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Brent Cohen

@brentcohen.bsky.social
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Philly sports, finance, law, policy. Nick Foles' first believer. Penn Law/Wharton JD/MBA. Used to blog at eaglesrewind.com

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Bo Wulf @bowulf.bsky.social · 14h
So ends (for now) one of the most self-evidently ridiculous episodes of roster mismanagement I can remember. They don’t always know better.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We used to be a proper country
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social www.inquirer.com/crime/northe...
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Ground beef worth $40,000 stolen from tractor-trailer in Northeast Philly
While the driver was asleep, three men made off with four pallets of ground beef shortly before 3:45 a.m. Tuesday.
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Deniz Selman @denizselman33.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#Eagles Offense Lane Johnson On/Off Splits, since Lane was drafted in 2013.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to decide if Lane Johnson is the greatest Eagle ever. He has a pretty good argument.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok, but I'd also like a deep dive into his most important and prescient character: Tony Perkis Jr.
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Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) @peeweebigadventure.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fun. (Not the band, that'd be absurd.)
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And they can't ever take that away us. LFG
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#phillies
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Not Like This
ALT: Not Like This
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is stunning that trotting out the same exact team each year hasn’t produced different results. Someday someone will figure out why.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The perfect playoff Phillies play. The other team just always seems one order of thought ahead.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely no reason for him to still be on this team.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can Jalen fire Sirianni?
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love to ruin every drive by asking my WRs to block
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is so funny that Brady did not come out of this foursome with the win. #FolesForever
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absurd penalty. The defender is not obligated to get out of the WRs way if the guy runs at him.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fortunately, Michkov season starts Wednesday.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bohm not wearing that inside FB to load the bases with 0 outs says everything about this team.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Go Birds Asshole
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someday, many critics will be embarrassed that they ever thought White Lotus was a good TV show, let alone one of the best.
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
- Honestly my dear grandchildren, you’ll never believe how low rates were in the 2010s. - at least you built a load of infrastructure when borrowing costs were so low grandad? Right? Right?
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Fran Duffy @fduffy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Another good rep from Hurts on a money down 3rd-and-5 #Titans make a tough ask on the mugged LB to man up on Saquon from opposite side of formation Hurts throws the wheel in mesh quickly; LB never stood a chance #Eagles
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
6 absolutely won that game for them. Big play after big play, all catches others wouldn’t make. Legend in progression
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sirianni feels like a joke being played on the entire football world
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The war is over. We lost. This is what that looks like.
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Doctor Strange We Are In The Endgame Now
ALT: Doctor Strange We Are In The Endgame Now
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why are you all twisting my lovely Russian bribe into something ugly?! No conspiracy. No mystery! They give us money and we take it! Get a new slant.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🦅 Go Birdle No. 1 — 5/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 gobirdle.com
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Go Birdle — the daily Philadelphia Eagles puzzle
Name the mystery Philadelphia Eagle in six guesses. A new Eagle from any era drops every day at midnight Eastern.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If anyone is interested in this stuff, I've got a competing product on offer. Just venmo me your investment and I'll give either, 20, 30, or 40% of it right back. Why wait an hour to lose when you can do it in seconds! www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Wall Street’s Leveraged ETF Push Gets New Twist With Hourly Bets
A corner of the ETF market drawing regulatory scrutiny is pushing for still shorter-term speculation.
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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have a story in the new issue of New Delta Review, a story about a man who has invented a futuristic toilet, which was prompted by a dream in which a friend kept bragging about how he'd invented "the toilet of the future." I think it's pretty good. ndrmag.org/waste
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Waste
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Kim Lyons @kimly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
brutal www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
One morning in June, three paralyzed military veterans in wheelchairs from rural Pennsylvania arrived at the office of Sen. John Fetterman for a long-awaited meeting to discuss legislation that would improve their care.
Fetterman's staff greeted them with bad news:
The Pennsylvania Democrat had to cancel. He'd told his staff he may have eaten something bad and wasn't feeling well, according to people familiar with the matter.
Less than an hour after his staffers met with the veterans in his place, Fetterman walked into his office, showing no signs of illness. He had an appointment he didn't want to miss, he told staff: an interview on Fox News to discuss Israel and the war in Iran.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
WTF! By far the best museum to take my kids to. This is a disaster.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's self-esteem. Especially amongst the billionaires. They win the game, but get there and realize they still feel like dweebs and people don't worship them like they expected. And it's always fantasy-camp-level stuff. Wanna be a real badass? Donate ur fortune and go make another one.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There is just a completely debilitating self-esteem crisis occurring. And its causing the extremely wealthy to take everyone else down with them.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The correct answer as well, or damn close anyway. Does this franchise even exist for anyone under the age of 30? I wouldn't even wager on them having heard of it, let alone seen any.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
is it possible to watch this and not feel joy
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Space!!!
YouTube video by mathatton
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pour one out for a great one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7...
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Muppet Treasure Island - Professional Pirate
YouTube video by Tbrands88
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She's on my very shortlist of Greatest Americans. Just extraordinary and unimpeachable in every way.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 25/08/2026
it's possible to live a life where everyone grieves its end
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Goodreads should allow half stars.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Kyoshi: Run Away! (Monty Python)
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Increase supply -> lower price. Shocking, I know. But a lot of folks really just do not want to admit it.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 09/08/2026
feels like around six months from now they could make a nice chunk of change by rereleasing tenet in theaters

Universal's The Odyssey saw a fourth global weekend of $110.7M with $79.2M from overseas
($643.6M running foreign cume) and $31.5M
domestic ($461.1M). As we told you at $1.1 billion, it's the second biggest R-rated movie ever behind Deadpool & Wolverine's $1.33B.
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Very literally a coalition of losers
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No odds posted for VJ Edgcombe as 6th man of the year. But at some point everyone is going to realize that's where we're headed.
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