Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 26/09/2026despite being an Elder, I’ve remained within the threshold for staying humble 0120
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 22/09/2026Trump cratering in polls because Americans can't get drunk on cheese crackers 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 21/09/2026covered all the Breaks (-ing Bad, Un-able Kimmy Schmidt, and Prison). 010
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 18/09/2026Hollywood Reporter breaks the news that Lizzie Borden (b. 1860) is apparently still alive 011
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 15/09/2026yes, new york times, he’s a real “fighter,” a man of courage and integrity 020
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 14/09/2026Thanks, Steve (for thinking I give a shit about the Clippers’ corporate pablum because I bought tickets to watch the Celtics play them). 010
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 10/09/2026interesting phrase for an elementary school to use in an email 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 28/08/2026reading this Ice Cube quote in Brian Raftery’s ‘Best. Movie. Year. Ever.” and wondering if Cube thought about while making the Amazon Prime War of the Worlds 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 27/08/2026there are countries where war criminals die *in prison*? must be nice. 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 26/08/2026I’d be lying if I said CLUE wasn’t my fave Curry performance, but this is an all-timer line delivery (cut short here to maintain the suspense) 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 14/08/2026love that YouTube thumbnails are now just those pond-scum-level clickbait-for-imbeciles headlines you'd see in ads for Zorgnet or whatever 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 11/08/2026here I’ve been, supporting small business by buying from Thrfitbooks, and they repay me with this marketing insert that presumes I’m close to death (and looking to save save save on entombment) 120
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 05/08/2026I definitely am. (L - p. 138; R - 18 pages later. Jeez louise.) 120
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 04/08/2026wanted to celebrate “Today [being] August 4, 2026” by reading “There Will Come Soft Rains” but I can’t find my copy of Martian Chronicles so I ordered a newer paperback sight unseen and DANGIT 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 04/08/2026one of these things is not like the others—but it is, by sheer coincidence, a Paramount Picture. 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 31/07/2026happpy to see that @arrowvideo.bsky.social is releasing Peter Jackson’s best film in a limited edition 4K. (obviously I’m not talking about LOTR because none of those three films stars Michael J. Fox.) 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 29/07/2026because A.I. ruined the internet, now it has to destroy books 020
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 28/07/2026oh man somebody get this over to twitter, they’ll eat up this hard evidence of how cheaply you can purchase politicians in liberal hellhole California 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 28/07/2026when you forget the “or sorry that happened” half of the “i ain’t reading all that” meme 000
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 24/07/2026discovered many years too late that we can remove the entire back seat of car. Found Nemo, but looks like not in time. 100
Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.com · 15/07/2026pretty vague, but if you’ve got 99 dollars and an hour let me know what happens 000
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