Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Can we get Pete Hegseth and Bob Jenrick in the same room to see which of these absolute alpha males is the most goddamn manly? 230
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Absolute nonsense. Bet you £1000 ‘Addy’ has never set foot in Old Trafford 010
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Take a bow Sara. That made me snort tea or my nostrils… 031
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Kim’s the best. Met her outside the Mayfair c. 1990 after a bonkers Pixies gig. Very cool cat as well as massively talented. She nicked a benson & hedges off me… 110
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In the post this one. I strongly fancied us to take a hiding off Leeds but didn’t expect us to be this meek and disorganised. Hull must be rubbing their hands. Time for Jaissle to show us what he’s got #NUFC 010
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Great to see the Arsenal fans here booing Martinez every time he touches the ball for having the absolute insolence to head butt Gabriel’s toe! 020
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Arsenal are allowed. Especially Gabriel. Did you not get the memo? 030
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Had to listen to that one on the radio. Was the ref as bad as he sounded? Sounded like MFP was a handful when he came in. #HWTFL #NUFC 210
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’ll pass that on. They’ll be buzzing thanks 000
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Dad: NUFC Mam: NUFC Step Dad: NUFC Sister: NUFC Wor lass: NUFC Father-in-law: NUFC Mother-in-law: Man U Brother-in-law: Spurs Bairns: both NUFC 230
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Pedro Porto is an entitled fucking child. Go on Bazoo lad. Keep smiling 020
Reposted by Geordie John in BristolJosh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Longshot here, but my old man is wanting to go up for the Bournemouth match on the 5th. We have one ticket sorted but need another so that we can go together ideally. Does anyone know of any spares going? Would mean the world if anyone can help point me in the right direction. 3616
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 28/08/20261 David Batty 2 David Ginola 3 David McCreery Can’t whack a good Dave like 020
Reposted by Geordie John in BristolMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Animaris Rex is an 18-metre-long walking 'beach animal' propelled by the wind, created by Theo Jansen as a fusion of art and engineering. Original post 24373161660
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Did Bruno and Joey Barton have a grown up son? 010
Reposted by Geordie John in BristolTaylor Payne @taylorpayne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If there's ever an asteroid heading towards earth threatening to wipe out the human race I think we just send Dan Burn out to head the thing back past Jupiter...#NUFC 710717
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 28/06/2026That’s because a lot of us thought he was a legitimate journalist with serious analytical prowess and then realised he’s just a whore mouthpiece for mercenary agents. An absolute illustration for everything wrong with football. Horrible cunt 130
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It does when hundreds of thousands of us are using exactly the same tactics 🫡 010
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 17/06/2026That first touch ball down the line for Bellingham’s goal was absolute fucking chef’s kiss 🤌 000
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Elanga and 50 million to bring wor Elliot back please 000
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Hey Venus is a banger. NUFC will finish 3rd next season 010
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 14/05/2026This is a magnificent piece George. And Dan is a magnificent bloke for doing this with you. Breaking the stigma and encouraging people to ask for help. Bravo sir! 🫡 150
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Osula’s stumbly run and worldie against Man Utd. Passed beer out my nostrils for that one… 011
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I hang suspended… was an absolute banger 120
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I’ll think you’ll find it’s even worse 090
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Proud Patriots! 😍 MICA!!! Make Inbreeding Compulsory Again! 020
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 16/03/2026You’re wrong. Loveless is the best thing ever mademedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32 171
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 14/03/2026@zackpolanski.bsky.social once shouted ‘booooo hissss’ at a bad character at a pantomime! 091
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 06/03/2026He’s almost certainly erect behind that lectern. 010
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Joelinton was full beast mode tonight as well mind. You could see the Man U players shrink away when he was near. Same team for Saturday 4-3-3 - it’s what we’re drilled for. Have to be Willock in for Ramsey after that pathetically second yellow. HWTFL 🖤🤍🖤🤍 050
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 04/03/2026We’ll appeal, we’ll win the appeal but it won’t matter as we’ll have lost by that point. 200
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Be great for your mental health but I bet you don’t… 110
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 14/02/2026That is a fucking brilliant result. Beat Villa and the officials. Great noise from the 6500 mags too. What a day 🖤🤍🖤🤍 010
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Is @toonpolls.co.uk going to do an Eddie in or out job? I reckon 90% plus of us still massively want him to continue… 000
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 07/02/20264-2-3-1 Pope Hall Botman Thiaw Trippier Tonali Ramsey Barnes Woltemade Murphy Wissa Please?media.tenor.coma group of soccer players wearing black and white striped jerseys with the number 13 on the backALT: a group of soccer players wearing black and white striped jerseys with the number 13 on the back 000
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 01/02/2026At last…. A bit of positivity and realism. That one that hits the post goes in and the players and crowd at Anfield crumble. We’re really not that far off. I’m getting completely sick of people losing the plot when we lose. If that makes me a happy clapper, so be it. We’re gonna win the CL FFS 000
Geordie John in Bristol @johnnieaka2002.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Condolences. They pass it on then we do. The blessing and the curse! Hearts up 🖤🤍🖤🤍 110