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John P. Murphy

@johnpmurphy.bsky.social
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Science fiction and fantasy writer, author of RED NOISE, THE LIAR, and others. Coffee enthusiast. No idea what I’m doing. johnpmurphy.net

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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 16h
…I might as well just wear a hat that says “I’m old,” huh.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 16h
Chocolate AND the couch? Damn.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 16h
Huh! Yeah, working on the couch was always a reflux trigger for me.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 16h
Have your work habits changed? My reflux vanished when I rearranged my office and my sitting posture changed.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 18h
Did Nero Wolfe threaten you again?
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, I WASN'T claustrophobic.
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The Ignyte Awards @theignyteawards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hello and happy Fullmetal Alchemist Day! We're about ready to get started with this year's winner announcement A very special thanks to our first-ever sponsors: @bcsmagazine.bsky.social, @edmontonin2030.bsky.social, @laworldcon.bsky.social , and @revmindi.bsky.social ! #2026IgnyteAwards
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, grammatically speaking, everything before the ellipsis is true, so anything after it is irrelevant. Like, I didn’t backpack up Mt Everest nude just to play Flight of the Bumblebee on a kazoo at the top.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I’m not a cat”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you check by the shears?
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THE PASSING OF THE DRAGON AND OTHER STORIES by @kyliu99.bsky.social is available now from @sagapressbooks.bsky.social. Sitting now alongside his first two collections in my library and soon in yours! www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Pa...
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The Passing of the Dragon and Other Stories
Ken Liu, author of the Nebula and Hugo Award–winning The Paper Menagerie and Other Stories and The Hidden Girl and Other Stories—his second short s...
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Daniel and Kelly's Extraordinary Universe @dandkuniverse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On today's episode Daniel and Kelly interview the amazing @goastromo.bsky.social (Dr. Moiya McTier) about how we define and measure creativity, and the impacts of the modern world on creative pursuits. Check out her new book, Mothers of Invention! www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
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Lisa M. Bradley @cafenowhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I read 8 books this month and my favorite by far was A Dubious Clamor by @marissalingen.bsky.social. app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/89c5...
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Review by lmbradley - A Dubious Clamor
This could’ve been a single-sitting book, but I parceled it out for several nights before bed ...
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Johnson does a better job campaigning for the Democrats than most Democrats do.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I so, so want to see a delegation of West Virginians arrive in Silicon Valley to teach the locals how to mine.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/09/2026
Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer xkcd.com/3304/
4-panel comic. (1) April 2023: [JUICE space probe flying away from Earth] FROM EARTH: *JUICE* is en route to explore the icy moons of Jupiter! JUICE: *Wheee!* (2) August 2024: [JUICE flying past Earth] JUICE: ...So which planet was I visiting again? I got distracted. FROM EARTH: Jupiter! JUICE: Right, OK. (3) September 2026: [JUICE flies past Earth again] JUICE: Is Jupiter the one with all the rings? Or... FROM EARTH: No, the big one near it. JUICE: Got it! (4) January 2029: [JUICE returning to fly past Earth again] JUICE: And *which* moons am I looking at? FROM EARTH: Oh my *god*. FROM EARTH: Now I get why we budgeted for so many Earth flybys.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder how many government-issued phones have this installed. And how well the collected data is locked down. (I can keep a poker face through the end of this comment after typing that, I'm pretty s-- nope.)
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh, I’ll go. But I do need to get in my 5 minutes of aerobic complaining.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ugh. I should go too. Despite this miserable rain.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean, I’ve read it in the same sense that I read anything by James Joyce: my eyes definitely encountered words on a page, and I was afforded every opportunity to draw meaning from it.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yup. 😭
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cool! They don’t come out as far east as I live.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And would be absolutely unhinged attacking Rancho Gordo on social media.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Actually how DO you explain that because there’s like no leg room and bears don’t have thumbs.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tay.
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Allan Kaster @infinivoxsf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stories by @kateelliottsff.bsky.social @tiatashiro.bsky.social @henryherz.bsky.social @alansmale.bsky.social @nnedi.bsky.social @stevetem.bsky.social @moonsheen.bsky.social @isabel.kim @hannahyangwrites.bsky.social @johnpmurphy.bsky.social @trnapper.bsky.social + Order: www.amazon.com/dp/B0HKKDB8JK
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 24/09/2026
A 6-year-old girl in China has set a new women’s record for solving Rubik’s Cubes. Recent videos from state TV show Lian Yunzhi setting a record at a certified competition in Wuhan, China. Days later, she broke that record with an average pace of 4.27 seconds per cube.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How the fuck did anyone hear the name "Tuberville" and think, "That's a fella who should be in the United States Senate" unless as a deliberate fuck-you to the rest of the country?
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I seem to recall that lactose needs higher temperatures to caramelize. Table sugar might burn first.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today in “nature is gross”: a dolphin seeking out a snack of fish vomit. www.science.org/content/arti...
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This dolphin chased a fish until it puked—then ate the vomit
The behavior, known as kleptoparasitism, marks one of the few well-documented examples of a cetacean stealing food
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Time traveling robber barons, impoverishing the past!
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thanking the academy of warlocks? OK, sure, roll for charisma.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That is actually my middle name! I've never done better than a 14 minute mile, but I'm glad to be able to spark a good memory :D
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh, that's the worst. I hope you have a quick recovery!
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I used to be fond of repeating to anyone who would listen, "Software is code plus documentation". It's still true, but no longer adequate.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can I rewind to back when I had no idea what this might be in reference to?
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The floor is not lava... but could be!
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was just thinking that -- the combustion of wood will produce a lot of water vapor, and rapidly cooling the air above it would cause it to precipitate out. PLUS you'd get liquid smoke, which is delicious.
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tyme nowe to playe the musique Tyme nowe to lighte the lightes Lo! See the gathered muppets on The Muppet Showe tonighte! Tyme nowe to put on grease-paynte Tyme nowe to dresse up righte Tyme nowe to rayse the curtayne on The Muppet Showe tonighte!
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SL Huang [THE LANGUAGE OF LIARS is out!]🎇🦑🌌] @slhuang.com · 18/09/2026
How do you plan a creative project that will last 3+ years? John Zhu knew bringing ROMANCE OF THE THREE KINGDOMS to English podcast form would take at least that long. 12 years and 4 Chinese epics later... See us interview him 7PM CDT at #flightsoffoundry! www.accelevents.com/e/flights-of...
Picture of John Zhu under the "Flights of Foundry" banner, with "Guest of Honor: A/V Narrative" and the dates and slug of the Flights of Foundry convention (Sept 18-20 Virtual, https://flights-of-foundry.org, "The round-the-clock, international convention for speculative creatives and fans")
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Kevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 18/09/2026
"We've air-gapped these systems!" "An actual air-gap involving actual air, or just firewall rules" "...just firewall rules"
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tonight at 8pm EST/ 7 CST, @slhuang.com and I will be interviewing Flights of Foundry guest of honor John Zhu @chineselore.bsky.social about his Chinese Lore podcast retellings of classic Chinese literature. It should be a lot of fun! www.accelevents.com/e/flights-of...
Flights of Foundry banner showing A/V Narrative guest of honor John Zhu in a flat cap.  Dream Foundry dragon logo. September 18-20 Virtual https://flights-of-foundry.org
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There is not enough grass in the world to touch.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If by some cruel twist of fate you can't make it to the interview, I'll be hosting a meet-up at the same time tomorrow for fans of the podcast.
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tonight at 8pm EST/ 7 CST, @slhuang.com and I will be interviewing Flights of Foundry guest of honor John Zhu @chineselore.bsky.social about his Chinese Lore podcast retellings of classic Chinese literature. It should be a lot of fun! www.accelevents.com/e/flights-of...
Flights of Foundry banner showing A/V Narrative guest of honor John Zhu in a flat cap.  Dream Foundry dragon logo. September 18-20 Virtual https://flights-of-foundry.org
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John P. Murphy @johnpmurphy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Was it dill? Dill took over like kudzu in ours.
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