Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 6hwore a sleeveless tee to show off my fit arms and ended up staining it with oreo ice cream bar drips 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 01/10/2026Chad Tracy displaying Grady Little level postseason management skills 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 01/10/2026It is revealed that the Russo MCU movies have always been a part of the You, Me & Dupree extended universe. 010
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 30/09/2026recent-Yankees-manager Joe Girardi calling Sox/Yankees game? that’s giving Bret Boone-(brother of Aaron Boone, who was playing for the Yankees)-calling-the-2003 Sox/Yankees series vibes. not that I’m still mad about it. 101
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 28/09/2026PRIMETIME is technically Billy Bob Thornton’s best movie in years. 010
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 26/09/2026despite being an Elder, I’ve remained within the threshold for staying humble 0120
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 22/09/2026Trump cratering in polls because Americans can't get drunk on cheese crackers 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 22/09/2026I'm always changing the location of my set so my wife won't try to dispose of it 040
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 22/09/2026They're called "Steve Martin" and "Kathleen Turner"med.stanford.eduHuman brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research findsStanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more. 061
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 21/09/2026covered all the Breaks (-ing Bad, Un-able Kimmy Schmidt, and Prison). 010
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 18/09/2026Hollywood Reporter breaks the news that Lizzie Borden (b. 1860) is apparently still alive 011
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 17/09/2026Hydrox cookies getting so much social media play today because of that lady who pooped herself at some thing spelled similarly to Hydrox. Oreo could never. 000
Reposted by Johnny Killoranhenrietta from the hit 2006 track "henrietta" by the fratellis @tedlassoofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ed sheeran wishes he were irish so badly but he is unfortunately, the most english fucker to ever live 847540
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 15/09/2026yes, new york times, he’s a real “fighter,” a man of courage and integrity 020
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 15/09/2026I think I’m a new fan of David Boreanaz, who appeared to stay on his feet for the entirety of Michael J. Fox’s speech. 010
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 14/09/2026Thanks, Steve (for thinking I give a shit about the Clippers’ corporate pablum because I bought tickets to watch the Celtics play them). 010
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 11/09/2026Giuliani’s wandering around, asking where his cake is because he thinks it’s his fucking birthday 011
Reposted by Johnny KilloranMicah @rincewind.run · 11/09/2026"oh but it worked out for bin laden's goals" he wanted the united states to stop supporting israel and the saudi royals and get the hell out of the middle east and, well, open your favorite news site also we killed him and told everyone about his porn collection, every man's nightmare 1591760
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 11/09/2026I don’t call it a sore throat I call it lozengemaxxing 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 10/09/2026interesting phrase for an elementary school to use in an email 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 09/09/2026at the DMV because two weeks ago a bouncer at the Comedy Store was insistent that I needed a better driver’s license photo & I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. customer service does make a difference! 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 04/09/2026I've affected change with a Bluesky post! One might call me a Most Influential Bluesky Poster. 1160
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 04/09/2026(the annoying news is you have to keep removing yourself if people keep voting for you. not annoying to ME, btw, I crave the accolades) 2100
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 04/09/2026pushing hard inside the household to drum up votes for my campaign. but my wife's all "I have a job." 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 30/08/2026whatever state you work for, your loyalty must of course remain with Mississippi 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 28/08/2026reading this Ice Cube quote in Brian Raftery’s ‘Best. Movie. Year. Ever.” and wondering if Cube thought about while making the Amazon Prime War of the Worlds 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 28/08/2026I had no idea the far-right chud currently in ICE detention because of infighting among racists was not American. ("the more you know" gif and what have you) 010
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 27/08/2026there are countries where war criminals die *in prison*? must be nice. 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 26/08/2026I’d be lying if I said CLUE wasn’t my fave Curry performance, but this is an all-timer line delivery (cut short here to maintain the suspense) 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 26/08/202640% of my communication with my wife has become me informing her of heartbreaking celebrity deaths 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 25/08/2026Didn’t appreciate Dolly Parton until I was an adult, because she was an artist for grownups. 010
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 21/08/2026the Social Media random Capitalizer has been Revealed 010
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 20/08/2026Sound Engineer on “You Don’t Mess Around with Jim”: hey is this just you bragging about yourself Jim Croce: haha what no. sometimes I call him Slim SE: yeah but other times, and also the title— JC (noodling guitar): can’t hear you 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 19/08/2026hey it stole my entire playbook from Super Tecmo Bowl 030
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 16/08/2026you guys have an award specifically for white bench players? 011
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 16/08/2026new level of sports-watching-related existential depression unlocked: i’m older than several baseball *managers* 000
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