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John Reimann

@johnnyrimes.bsky.social
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Big nerd stuff fan. Co-Host of the Screamplay and Wrestlemoviea podcasts on the Gamefully Unemployed network

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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saw this older guy in the gym with a black tshirt with the spartan lambda warrior logo. You know the type, early fifties salt and pepper beard CrossFit a-hole. Got a skull and crossbones really similar to the SS one on the back but I guarantee you he’s too fucking dumb to know.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mulder giving me the “What the fuck” look when I had the audacity to put my feet up with no blanket for her to lie on simply because it was too hot.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everyday is an episode of Superfriends where Lex Luthor becomes president
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Ed O'Neill Says Nothing
ALT: Ed O'Neill Says Nothing
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t let pieces of shit get away with being pieces of shit.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I get blinded by murderous fury when people do this. They truly are worse than the devil
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you have checked Emmy Blotnick out, you should. This was the only time the YouTube algorithm actually worked for me.
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Emmy Blotnick | What's Her Secret? (Full Comedy Special)
YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
George C NOT amiright?
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My son’s favorite thing to do when he was that age was open the lower kitchen cabinets and remove each pot one by one, wait for us to put them back, and repeat the process. *sigh* He’s 20 now.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had to stop weight lifting because my joints sounded like I was opening a bag of Cheetos each rep
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We’ve got the missing episode uploaded today. Sorry about that. Now you get to hear how much Triple H’s leading man debut sucks
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Wrestlemoviea - The Chaperone
Podcast Episode · Gamefully Unemployed · September 22 · 1h 15m
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Really glad that the people we elect let a sentient cheeseburger do whatever he wants so a handful of people make all the money
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah, that’s just how he looked in the 70s and 80s. He wasn’t always a spirit Halloween mannequin
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Resident Evil was excellent. I’m sad Zach Cregger won’t make another one because the neckbeards gave him such a hard time without seeing the movie. It’s a lot of fun and you can tell it was made by a video game nerd. Also way funnier than the trailers let on.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Onimusha: Way of the Sword has probably the best swordplay I’ve ever experienced. This last boss is your final exam and possibly the most fun fight I’ve had in a while
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One of the most fun boss fights ever - Yoshitsune - Onimusha: Way of the Sword
YouTube video by John Reimann
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Due to a miscommunication on my part, this was released out of order. The champion is still Blockers, so it’s not that big a deal. Fear not, you’ll hear our thoughts on Triple H’s The Chaperone soon. Whether you like it or not.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New ‘sode, new challenger. We have one of my childhood friends and wrestling promoter Jerry Stephanitsis on to talk about the entertaining yet very problematic Hell Comes to Frogtown starring one of my personal favorite wrestlers, Rowdy Roddy Piper! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
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Wrestlemoviea - Hell Comes to Frogtown (with Jerry Stephanitsis)
Podcast Episode · Gamefully Unemployed · September 15 · 1h 11m
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love how my power bill is almost $200, but at least data centers are making people who aren’t me a lot of money selling snake oil.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I literally brush the equivalent of a 1970s shag carpet out of this turdly madam every day, yet every time I pet her, 500 MILLION hairs fly everywhere. She’s like Pigpen only with cat hair instead of dirt
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Those guys have never enjoyed anything in their goddamn lives.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Genuine belly laugh in public when I saw this
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
These influencers couldn’t possibly like him for his policies!
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Donald Glover Reacts with 'Good'
ALT: Donald Glover Reacts with 'Good'
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
what a time to be alive (derogatory)
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mad that Chick Bongo can’t be my gamer tag now
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We still here.
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Screamplay - The Séance of Blake Manor
Podcast Episode · Gamefully Unemployed · August 20 · 1h 3m
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One of the worst things about getting older is my stomach’s tolerance for spicy food. I LOVE spicy food (Indian, Thai, etc). Nowadays I have to take like 14 Prilosec before eating it and I’m still paying for it the next day. I want a refund
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’ll say it again. People who listen to music or watch videos on their phone without headphones in public suuuuuuuuck. Same for people that talk on speakerphone in public. Can anyone explain that logic to me. Is it just that they don’t give a fuck and want everyone to know?
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My stepdad served on this boat. This is disrespectful, disgusting, and unforgivable. This is a weekend warrior and Fox News pile of trash cosplaying as a commander.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Such an overrated hack
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“Bluesky is a political echo chamber,” says conservatives that turned Twitter into a political echo chamber
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Sadie Sink reveal made me say very loudly “aw fuck” and not in the way Marvel probably hoped. That’s nothing against Sadie Sink, an actor I really like, or her performance. Nothing to do with her, just the character and the way she was ultimately used.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
These are dope
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Spider-Man was disappointing. Just really disappointing.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fuck - and I can’t stress this enough - YES!
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Warhammer 40,000: Mike Flanagan joins Henry Cavill Amazon project
The director is due to work on scripts based on the popular tabletop hobby, Games Workshop says.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@nerdnumbers.com
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Everyday I just get more and more tired.
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Rich May @richdmay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is basically the 'Your powers combined' Captain Planet moment for Games Workshop History.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Is this GOTCHA JOURNALISM!?
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I always think he’s in way more of the movie than he actually is. That’s a testament to his performance.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You asked. I told. I’m a truth teller, Dre.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Once you accept it’s a live action cartoon, it’s perfect. Didn’t like the guy in his forties having romantic arc with a 19 year old character though.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The video games go on sale all the time. There are also some third party figures if you want to get into painting. They do tutorials at Warhammer stores for painting on off days (Weds-Fri) in most stores. You can probably do weekends too, but the staff might be busy.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You were an excellent guest
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There is a cheap way to get into it. The lore. Read the books. There’s also a ton of video games. Battle Sector is basically just the tabletop, but you can only play the Blood Raven chapter of Space Marines. I *think it’s a chapter created for the games. Space Marine 2 is co-op but VERY violent
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
They’re not even Nazis. They’re caricatures of nazis. They’re so fucking DUMB
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I had never watched an episode of Community until my friends made me watch an episode last week. I’ve binged the entire season.
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We’re not Lisle, Illinois. We’re BLAZE, Illinois!
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I always feel like our guest episodes make the best ones (Screamplay included). @nerdnumbers.com does that job. Also, my grossest transition ever! Enjoy!
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John Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Glorified door-shakers
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Dominiq Mayfield: There It Is
ALT: Dominiq Mayfield: There It Is
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