John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Saw this older guy in the gym with a black tshirt with the spartan lambda warrior logo. You know the type, early fifties salt and pepper beard CrossFit a-hole. Got a skull and crossbones really similar to the SS one on the back but I guarantee you he’s too fucking dumb to know. 050
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Mulder giving me the “What the fuck” look when I had the audacity to put my feet up with no blanket for her to lie on simply because it was too hot. 050
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Everyday is an episode of Superfriends where Lex Luthor becomes president 030
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comEd O'Neill Says NothingALT: Ed O'Neill Says Nothing 030
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Don’t let pieces of shit get away with being pieces of shit. 020
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I get blinded by murderous fury when people do this. They truly are worse than the devil 120
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If you have checked Emmy Blotnick out, you should. This was the only time the YouTube algorithm actually worked for me.youtube.comEmmy Blotnick | What's Her Secret? (Full Comedy Special)YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media 020
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My son’s favorite thing to do when he was that age was open the lower kitchen cabinets and remove each pot one by one, wait for us to put them back, and repeat the process. *sigh* He’s 20 now. 020
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Had to stop weight lifting because my joints sounded like I was opening a bag of Cheetos each rep 000
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We’ve got the missing episode uploaded today. Sorry about that. Now you get to hear how much Triple H’s leading man debut suckspodcasts.apple.comWrestlemoviea - The ChaperonePodcast Episode · Gamefully Unemployed · September 22 · 1h 15m 031
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Really glad that the people we elect let a sentient cheeseburger do whatever he wants so a handful of people make all the money 011
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yeah, that’s just how he looked in the 70s and 80s. He wasn’t always a spirit Halloween mannequin 090
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Resident Evil was excellent. I’m sad Zach Cregger won’t make another one because the neckbeards gave him such a hard time without seeing the movie. It’s a lot of fun and you can tell it was made by a video game nerd. Also way funnier than the trailers let on. 030
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Onimusha: Way of the Sword has probably the best swordplay I’ve ever experienced. This last boss is your final exam and possibly the most fun fight I’ve had in a whileyoutube.comOne of the most fun boss fights ever - Yoshitsune - Onimusha: Way of the SwordYouTube video by John Reimann 010
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Due to a miscommunication on my part, this was released out of order. The champion is still Blockers, so it’s not that big a deal. Fear not, you’ll hear our thoughts on Triple H’s The Chaperone soon. Whether you like it or not. 120
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026New ‘sode, new challenger. We have one of my childhood friends and wrestling promoter Jerry Stephanitsis on to talk about the entertaining yet very problematic Hell Comes to Frogtown starring one of my personal favorite wrestlers, Rowdy Roddy Piper! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...podcasts.apple.comWrestlemoviea - Hell Comes to Frogtown (with Jerry Stephanitsis)Podcast Episode · Gamefully Unemployed · September 15 · 1h 11m 162
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Love how my power bill is almost $200, but at least data centers are making people who aren’t me a lot of money selling snake oil. 030
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I literally brush the equivalent of a 1970s shag carpet out of this turdly madam every day, yet every time I pet her, 500 MILLION hairs fly everywhere. She’s like Pigpen only with cat hair instead of dirt 060
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Those guys have never enjoyed anything in their goddamn lives. 010
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026These influencers couldn’t possibly like him for his policies! 010
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026static.klipy.comDonald Glover Reacts with 'Good'ALT: Donald Glover Reacts with 'Good' 030
Reposted by John ReimannTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026what a time to be alive (derogatory) 501573404
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026We still here.podcasts.apple.comScreamplay - The Séance of Blake ManorPodcast Episode · Gamefully Unemployed · August 20 · 1h 3m 153
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026One of the worst things about getting older is my stomach’s tolerance for spicy food. I LOVE spicy food (Indian, Thai, etc). Nowadays I have to take like 14 Prilosec before eating it and I’m still paying for it the next day. I want a refund 010
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I’ll say it again. People who listen to music or watch videos on their phone without headphones in public suuuuuuuuck. Same for people that talk on speakerphone in public. Can anyone explain that logic to me. Is it just that they don’t give a fuck and want everyone to know? 351
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My stepdad served on this boat. This is disrespectful, disgusting, and unforgivable. This is a weekend warrior and Fox News pile of trash cosplaying as a commander. 030
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026“Bluesky is a political echo chamber,” says conservatives that turned Twitter into a political echo chamber 040
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The Sadie Sink reveal made me say very loudly “aw fuck” and not in the way Marvel probably hoped. That’s nothing against Sadie Sink, an actor I really like, or her performance. Nothing to do with her, just the character and the way she was ultimately used. 010
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Spider-Man was disappointing. Just really disappointing. 111
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Fuck - and I can’t stress this enough - YES!bbc.comWarhammer 40,000: Mike Flanagan joins Henry Cavill Amazon projectThe director is due to work on scripts based on the popular tabletop hobby, Games Workshop says. 031
Reposted by John ReimannRich May @richdmay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026This is basically the 'Your powers combined' Captain Planet moment for Games Workshop History. 0204
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I always think he’s in way more of the movie than he actually is. That’s a testament to his performance. 010
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Once you accept it’s a live action cartoon, it’s perfect. Didn’t like the guy in his forties having romantic arc with a 19 year old character though. 010
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The video games go on sale all the time. There are also some third party figures if you want to get into painting. They do tutorials at Warhammer stores for painting on off days (Weds-Fri) in most stores. You can probably do weekends too, but the staff might be busy. 110
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026There is a cheap way to get into it. The lore. Read the books. There’s also a ton of video games. Battle Sector is basically just the tabletop, but you can only play the Blood Raven chapter of Space Marines. I *think it’s a chapter created for the games. Space Marine 2 is co-op but VERY violent 100
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026They’re not even Nazis. They’re caricatures of nazis. They’re so fucking DUMB 020
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I had never watched an episode of Community until my friends made me watch an episode last week. I’ve binged the entire season. 130
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026We’re not Lisle, Illinois. We’re BLAZE, Illinois! 020
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I always feel like our guest episodes make the best ones (Screamplay included). @nerdnumbers.com does that job. Also, my grossest transition ever! Enjoy!podcasts.apple.com 143
John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Glorified door-shakersstatic.klipy.comDominiq Mayfield: There It IsALT: Dominiq Mayfield: There It Is 120