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johnnyheller

@johnnyheller.bsky.social
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Golden Voice Audiobook Narrator with over 1000 titles recorded. Humorist, Author, Actor - all around swell guy with a large number of annoying quirks.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 22/01/2026
ICE agents in Minnesota detained at least four children from the same school district, including a 5-year-old, deepening skepticism about the Trump administration’s claims of targeting violent criminals. wapo.st/4sQVmpA
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Nazis.
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Blue Axeman @blueaxeman.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Blue Axeman @blueaxeman.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Some talented patriotic voice actors joined me in giving voice to one of my posts which I titled RISE UP. Please watch, share, and care. youtu.be/HJRZj25leU8
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Rise Up
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
IMPEACH TRUMP
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/01/2026
WELKER: Has the president crossed the line of impeachment? CHRIS MURPHY: I have common sense. I know this president has committed 10 times more impeachable offenses in his second term as he did in his first. He's stealing from the American people.
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Blue Axeman @blueaxeman.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Watching the Trumpians flat out lie about ICE murdering a woman in Minneapolis is, sadly, not a shock. This reaction is what all totalitarians do. What a boatload of hog splooge. Believe your eyes & call out the lies
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Gosh. You’re “deeply troubled”?? Enough! Stand up & fight this crap!!!
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Then do something! Stop votes. Prevent any GOP measures & impeach/arrest this regime. You guys just talk about action without acting
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The Desert Veteran @jkz12769.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Please share.. ICE THUGS shot & killed a woman in Minneapolis. Then attack citizens point blank with teargas grenades, pepper ball guns & chemical spray in the faces. Of course, Greg Bovino was in the mix. He needs to be brought up for murder charges.🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 youtu.be/LnfiWmX_mTE?...
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🚨BREAKING: ICE SHOOTS AND KILL WOMAN in Minneapolis
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Trump sends ICE Nazis to murder & harass Americans. He slaps his name everywhere. He denies facts & lies with every word. He thinks other countries are his for the taking. He’s a sexual predator, a traitor, a felon & a danger to all. Impeach, arrest, convict, jail. Do it now.
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Blatantly invading a country for its oil doesn't mean you aren't featured in the Epstein files. One crime doesn't hide the other.
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If that’s true, I’ll be watching the Marx Brothers all year!
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
It would be hard to sleep with the helmet
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
🤣🤣
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 19/11/2025
This has got a good beat to it.
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
DOJ under Bondi steps heavily into hypocrisy and joins a lawsuit against California’s new map - giving more seats to Democrats — which was only voted on to offset the same nonsense in Texas & other red states. Apparently, it’s only a DOJ issue when it’s done to benefit Democrats.
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
We extoll the Dem Sweep in Tuesday's elections & then use the momentum to cave in on the GOP shutdown with no actual deal??? Pathetic.
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
IMPEACH
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Trump is, simply, an unhinged unrepentant serial sexual abuser, serial traitor, and raging Nazi. The Epstein files don’t/won’t change a thing. The man is running roughshod over the Constitution and his supporters are guilty of many infractions, not the least of which is a paucity of honor & morals.
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jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social @jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Don't mince those words!!!
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Lots of you identify as conservative Christians & that’s fine. But then you add Trump supporter or post proTrump posts & that means you aren’t conservative or Christian because Trump is neither. He’s an authoritarian self serving serial sexual predator & a pathological liar. Pick a lane.
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel. Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣 This is a must-watch. 🔥
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max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for. But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Did anyone see my apology note from the MAGA dipbladders apologizing for insisting Kirk’s murderer was a radical leftist? It’s probably next to their pile of letters asking for justice for the murder of the Hortmans.
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
How do you manage to walk - weighed down by all the horse shit you spew?
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I trust you use knee pads while bowing to Trump? You used to be a place for journalism - now? Toadyism. Shame on you.
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Keep fighting!!!!
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
If you support the Constitution of the US, support free speech and the intrinsic value of all human beings, you cannot also support MAGA/Trumpism. It’s like breaching the space-time continuum- you might even implode— which is a wonderful party trick but it only works once. Follow me for more tips!
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Loved it!!!
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
You just have to remember to delete the “Muahahaha…”!
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I was a little disappointed when I heard the President was Up on the Roof — I expected the next update would be that he was Under the Boardwalk
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Endless grift with a side of cruelty @jojofromjerz.bsky.social
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Truth Lioness @truthlioness.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
If the MAGA politicians really want pedophiles to face justice, then why did they vote not to have the Epstein files released? And why do they follow Donald Trump, a pedophile and a featured name in the Epstein files?
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Sen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov · 14/07/2025
Firing everyone who could tell you what you're doing is unethical or illegal does not make what you're doing ethical or legal.
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
There’s little more Tom Homan can do to win the 2025 “BE LIKE HEINRICH HIMMLER” contest. I think he’s the odds on favorite. Wonder if his family is proud of their lil Nazi🤔
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I don’t mean to sound superficial but watching Bondi or Noem speak is what one would expect if mannequins from cheap clothing stores suddenly came to life. They both look plastic & sound like mindless dipnozzles. It’s frightening only because the depths of their stupidity is fathomless.
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I await your summons, my liege.
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Is it scary? I don’t do scary!!!
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
All this excitement because two horrible narcissistic jobbercocks are feuding over which is the worst human. Fellas, you both suck. If you were in a bus that went off a cliff, the national response would be a parade & pancakes.
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Don’t think we needed a travel ban. Just having Trump & his Nazi thugs in office pretty much serves as a travel deterrent for most people. Instead of a vacation in the US, many families are picking the Gaza Strip, Kabul, & The Johnston Atoll instead.
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
If Trump is right- and that would be a first - Joe Biden’s clones are still much better presidents thanTrump. By a huge margin…some people say they’ve never seen such a huge margin,
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
look, I may not agree with everything our president says, but I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
How many felony charges/scandals do I need on my resume to get an important gig in Trump’s administration? Do I need to have been sentenced to X many years? Do I need a long string of offenses or is one big one enough? Asking for a friend.
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johnnyheller @johnnyheller.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Pope Leo’s first act should be outlawing ketchup on hot dogs!
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