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johnmatt.bsky.social @johnmatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
GIF your mental health
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I Don'T Know What I Expected - Arrested Development
Alt: I Don'T Know What I Expected - Arrested Development
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johnmatt.bsky.social @johnmatt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@hankgreen.bsky.social I'm a little surprised that "Pangram Last" isn't a thing! It feels particularly satisfying when combined with Clean Plate. #Smush
A screen capture of today's Smush, completed by using the pangram as the last word, clearing the board.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Ann Monster Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Stoopid tale keeps touchng my eare
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johnmatt.bsky.social @johnmatt.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Time for another installment of #OnlyInNethack #Nethack
A screenshot of some text from Nethack, which reads:

The door opens.
The prisoner speaks:
"I'm finally free!"
n - a scroll of enchant armor.
Pick a monster, object or location.
You hear a chugging sound.
Something speaks.
"You freed me!"
You hear a chugging sound.
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johnmatt.bsky.social @johnmatt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This was a failed attempt at the never hit with a wielded weapon conduct (turns out you shouldn't hold down a direction key when running through the castle and wielding a pickaxe). Still a fun ascension though! #Nethack #Ascension
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Retired 4-star Gen. Tony Thomas who led the Special Operations Command has been tweeting this image at Hegseth, Miller, Bondi, et al. Are they going to prosecute him for “sedition” as well? Will Perfidy Pete try to take away his pension?
Kevin Baron @DefenseBaron • 11h
In the last hour, "T2" posted this same photo five times, replying to Pete Hegseth, Steven Miller, Bondi, etc. Just this photo, no text. Retired 4-star Gen.
Tony Thomas led the nation's Special Operations Command.
• Tony Thomas @TonyT2Th...• 13h x.com/stephenm/statu...
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johnmatt.bsky.social @johnmatt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Only in Nethack :D
A block of text from Nethack. It reads:

The raven flutters from your powerful strike!
The raven bumps into a killer bee.
The killer bee buzzes!
The gnome lord turns to flee.
It gets angry!
The frost giant gets angry!
It gets angry!
The water troll gets angry!
It gets angry!
It exclaims "Oh my!" and then turns to flee.
It gets angry!
The barrow wight gets angry!
It gets angry!
You kill the raven!
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/01/2026
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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johnmatt.bsky.social @johnmatt.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Looks like Sparks isn't just a fad for me ... Ty to @mattcolville.bsky.social for turning me on to them a couple few years ago
An image of Ron & Russell Sparks, and a caption indicating that I listened to them for 3,357 minutes this year.
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johnmatt.bsky.social @johnmatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
If you see this, post a robot.
A landscape image of Legion from Mass Effect on Rannoch, the quarian home world. Legion is shown from behind, overlooking a rocky plain from atop a cliff. The sky is cloudy, but the planet's star shines brightly at the edge of the clouds, not far above the horizon, and through a hole in Legion's mechanical body.
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Max-Planck-Gesellschaft @maxplanck.de · 13/08/2025
"We have never seen anything quite like it!" 🌌🔭An international team of astronomers w/ the Max Planck Institute for Radio Astronomy have unveiled a stunning image of #blazar PKS 1424240, affectionately nicknamed the 'Eye of Sauron' - & it's simply stunning! www.mpg.de/25171297/eye...
The 'Eye of Sauron' - a striking image of the plasma jet in the blazar PKS 1424+240, seen head-on. (Image credit: Y.Y. Kovalev et al.)
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Zohran should propose “Cuomo’s Law”, a law that bars sex offenders from being mayor of New York City
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Sean Rose the World’s Strongest @jabronisean.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.

-Andre the Giant
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johnmatt.bsky.social @johnmatt.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
A shot of the "Battle of Wits" scene from The Princess Bride. The Man In Black sits opposite Vizzini and a restrained Princess Buttercup. Vizzini is gesturing emphatically at The Man In Black.
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johnmatt.bsky.social @johnmatt.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I'm a Michigan man, by this metric.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The vote was 215-214 with the 3 notable missing votes because Dems died in office. If you are one of those people scolding those of us who say it's time for old ass reps to retire, know you're part of the reason all these Americans got fucked.
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johnmatt.bsky.social @johnmatt.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Legion from Mass Effect 2 holds a sniper rifle.
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johnmatt.bsky.social @johnmatt.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic is your therapist
A black and white photo of a smiling Julia Childs wielding a large chef's knife from behind a countertop with numerous chickens on it
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I support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Trump yelling "Do you want to buy a Tesla?" at a kid pushing a lawnmower.
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johnmatt.bsky.social @johnmatt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Not sure how long this has been in the works, but I only heard about it a few minutes ago. General strike when, tho? www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
usatoday.com
Consumers are boycotting major retailers. Here's what they plan for 'blackout' on Feb. 28
A growing number of organizations and activists are calling on consumers to boycott retailers. We explain why.
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Ryan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.
Deleted Elon musk tweet from February 2023 that reads “go eagles”
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/01/2025
Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I think about this joke a lot these days.
An old Russian joke: a man walks up to a newsstand, looks at the front page, sneers and walks off. The next day he walks up to the newsstand, looks at the front page, sneers and walks off. The third day he walks up and the newsman asks “Hey, why don’t you ever buy a paper?” And the man replies “I’m just reading the obituaries.” The newsman shakes his head “But the obituaries are in the back!” The man looks at him shaking his head. “Not the one I’m looking for.”
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johnmatt.bsky.social @johnmatt.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Idea: a metal band comprised of metrosexuals called The Judas Brothers. Is that anything?
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
The drone thing has smelled like nothing to me the whole time. Iran isn’t trying to hide its drones by covering them in very bright lights. If Aliens wanted to be this obvious, they’d just make TikToks. I could be wrong, but I think people just get really freaked out by stuff in the sky.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/12/2024
Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills theonion.com/insurance-co...
Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills
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AoB_Motomasa🇨🇦 @aobmotomasa.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I will post this forever...
Image of a post from Max Kennerly:
A notable aspect of private health insurance is the absence of any reason for it to exist. It does not contain costs, expand coverage, or expedite care – it makes those all worse. Its sole function is to profit as a rent-seeking middleman between patients and providers.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
law and order isn’t real, cops aren’t funny like ice T, they don’t care about people, and they don’t solve crimes.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
"One of my teachers at Columbia was Joseph Brodsky...and he said 'look,' he said, 'you Americans, you are so naïve. You think evil is going to come into your houses wearing big black boots. It doesn’t come like that. Look at the language. It begins in the language.'"
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Pete Hegseth has also promised that if confirmed he will stop sexually assaulting women. At Fox News where he works this is called a noncompete agreement
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 03/12/2024
The reason the coup attempt in South Korea failed as quickly as it did is because South Koreans immediately rushed to the streets to say “we won’t let you do that” and force the military to decide whether they’d shoot their fellow citizens or not. Important for us remember over the next 4 years.
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Americans killed annually by All Islamic jihadist terrorists 9 Armed toddlers 21 Lightning 31 Lawnmowers 69 Busses 264 Falling out of bed 737 Being shot by another American 11,737 2017 estimates. The Royal Statistical Society gave this compilation its International Statistic of the Year award.
Chart compiling statistics on the number of Americans killed annually various causes. Includes source notes.
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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johnmatt.bsky.social @johnmatt.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
This is from a couple weeks ago now, but I think this is a good take on how decent people can try to live in today's America.
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B. Dave Walters - Yes, it is I! @bdavewalters.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I got you, introverts
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