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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marco Rubio: “Iranians are radical religious lunatics.” Also: Have you met Paula White, the White House faith advisor?
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Why Is a Labour Lord Now Paid by Palantir – and What Does it Mean For Our Democracy?" Ex-Labour deputy leader Tom Watson just got hired by a controversial US tech company seeking taxpayer-funded state contracts. @graceblakeley.substack.com for Zeteo UK on the corrupting of our politics:
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Why Is a Labour Lord Now Paid by Palantir – and What Does it Mean For Our Democracy?
Ex-Labour deputy leader Tom Watson just got hired by a controversial US tech company seeking taxpayer-funded state contracts. The intermingling of politicians and corporations corrupts our democracy.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Comparing him to 47 is highly insulting... to Jabba.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 15/09/2026
Mass surveillance is incompatible with a free society, and especially so when the people with access to this data are treating it like a joke. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
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The High Crime of “LMAO”: How Cops Are Treating Mass Surveillance As
With no warrant requirements, limited guardrails, and deficient audit processes, ALPR databases have fostered a culture of unrestricted access to everyone’s location information. This culture of
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The Thought Emporium @thethoughtemporium.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New video! This time, we try and answer a very serious question: Can slime mold get high? youtu.be/E-TF2d2WKwk
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Can slime molds get stoned?
YouTube video by The Thought Emporium
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Release ALL the Epstein files NOW!
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 07/06/2026
Albertan separatists insist that leaving Canada won’t exclude them from keeping some residual benefits of being Canadian. Here is the list they propose:
Everything Canadian that Albertans will be able to keep after separating, according to Alberta Separatists4. those little flags we put on backpacks when we travel so people know we’re not American (2 per person)6. their share of the revenues from international sales of Heated Rivalry15. All the oil. Including Newfoundland’s
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/04/2025
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
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JohnJones @johnmarkjones.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Dear god(s)..... The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny is like 20.... Why is this the thing that made me feel old
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/01/2025
Elon Musk Appears To Give Nazi Salute theonion.com/elon-mu...
“He truly is a modern Henry Ford.”

Felicia Conlee, Element Namer
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Part → Dokomi @partulla.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Gavril #BUBOseries
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 16/01/2025
Watchful cat beginning to make introverted ceiling demon nervous
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Watchful cat beginning to make introverted ceiling demon nervous
Mr. Snuggles had recently taken to staring unblinkingly at it for long periods of time in a way that was making the immortal entity extremely self-conscious.
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Andrea Love, PhD | Biomedical Scientist @drandrealove.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
No, a new study DIDN’T say seed oils are causing colorectal cancer. The study has ZERO to do with seed oils. Or ANY dietary components. Diet wasn’t even involved. It was a molecular screen of tumor biopsies that looked at patterns of gene expression & metabolism. 1/
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This week's video is very important to me. I discuss Mouthwashing, and why it so uniquely horrified me as a disabled chronic pain sufferer. "I hope this hurts" indeed. I Hope This Hurts: Mouthwashing Through A Disabled Lens - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLJ...
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I Hope This Hurts: Mouthwashing Through A Disabled Lens (The Jimquisition)
YouTube video by Jim Sterling
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/12/2024
Species Of Blue-Green Algae Announces IPO theonion.com/species-of-b...
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