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Geordie John in Bristol

@johnnieaka2002.bsky.social
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Geordie exile in Bristol. Sausagenius. Tree planter extraordinaire. Love swimming, surfing, hiking and NUFC. Much better here than Elon’s pit of hate.

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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In the post this one. I strongly fancied us to take a hiding off Leeds but didn’t expect us to be this meek and disorganised. Hull must be rubbing their hands. Time for Jaissle to show us what he’s got #NUFC
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Great to see the Arsenal fans here booing Martinez every time he touches the ball for having the absolute insolence to head butt Gabriel’s toe!
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Tony Gowland @tonygowland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Viz top tip reading: “Tech enthusiasts. Save money on expensive Meta Glasses by buying a pair of normal glasses and then adding your name to the Sex Offenders Register.”
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Had to listen to that one on the radio. Was the ref as bad as he sounded? Sounded like MFP was a handful when he came in. #HWTFL #NUFC
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Longshot here, but my old man is wanting to go up for the Bournemouth match on the 5th. We have one ticket sorted but need another so that we can go together ideally. Does anyone know of any spares going? Would mean the world if anyone can help point me in the right direction.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Animaris Rex is an 18-metre-long walking 'beach animal' propelled by the wind, created by Theo Jansen as a fusion of art and engineering. Original post
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Jack Starbar
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Taylor Payne @taylorpayne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If there's ever an asteroid heading towards earth threatening to wipe out the human race I think we just send Dan Burn out to head the thing back past Jupiter...#NUFC
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Joelinton was full beast mode tonight as well mind. You could see the Man U players shrink away when he was near. Same team for Saturday 4-3-3 - it’s what we’re drilled for. Have to be Willock in for Ramsey after that pathetically second yellow. HWTFL 🖤🤍🖤🤍
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Beautiful
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
That is a fucking brilliant result. Beat Villa and the officials. Great noise from the 6500 mags too. What a day 🖤🤍🖤🤍
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Is @toonpolls.co.uk going to do an Eddie in or out job? I reckon 90% plus of us still massively want him to continue…
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
4-2-3-1 Pope Hall Botman Thiaw Trippier Tonali Ramsey Barnes Woltemade Murphy Wissa Please?
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Lewis Fuckin’ Miley everyone…. Look at these stats… out of his natural position. He’s going to get a call up for the World Cup at this rate! #NUFC #StanleysFinest
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Great three points. For the record I’m massively Eddie Howe IN. That doesn’t make me a ‘happy clapper’ any more than you being an Eddie Howe out makes you a ‘spoilt bastard’ but. But. We’ve won. Yes, we probably played worse than when we lost to Man U on Boxing Day but a sense of perspective please.
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I’ve got 2 spares for Leverkusen tonight. Sorry it’s short notice but DM me if interested… #NUFC #NUFCTickets #NUFCFans
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Hook Bruno and Gordon at half time. They look totally disinterested #NUFC
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
l’Eurostar. Allez les noirs et blancs!!!
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Where’s everyone meeting up in Brussels then Mags? #NUFC #NUFCFans
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Extremely proud of the boys tonight. Toe to toe with one of the best in the world. We’re ganna win this ye knaa!!! #NUFC #NEWBAR #NUFCFANS
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Stamp duty aside, she simply didn’t go to the right school. Oiks should know their place. Wait til the headlines from the , Torygraph, Daily Hate and Distress tomorrow. They’ll be positively dripping with hypocrisy #Rayner
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Anybody ever used Seatsnet / Neo tickets for football Tickets. Just bought 2 champions league tickets through them but worried it all might be a bit snide #NUFC #NUFCFans
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Can’t wait for the Nick Woltemade breakdown from @editkev.football
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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
AFTER 12 LONG WEEKS, #NUFC ARE FINALLY BACK. IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY 🐓
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I’m Ravioli Allegro That is so cool!
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Alexander Isak is staying
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Tino Livramento is now Tino #1 #NUFC
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Proud!
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Oh…. Quelle surprise. Elon’s just gone cruise missile. What is nuclear going to look like?
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Player of the season: Tonali Young player of the season: Tino Goal of the season: Burn final Underrated player: Murphy Most improved player: Hall Manager rating: 10/10 #NUFC #NUFCfans
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
PSG knocking out all the English teams in preparation for the return of their final boss, Newcastle United, next season
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Too many not at their best today. Isak’s movement was poor, Joelinton gave the ball away too cheaply, Murphy kept running into dead ends and Bruno needs to grow up and was lucky to stay on the pitch. Ref was shit but the better team won. Bring Ipswich. #NUFC #ASTNEW
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
We are just class!!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍 #NUFC
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Not a golf fan at all but loved that last bit of the Masters. Two great players getting through to a play off and really pleased for McIlroy who always comes across as a solid dude, (as does Rose to be fair…)
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
1. King Charles 2. Jackie Milburn 3. John Motson 4. Kim Deal 5. Jamie Redknapp
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Sandro completely meant that by the way #NUFC #eeieeieeioh
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
NUFC NUFC NUFC Bristol City NUFC
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
He eat his spaghetti he loves you Moretti and he hates-a fucking Sunderland…. G’wan Bruno lad! 😂😂😂
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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
A FUCKIN LOVE TYNESIDE ME #NUFC
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Steph Noh @stephnoh.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
#TeamDwightGayle #FatFraud #HowsTheBacon
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Jesus…. I’m 80% lager 10% red wine and 10% blood. My resting pulse rate is 120BPM #NUFC is gonna kill me…..
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Sneaky suspicion that wor youngest didn’t quite ‘get it’ until he burst into tears when BDB scored that header tonight saying it was the ‘best moment of his life’. You’ll do bonny lad, (wor kid and big Dan), GTFI HWTFL! #NUFC #NUFCFans #carabaoCup
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Ben Grisdale @bengrisdale.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
😂😂😂 @editkev.football
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
No bad showing today. Fucking awesome right across the park. You utter, beautiful, black and white maestros. Lots of tears in my house. Hope you lucky Wembley bastards had the best day. You did. You lucky bastards. Life is great. Howay the fucking lads 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
@tfmick1892.bsky.social wonderful writing in the Special today. My eyes were a bit damp. You were what we were missing in 23, (I hope). Hope the ticker’s ok as BDB steers in the winning header on the 90th minute.
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Lovely, lovely, lovely extra time. Don’t care about the result just that they’re getting more and more knackered…
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
A few Liverpool players’ heads going here as they’re not getting the same protection and biased decisions they get in the Premier League.
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Hahaha. Liverpool that’s ridiculous. How lucky are the scousers man?
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