold Chisel(Slade) Beans On Toast(Billy Bragg) Matumbi(Ian Dury & the Blockheads) The Meteors(Theatre of Hate) LL Cool J(Run DMC) The Mo-Dettes(Madness) Zion Train(Test Department) Roddy Radiation & the Tearjerkers(Bo Diddley) 130
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026It's 4:40am. Stick your countdown to kick off up your hole. 020
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Does it mention Tabu by Terry Snyder? I've always thought it must have been an influence. youtu.be/Gp-Rw8FVtmA?...youtu.be3D - Persuasive Percussion -'Tabu' - Terry Snyder And The All Stars - Command Records - 1959YouTube video by gilmour509 110
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I like that Belgian kit. It's like it's been worn to a gender-reveal colour run. 020
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I have my doubts about the VAR for this game. 110
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 04/07/2026They must've seen my comment on the bench, cos they took him off. Too close to home, I reckon. 000
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Enciso's hair looks like he wants to be a punk but his mom won't let him, so they've had to compromise. 120
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Hydration break www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUn...reddit.comFrom the AbsoluteUnits community on Reddit: THAT... is very large. And this was very impressive... and I might be in love.Explore this post and more from the AbsoluteUnits community 000
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Wish they'd stop ringing that doorbell in World Cup games. Makes my dogs bark. 010
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Went in an Irish pub in Arras, France in the mid-90s which had been decorated with painted brown smears all over the walls. 100
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I think the only positive thing I can say about working the night shift tonight is that I get to watch Holland vs Sweden. What a cracker. 120
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 28/05/2026It's an outrage - you'll be telling us to use Arabic numerals next. 010
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Sad to hear that Phil Beckett from P.A.I.N. has died. Always a smashing bloke. Rest in peace. 000
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Advice for life: Don't stuff down half a bag of Sour Patch Kids in the middle of an ultra-marathon. 110
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I usually drive an EV, but had to fill my van up with petrol today. Jesus, petrol's expensive. I'm surprised no-one's mentioned it 020
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 30/04/2026He's a wrong-'un, what's more: www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...theguardian.comKamahl charged with stalking and intimidating a 38-year-old womanThe singer and entertainer says he had loaned the woman money for a business after the pair met for dinner 010
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Mind you, I gave up on my impulse purchase...not sure if that's a good or bad thing. 010
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I made the mistake of logging onto the updated discogs app and now I've got a shocking migraine! 230
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 13/04/2026How can you run an Indian supermarket and not call it HALDI? 010
Reposted by John SpitheadDave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 29/05/2025My first Substack post open.substack.com/pub/daveweas...open.substack.comSubculture, Not Subservience: Why Punk Isn't Right-WingJoe Rogan once said, very confidently, very incorrectly, that “Republicans are the new punk rock.” This is the kind of statement that sounds profound if you say it fast and don’t stop to think about i... 3157376
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Yesterday I learned that Barnaby Joyce is only 58. (This isn't a complement.) 010
Reposted by John SpitheadMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Starmer has not so much “lost the dressing room” as curled out a turd on the dressing room floor before assuring the team that he was advised by someone else that defecating there would really impress another team owner who is absolutely smeared with shit. 3436
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 07/02/2026RIP Captain Hotknives youtu.be/ZEIsjsBq8M4?...youtu.beShabby MuffinYouTube video by captainhotknives 020
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 23/01/2026It'll be interesting to see how the where's your poppy brigade excuse the draft dodger's comments. 010
Reposted by John SpitheadFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 19/01/2026INVENTOR OF ICE CREAM: okay okay i’ll make it jfc everyone just stop screaming 147086
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 12/01/2026From memory, I reckon it was always accidentally vegan - just split peas and salt. 030
John Spithead @johnspithead.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Wonder if it still says it's part of the F-Plan diet on the label? 110