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Johnny B. Hazard

@johnnybhazard.bsky.social
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Tattoo Artist at Ritual Residue, Indianapolis, IN, USA

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DeFlock @deflock.org · 6h
The collection creates the record. The retention preserves it. The search makes use of it. Debating who can click “Search” while ignoring the collection misses the bigger privacy question. Our Daily Lives shouldn't be Searchable! Come join us! deflock.org noalprs.com #Flock #DeFlock #Axon
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 6h
Fucked around and got that sciatica
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Andy Samberg: Where Do You Get Off?
ALT: Andy Samberg: Where Do You Get Off?
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Artists when the existential threat of generative ai dawns on another profession
Ballad of Buster Scruggs meme of a guy in a noose about to be hanged asking "First time?" with a smirk
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Can I offer you a zesty ranch triangle in these trying times?
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I got dat wet bulb
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Breakfast for Dinner
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
First tattoo on my buddy Troy in progress
Color tattoo near completion of an antique clock that reads “NOW” with green leaves growing from behind the clock face.
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Man, it’s a hot one.
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Man, it’s a hot one…
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Indianapolis! Exercise your First Amendment rights on July 4th at 1 pm, Monument Circle!
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Today’s tattoo
A murderous pink lamb tattoo
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Had my leg worked on yesterday. One wing of an owl ✅
Tattoo of an owl wing freshly colored
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Today’s tattoo. The mums from Disney’s Alice in Wonderland.
Tattoo of the mums from Disney’s Alice in Wonderland.
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Yesterday’s effort at film emulation. This would be an approximation of Kodak Portra 400.
One good doggo for sure. She sits majestically at the edge of a fence line.
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Today, I’ve been learning about different photographic films and how to emulate them digitally 🤓
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Did the Street Sharks live in the city? The city of Chompton?
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Gaddammit. We *all know* there’s a perfectly good Fake Stan Lee just waiting in the wings ready to be called into service. It ain’t that hard, dawg! No need to bring AI into this!
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Lady Talia @djtalia.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...
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Google Chrome silently installs a 4 GB AI model on your device without consent. At a billion-device scale the climate costs are insane. — That Privacy Guy!
Google Chrome is downloading a 4 GB Gemini Nano model onto users' machines without consent, with no opt-in, no opt-out short of enterprise tooling, and an automatic re-download every time the user del...
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Fresh blue bird next to a healed cardinal. One more session needed to wrap up the background elements. #tattoo #tattooartist #naturetattoo #putabirdonit
Fresh arm tattoo of a blue bird next to a a healed cardinal
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Picnic.
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
🎶It's a long way to Tipperary To the sweetest gal I know! 🎶
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Boy, the floors look great…
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I quote this movie on a weekly basis. Every time my Bluetooth speaker talks to me, I respond, “Good morning, Voice.” I will now go curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days. 😜
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I had to give my younger self pep talks on a weekly basis for years to get over old patterns and trauma. Still do some days. Society has changed at an incredible pace in our lifetime. It’s ok to give your mammal brain some time and space 🤗
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 15/04/2026
The Simpsons quote I get the most real world use out of, in honor of tax day
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Tressina Bowling @tressabowling.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The new Printed in Blood book is here! Mars Attacks Art Book is delightfully wild. I was so happy to be a part of this book.
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
My painting SOUTHERN UTAH
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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a man is dancing in a jungle in front of a galaxy
ALT: a man is dancing in a jungle in front of a galaxy
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
*X Gon Give It To Ya plays softly in the background*
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a cartoon of a woman lifting a barbell in front of a mirror in a gym .
ALT: a cartoon of a woman lifting a barbell in front of a mirror in a gym .
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
These temperature swings are egregious!
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
lol
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Kevin McShane (Verified) @kevinmcshane.org · 01/03/2026
1. Kevin slouches on his couch, bags under his eyes, playing his Switch. Next to him, an empty bag of Doritos and a few empty beer bottles. His bird, perched above him, leans in. "Umm… are you okay?" the bird asks. Kevin replies, "I read that playing Tetris helps distract your brain from anxious thoughts."
2. His bird looks concerned. "You've been playing for the last nine hours straight," he says. Kevin looks up briefly. "Have you seen the news lately?" he asks his bird.
3. His bird looks off into the distance, thinking, as Kevin goes back to his game.
4. Kevin continues playing, his bird nestled under his arm. The bird lays its head on Kevin's chest, watching him play.
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I can’t fight this feeling anymore
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
watching politicians enter the gallery and mingle and my mind can barely process seeing so many unpunched punchable faces in one place
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Brendan Gutenschwager @bgonthescene.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Armed anti-ICE protesters marching in Indianapolis this afternoon
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
For those in the Indianapolis area, this Saturday, February 14th, come out and show your love for your community. Let’s build a community that can resist fascism 💪🏳️‍🌈
A peaceful, nonviolent, armed and unarmed demonstration, University Park, Saturday February 14, 2-5pm.
Let’s build a community that can resist fascism.
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I like to watch the Olympic ice dancing routines and with a fierce lisp proclaim, “ I just wanna dance, you fuckers.”
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
There’s no such thing as the “last straw”. The BLM movement teaches us that there will never be an execution so unjust that it converts supporters of state violence into abolitionists.
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The Jack of Kingfield @thejackofkingfield.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Mood in minneapolis right now
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Casey @coffin-carver.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
“Mourning Autumn” 🍂 Ink and watercolor . . . #tattoo #tattooflash #tattooartist #artist #watercolor #painting #gay #queer #gayart #queerart
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
👀
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I’m on that “Daddy’s gonna kill Ralphie” shit
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
White chocolate should be outlawed.
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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a fat man wearing sunglasses and a hawaiian shirt is looking through his sunglasses .
ALT: a fat man wearing sunglasses and a hawaiian shirt is looking through his sunglasses .
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Are you living the dream or are you dreaming the liver?
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Brian Hughes @bmhughes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
That sounds bonkers 😳
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Kevin McShane (Verified) @kevinmcshane.org · 09/11/2025
Each year, my wife @danioliver.bsky.social runs a online fundraiser for @nplusonemag.com called Bookmatch. A donation of any amount (even $1) gets you a hilarious quiz that leads to a excellent, human-curated list of custom book recommendations. Take it now at bookmatchquiz.com
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Johnny B. Hazard @johnnybhazard.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Whoa, totally missed it. Looks like should check it out 👍
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