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Geordie John in Bristol

@johnnieaka2002.bsky.social
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Geordie exile in Bristol. Sausagenius. Tree planter extraordinaire. Love swimming, surfing, hiking and NUFC. Much better here than Elon’s pit of hate.

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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Can we get Pete Hegseth and Bob Jenrick in the same room to see which of these absolute alpha males is the most goddamn manly?
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is that Viradi?
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Absolute nonsense. Bet you £1000 ‘Addy’ has never set foot in Old Trafford
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Superb article.
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Take a bow Sara. That made me snort tea or my nostrils…
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kim’s the best. Met her outside the Mayfair c. 1990 after a bonkers Pixies gig. Very cool cat as well as massively talented. She nicked a benson & hedges off me…
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In the post this one. I strongly fancied us to take a hiding off Leeds but didn’t expect us to be this meek and disorganised. Hull must be rubbing their hands. Time for Jaissle to show us what he’s got #NUFC
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Great to see the Arsenal fans here booing Martinez every time he touches the ball for having the absolute insolence to head butt Gabriel’s toe!
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Tony Gowland @tonygowland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Viz top tip reading: “Tech enthusiasts. Save money on expensive Meta Glasses by buying a pair of normal glasses and then adding your name to the Sex Offenders Register.”
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Arsenal are allowed. Especially Gabriel. Did you not get the memo?
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Had to listen to that one on the radio. Was the ref as bad as he sounded? Sounded like MFP was a handful when he came in. #HWTFL #NUFC
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ll pass that on. They’ll be buzzing thanks
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Already cut adrift…
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dad: NUFC Mam: NUFC Step Dad: NUFC Sister: NUFC Wor lass: NUFC Father-in-law: NUFC Mother-in-law: Man U Brother-in-law: Spurs Bairns: both NUFC
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pedro Porto is an entitled fucking child. Go on Bazoo lad. Keep smiling
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Longshot here, but my old man is wanting to go up for the Bournemouth match on the 5th. We have one ticket sorted but need another so that we can go together ideally. Does anyone know of any spares going? Would mean the world if anyone can help point me in the right direction.
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
1 David Batty 2 David Ginola 3 David McCreery Can’t whack a good Dave like
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Much appreciated BTF x
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Animaris Rex is an 18-metre-long walking 'beach animal' propelled by the wind, created by Theo Jansen as a fusion of art and engineering. Original post
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Did Bruno and Joey Barton have a grown up son?
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Superb Kev. Thanks a lot 🙏
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Jack Starbar
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Taylor Payne @taylorpayne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If there's ever an asteroid heading towards earth threatening to wipe out the human race I think we just send Dan Burn out to head the thing back past Jupiter...#NUFC
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
That’s because a lot of us thought he was a legitimate journalist with serious analytical prowess and then realised he’s just a whore mouthpiece for mercenary agents. An absolute illustration for everything wrong with football. Horrible cunt
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It does when hundreds of thousands of us are using exactly the same tactics 🫡
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Bites ya legs…
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
That first touch ball down the line for Bellingham’s goal was absolute fucking chef’s kiss 🤌
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Fucking scouse vultures
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Elanga and 50 million to bring wor Elliot back please
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Matt Targett? Grant Hanley?
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Hey Venus is a banger. NUFC will finish 3rd next season
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Where’s big Joe like?
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is a magnificent piece George. And Dan is a magnificent bloke for doing this with you. Breaking the stigma and encouraging people to ask for help. Bravo sir! 🫡
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
😂😂😂👏👏👏🫡
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Osula’s stumbly run and worldie against Man Utd. Passed beer out my nostrils for that one…
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I hang suspended… was an absolute banger
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I’ll think you’ll find it’s even worse
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Proud Patriots! 😍 MICA!!! Make Inbreeding Compulsory Again!
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
You’re wrong. Loveless is the best thing ever made
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
@zackpolanski.bsky.social once shouted ‘booooo hissss’ at a bad character at a pantomime!
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
He’s almost certainly erect behind that lectern.
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Joelinton was full beast mode tonight as well mind. You could see the Man U players shrink away when he was near. Same team for Saturday 4-3-3 - it’s what we’re drilled for. Have to be Willock in for Ramsey after that pathetically second yellow. HWTFL 🖤🤍🖤🤍
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Beautiful
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
We’ll appeal, we’ll win the appeal but it won’t matter as we’ll have lost by that point.
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Be great for your mental health but I bet you don’t…
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
That is a fucking brilliant result. Beat Villa and the officials. Great noise from the 6500 mags too. What a day 🖤🤍🖤🤍
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Is @toonpolls.co.uk going to do an Eddie in or out job? I reckon 90% plus of us still massively want him to continue…
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
4-2-3-1 Pope Hall Botman Thiaw Trippier Tonali Ramsey Barnes Woltemade Murphy Wissa Please?
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
At last…. A bit of positivity and realism. That one that hits the post goes in and the players and crowd at Anfield crumble. We’re really not that far off. I’m getting completely sick of people losing the plot when we lose. If that makes me a happy clapper, so be it. We’re gonna win the CL FFS
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Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Condolences. They pass it on then we do. The blessing and the curse! Hearts up 🖤🤍🖤🤍
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