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John L

@johnlf.bsky.social
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Can't sing, can't dance, looks awful... Occasional poster. Curator of the UK Politics feed:- bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mziptt6o2n…

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best birthday present imaginable. #DollyDay 💖
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Duchess Gemma 🐠🕷️🇪🇺 @gemmagould.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and there it is fuck around find out mugglefucker Oh and for the record "Convicted criminal Daniel Thomas" would be a far more accurate headline starter in my opinion
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Anti-migrant protester Danny Tommo arrested after boat with emergency worker on damaged in Channel
Founder of the anti-migration group Patriot Platform, Daniel Thomas, has been arrested on suspicion of criminal damage with intent to endanger life.
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Duchess Gemma 🐠🕷️🇪🇺 @gemmagould.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Right fuck this. I have reported Danny Tommo’s YouTube video and I implore others to do the same. They are platforming a man who live streamed himself essentially committing a crime and he will be making money off of it as well. Please please report the video www.youtube.com/live/lkeZbk8...
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Urs. Dog servant extraordinaire @ursh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh God, it’s all over. We are doomed if even one single person has done this. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am wheezing I laughed so much 😂🤣😂
Hot EU girl walks past Hot Canadian boy with DJT as the Pissed off GF - taken from the famous meme
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I looked at this far longer than I should have but it did make me laugh. I suspect you will too if you’re over 30 😂😂😂
COOLNESS
HOW COOL IT IS vs YOUR AGE
Skateboarding
Living alone
Complaining about young people
Banking
Being good at patty cake
Being told that you look older
Celebrating your birthday

The graph shows age along the x axis vs coolness along the y axis. The skateboarding one is basically a ramp 😂
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well it didn't take long for the Burnham-is-worse-than-Starmer posts, did it? 🤔🤦‍♂️
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When you park your van but it's the day the council are repainting the yellow lines 😂 (see the alt text for more)
A white van is parked nose out, perpendicular to and across some double yellow lines. The front tyres are sat on the lines. 

The lines appear to have
 been repainted and have been painted up the tyres, the wing mirror, across the windscreen and presumably down the other side.

There is a small orange skip behind the van which is fairly full.

This is a piece of street art in New Brighton on the Wirral ceated by Ukrainian artist Dmytro Davies-Syov, the artwork is "highlighting bureaucracy about how streets are maintained"
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Google plans to bulldoze a wildlife haven in Essex – home to rare species – for a data centre. Sign the petition now to help save it before it’s gone forever 🐝🦋 you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
you.38degrees.org.uk
Save Arena Essex- Tell Google to search elsewhere!
  Wedged between the Mar Dyke Valley and Lakeside Retail Park, the former Arena Essex Raceway is not your usual wildlife haven. Where once stock cars and speedway bikes lined up to cross the fini...
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Urs. Dog servant extraordinaire @ursh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
He’s so much smarter than your average MP. Funny.
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is getting ridiculous now. Read, repost, this is wrong. defendourjuries.net/savinglives/
defendourjuries.net
Saving Lives Is Not Terrorism - Defend Our Juries
🗓️ On July 30th, we’re holding a Graduation Day celebration! For almost a year now we’ve been getting arrested under the UK Terrorism Act in our thousands for holding paper signs calling on the UK gov...
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Morning Yesterday I refilled the ink in my EcoTank printer... I last filled it 6.5 years ago! I bought 4 original ink bottles for £28. Pretty good value!
An Epson ET-2600 EcoTank printerA handwritten label stating the ink filled dates were 06/01/19 and 24/07/26
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Shosh🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇧 WokeAF💥GreenAF💚 Powered by Fury,Disbelief&Determination @shoshanade.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Rubio should tell his boss🤨🤨🤨
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Busy day. On about 3 hours sleep I was up and tidying/cleaning up post-party. 10k steps done before midday. Then packing all the crockery and glassware away into storage until next year. Shattered! 🫩
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Stunning sunset tonight at Southport. Pity I couldn't get down to the beach, too busy entertaining, so grabbed a few quick shots.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Today I shall be mostly looking after approx 100 ladies at a charity event, pouring fizz and taking photographs - not at the same time!
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Urs. Dog servant extraordinaire @ursh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We are all Belgians tonight. Right?
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Everybody needs to see this 😍
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ordered an item off eBay, agreed to pay for next day delivery - it's going to have taken an entire week by the time it arrives. #parcelfarce
Mon 29th June: Collection requested
Tue 30th June: Item collected
Thu 2nd July: At Bristol Mail Centre 
Fri 3rd July: At Preston MC

Service used: ParcelForce Express 24Service description:
ParcelForce Express 24
Guaranteed delivery the next working day
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Now if only someone from our government would do the same? 🤔🤔🤔
COLLECTIVE EVOLUTION
SPAIN HAS FOLLOWED FRANCE IN CUTTING TIES WITH PALANTIR
OVER DATA WORRIES
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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glastomichelle.bsky.social @glastomichelle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The gentle kiss of dawn. I haven't left the house since my surgery on Tuesday. This morning I persuaded my husband who was of course delighted to be woken up at 04.30am to drive me up to a lane nearby Glastonbury Tor 😂. The colour in the sky was just beautiful to see and it was so good for my soul.
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Legend @fubarrockchick.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
👇👇👇👇👇watched few videos, yesterday talking about the nonsense of standing charges before you can switch on a light
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Heart shaped crisp. This is about as exciting as my life gets 😂😭
A man's thumb and fingers holding up a heart shaped ridged crisp
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oh no. Knocked the fan off and smashed the plastic. going to be a warm night 😭
A white desk fan in multiple pieces on the floor.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Today is World Refugee Day. Here’s a poem called ‘Refugees’.
Refugees

They have no need of our help
So do not tell me
These haggard faces could belong to you or me
Should life have dealt a different hand
We need to see them for who they really are
Chancers and scroungers
Layabouts and loungers
With bombs up their sleeves
Cut-throats and thieves
They are not
Welcome here
We should make them
Go back to where they came from
They cannot
Share our food
Share our homes
Share our countries
Instead let us
Build a wall to keep them out
It is not okay to say
These are people just like us
A place should only belong to those who are born there
Do not be so stupid to think that
The world can be looked at another way

(now read from bottom to top)


Brian Bilston
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Mandeville was cavendish_maid 📎 🇺🇦 @mandeville24.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Scotsman on radio 5 live had a message two days ago about his ESTA that had been approved and now isn’t. His wife and daughter were already in the US but were pulled aside at the airport and ‘interrogated’. He’s tried the US embassy no good. He’s spent £15,000 to go to the US. Just don’t go!
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
OMG, I really love Ann Telnaes. She is a great political cartoonist and walked away from Bezos Post and she is now independent. I think she hit another one out of the park.. What do ya all think? I really love this one.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@PolitlcsGlobal - NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near England’s World Cup camp in Missouri

@PoliticoForYou - BREAKING World Cup fever kicks off as America welcomes the world with a traditional display of their culture and traditions.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wow 😳
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I feel the urge to have a gold blend coffee. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Anthony Head: Tributes to Buffy and Ted Lasso star Anthony Head after death aged 72
The British actor, who also appeared in Merlin and Little Britain, died of complications from pneumonia.
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Dirk Gently @ktc2.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Oh please succeed!👏👏👏🙏 Local residents in Chicago have started a campaign to change the name of the street that Trump Tower is on to ‘Barack Hussein Obama Avenue’ and are already racking up the signatories. www.change.org/p/rename-wab...
change.org
Sign the Petition
Rename Wabash Ave, to Barack Hussein Obama Ave
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Holly 🇺🇸🦅 @msdesignerlady.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
We cannot allow the Epstein files narrative to just fade away. This reading room is brilliant and what they have done here ensures that. #BelieveTheSurvivors
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Dawny B @dawnbritten.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Oven mode enabled in the conservatory
A black circular clock with white numerals. There are two smaller dials, a hygrometer and thermometer. The thermometer is reading a fraction below 50°C
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Shosh🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇧 WokeAF💥GreenAF💚 Powered by Fury,Disbelief&Determination @shoshanade.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#Shitler got community-noted over on Threads and it‘s beyond brutal😂😂😂 As if that wasn’t enough, see below one (of many) jokes made about the situation 💥
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Graham Simpson @grahambs.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
John le Carré described Boris Johnson as a "mob orator" who fired up people with nostalgia and with anger. He said "What really scares me about nostalgia is that it's become a political weapon. Creating a nostalgia for an England that never existed, and selling it as something we could return to"
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Shosh🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇧 WokeAF💥GreenAF💚 Powered by Fury,Disbelief&Determination @shoshanade.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I invite everyone in my network to read this, if you have a moment⤵️
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Shosh🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇧 WokeAF💥GreenAF💚 Powered by Fury,Disbelief&Determination @shoshanade.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
For the more visually inclined, let me put this pie chart here: And after you looked at this, kindly explain to me, if you can, why a group of imbeciles in the country AND in the media (et tu, Andrew Marr😡) scream “Starmer must resign” and worse even “FascistFrogFace will be the next PM!”🤨😱🤨
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Duchess Gemma 🐠🕷️🇪🇺 @gemmagould.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
As someone who lives with EDS Type 3, also known as Hypermobile EDS (hEDS), the more awareness the better. We aren't just a little bit bendy, we aren't just a bit double-jointed. If you hear hooves, think zebras #ZebraStrong #Dazzle #MakeMayMatter
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Well fuck me, they can do it in other countries so why not here? I believe it’s something called patriotism 🤷🏼‍♀️ At the time, the family said that "paying taxes is a natural duty of citizens". www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Samsung family pays off record $8bn inheritance tax bill
The bill is tied to the estate left by the firm's late chairman Lee Kun-hee, who died in October 2020.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Miss Saigon tonight at the Liverpool Empire. I love a bit of theatre!
Victorian grandeur of the Liverpool Empire Theatre, resplendent in red velvet, gold paint and the curtain down featuring the logo of Miss Saigon, a black oriental character painted into a dark outer with a lighter grey inner.
There is a live orchestra practicing in the pit below.
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. No Star Wars/Trek, LotR or Marvel
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is surrounded by men
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is surrounded by men
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Just discovered Love Lane Brewery ales. Magnificent! With love from Liverpool ♥️
A Black and cream can of Love Lane Brewery Extra Stout. It pictures a black Liver Bird in front of axlarge full moon. Strong, nutty and delicious!
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I’d love to say I’m shocked but I just expect this shit from them now. Please share to make people aware.
Tee,
HOPE not hate can today reveal, in a joint investigation with The Mirror, that three Reform UK candidates selected to stand in upcoming elections were once affiliated with the fascist British National Party.
After being approached for comment, the party has now removed all three individuals.

DAVID PRYOR
SALTWELL, GATESHEAD

JOHN BLACK
LITTLE HARWOOD & WHITEBIRK

GEORGE PARNELL
FLEET TOWN & FLEET CENTRAL

THREE REFORM UK CANDIDATES APPEAR ON LEAKED BP LIST
Many of you will remember the BP years.
And many of you bravely helped to stop them.
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
An exceptional piece of evidenced work by brilliant colleagues examining Reform's UK policy agenda - super detailed and useful to all. Please share widely - as politics and political policies changes quickly, parts of it will go out of date relatively soon. www.unison.org.uk/content/uplo...
unison.org.uk
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Duchess Gemma 🐠🕷️🇪🇺 @gemmagould.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I see President Crumpledforeskin is hard at work here
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Norma Ballingall 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @balr0g.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
In a nutshell. 😊
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