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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 5h

Aw this is so great! I love the colours and the shine.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 5h

His profile says he is into young smooth clean-shaven skinny guys so why did he feel the need to message me

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Listen you roll the dice every time you have a four cheese pizza in your forties and that's all I'll say on the matter

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I guess someone on scruff saw me browsing hemorrhoid meds at the superstore and messaged me "hey you got hemorrhoids? Jesus hope you're okay" and of course they have a blank profile with no pic

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

But these ones were on the hidden fifth arc! So they'd be pulse creations.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If any Vancouver moots want a free queen sized platform bed frame, please let me know. It's big boi certified sturdy.

A platform bed with no mattress in a bedroom

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Even if it's just going for positive fun, seems like a wild time to do that too

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

yeah it seems shitty for foreigners to do it

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I just don't feel like going to the US right now is a "zany fun haha" kind of thing

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One of my least favourite kinds of videos are British \ Irish \ euro people going to the US and showing how wacky it is (eg mostly making fun of rural people) and it has been for decades but it just seems baffling to see a likeable youtuber do it now, at this point in history

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My favorutir are the various gland and the bombs that start out as d20s

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I love that the beefy behemoths in Final Fantasy 13 wear jorts

A screenshot of a behemoth in combat in Final Fantasy 13 wearing Jorts being attacked by lightning

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's a good thing he's a precious boy

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Boy does not like President's Choice Nutrition First Grain-Free kibble. And I saw him eat a bug today.

A dark blue (almost purple) 2 kg bag of President's Choice Nutrition First grain-free cat food.

Uneaten kibble next to a blue and grey mouse feeder on the floor

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Back in 2006 as a very, very cool dude I would load up my Japanese market pink PSP with retronauts episodes and walk around Stanley Park a few times a week

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😫Ⓐⓘⓢⓗⓐ, ⓕⓐⓘⓡⓨ ⓞⓕ ⓜⓞⓐⓝⓘⓝⓖ😩 @lanajhonpual.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

He’s both a strongman and a wrestler! Smash me sooo good 😫

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Was watching V/H/S Halloween with a buddy and surprise @eddymackenzie.bsky.social sighting!

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

These look salvageable, though? Or is this already super pushed?

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The one weak point is the visions of other FF characters, which is an integral system. They basically function like espers. If they had crazy pixel art super attacks I wouldn't mind, but most of them have pre-rendered videos instead which... bleh. But otherwise it's a neat HD-2D game.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maybe because I had zero expectations of this being good, I was surprised by how good the Final Fantasy Resonance demo was. I actually do want to play the full game.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was trying to figure out what was up with these uncanny trivalgo commercials where the voice and the lip sync don't match, mouth movements look weird, and they seem at a funky frame rate and they're using LLMs to localize the commercial for each market using the original footage as a source

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Sgt M @sgtm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We lost our way when we stopped porting Chuck Rock to 27 different consoles.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

It's 925, does that make it Dolly Parton Day?

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Are you ready to dive back into the warm waters of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City? Don't. Tommy can't swim. But! This is that video I've been working on for the past four months. There's celebrity gossip! Xbox, PC, PS2 and Definitive Edition comparisons! Doo-wop era Billy Joel! youtu.be/y9bMknZwgxw?...

youtu.be

Grand Theft Auto Vice City Retrospective: A 2026 Look At 2002's 1986 | Koobert Opens Worlds #009

YouTube video by Bears in Games: Neo

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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image

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solavattam @honorabledoofus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

People should buy these shirts before the Rangers owner finds out what this means

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Aw, this is fantastic! I love the shine.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Now That's What I Call Meal Prep, Vol 2

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I made a meat loaf and it was quite good

An uncooked meat loaf in a pyrex dish on a stove top, it's covered in glaze

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I learned all sorts of new words watching my dad work his way through this

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

And the F-150 Lightning EV is gonna be a high resale value classic in 10-20 years just like the Element was because it's super useful

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's The Order: 1886 all over again. Or if you like cars, the new Honda Prelude. "This brilliant, quick sports car was a hybrid and got 50 MPG and no one bought it!" the cyber-youtube videos in 20 years will say

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I assume Bill Gates bought all the copies

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

of course, he's too hardcore to use a pad

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026