Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 25/09/2026Critical Mass are outside now, cycling the wrong way up a one way street and playing shit music so loud the building is shaking. And they wonder why people hate cyclists. Tossers. 000
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 20/09/2026Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe. 010
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 26/08/2026Insert AI picture of Paddington with Dolly and Frank N Furter, one in each paw, at the gates of heaven here. (Or rather, don’t.) 020
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 21/08/2026So do I have to change the word I start with now that they've found me? Wordle 1,889 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 010
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 19/08/2026Discount Shakespeare: A Gentleman of Verona Romeo or Juliet Thirteenth Night Some Ado About Nothing 001
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 15/08/2026Propriety. Noun. Conformity to established standards of behavior or manners, suitability, rightness, or justice. See "etiquette." 010
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 04/08/2026Of course this is the only Max Miller worth bothering with. 000
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 25/07/2026I wondered whether there had ever been a J.S. Bach festival called Bachanalia, after a bit of a struggle (neither DuckDuckGo nor Mac OS believe I actually wanted to type that and resisted furiously), the prize goes to Staunton, Virginia. Well done, Staunton, on behalf of bad joke lovers everywhere. 030
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 12/07/2026"And after all You're a forgotten Swinging London film about a peeping tom With a slightly rubbish George Harrison soundtrack." Far be it for me to suggest that's an accurate description of the England team, but the fans seem to think so. 000
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 09/07/2026@picolin.bsky.social I sent this to Ghost Friend by mistake, but if you’re near Waterloo at about ten… 100
Reposted by GrangousierLondon SE1 community website @se1.news · 09/07/2026Steam train due to arrive at Waterloo Station tonight. Scheduled for 2210. 35028 Clan Line pictured here passing through Bournemouth this evening www.realtimetrains.co.uk/service/gb-n... 153
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 04/07/2026Given the natural advantage the Mexican team will have on account of the altitude, perhaps factors should be introduced to slightly advantage the England team and balance it out. Like both teams having to play after drinking ten pints of strong lager. 100
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 27/05/2026Just think, this time next week we’ll be moaning about how wet and miserable it is, swearing as we trip over the air conditioning unit: “What idiot put that there?” 000
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 26/05/2026Thames Water have parked a gigantic vacuum cleaner right outside our flat, just in time for bed. Occasionally they turn it on, and I have to say it complements the sound of the pneumatic drill wonderfully. 000
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 22/05/2026Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live! King Crimson Pink Floyd Michael Nyman Band Laurie Anderson Elizabeth Fraser Scritti Politti Dave Russell Lekhfa Juniore Julian Lage 000
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 16/05/2026Reports from outside suggest that Cuntstock is a lot smaller and more muted this time. Is that because the Hungarian money has gone away, or is it because the Kremlin money has been cut back? 000
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 07/05/2026Right. Going to commit a little light democracy. I'll need my passport, because democracy is another country, where they do things differently. 000
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 06/05/2026Microsoft Authenticator is the new Clipper, but somehow worse. In the name of security you spend your working life scrabbling for your phone and typing in numbers. The box to tick every day for the unmet promise of remembering you is a particularly nice touch. “Nice” in this case meaning “sadistic”. 110
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 30/03/2026Trying to set up a new phone which demands I prove I'm over 18, which doesn't seem to work either with a credit card or my passport. Thank you, stupid fucking Online Harms Bill, for making so many aspects of our life shitter in so many different ways. 000
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 29/03/2026Having dinner far too late because clocks. British Summer Time and the living is complicated. 030
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 27/02/2026Random thought: Has anyone looked at the correlation, if any, between disease in the population and the decline of cash? 100
Reposted by GrangousierMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/02/2026MATTHEW BADLOSS IS IT 19988133
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 26/02/2026So is all public policy change from now on going to be enacted via TV docudrama adaptations of old Private Eye articles? If so, who's going to play Ben Houchen in a couple of years' time? 000
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 14/02/2026This is basically the only thing I can add to the ongoing Wuthering Heights hoo hah. In another week another film will come out and we won't have to think about it again. Jah Wurzel, though.youtube.comJah Wurzel - 'Wuthering Heights'YouTube video by The Remould 000
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 11/01/2026Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist. 000
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 01/01/2026As per usual, we're listening to the fireworks through the open window, and watching them on the TV, the perfect compromise between immediacy and comfort. 001
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 27/12/2025I just looked it up. On WB Yeats' gravestone, it says: Cast a cold Eye On Life. On Death. Horseman pass by. Which slightly disappointed me, as I'd hoped it said: Tread softly Because you tread on my face. 010
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 20/12/2025The post has arrived. I'm going to need ANOTHER PIECE OF STRING. 100
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 30/11/2025Dear Radio 3, I have a couple of questions about this morning's output. 1. Why is it Down Your Way? 2. You do realise it's still November, don't you? 120
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 27/11/2025What I don't understand about Stranger Things is why does none of it take place at sea? 020
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 24/11/2025Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, Charlie Brown. 000
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 31/10/2025My name is Ozymandias, Hopeless patient of the finest plastic surgeons Work on my looks, ye mighty And despair. 010
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 27/10/2025The doorbell just rang. It was another person who's booked a stay in one of the flats here (the majority are now Air BnB or equivalent) asking how to get in. I have no idea, but don't want to become an unpaid concierge. In case anyone's wondering what happened to all the rentable flats in London. 021
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 21/10/2025Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. 010
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 17/10/2025A joke that's just barged into my brain and is making me laugh because that's how my brain works on a Friday night: What did the French waiter say, when he realised the carafe of water he'd just served had been poured the previous evening? "Eau d'hier!" 010
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 09/10/2025New Pynchon novel arrived today, something I’ve been able to say six times in the forty years I’ve been reading him and, therefore, be unlikely to say again. 010
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 22/09/2025Not that anyone’s interested, but personally I think that anyone(no matter what their citizenship status) who’s worked and paid taxes for five years with the intention to carry on doing so should have full voting rights. 120
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 21/09/2025The first rule of Bluesky: Always talk about Bluesky. The second rule... 000
Grangousier @johnpeacock.com · 19/09/2025Impressed by the number of sites that come up with "Verifying you are human. This may take a few seconds." as I've been working on it for sixty years and I'm still not sure. 010
