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John L

@johnlf.bsky.social
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Can't sing, can't dance, looks awful... Occasional poster. Curator of the UK Politics feed:- bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mziptt6o2n…

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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 6h
Currently at the Empire Liverpool watching this! Loving it!
The pre-show stage for Lord of the Dance 30 year anniversary tour.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump may not have won the Nobel Peace Prize, but he should be awarded this NOPEL peace prize... Narcissistic Orange Paedo Egomaniacal Loser
An ornate certificate in the style of a Nobel. It features a thick green border with gold leaf pattern, a large gold medallion centre left, NOPEL at the top and the name DJ Trump with the words "For preventing 14 wars and ending 26 wars, the bigliest achievements".
It contains 4 signatures underneath with a red wax seal bottom centre.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Final version. The NOPEL prize for being a Narcissistic Orange Paedo Egomaniacal Loser
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yup
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He did win the THOPL award though Gemma. Tiny Handed Orange Paedo Loser
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Winter is coming!
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If ever a man needed his hard drive checking...
Andrew Gilligan. A balding bespectacled excuse for a man who wouldn't look out of place in a police line up.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When you park your van but it's the day the council are repainting the yellow lines 😂 (see the alt text for more)
A white van is parked nose out, perpendicular to and across some double yellow lines. The front tyres are sat on the lines. 

The lines appear to have
 been repainted and have been painted up the tyres, the wing mirror, across the windscreen and presumably down the other side.

There is a small orange skip behind the van which is fairly full.

This is a piece of street art in New Brighton on the Wirral ceated by Ukrainian artist Dmytro Davies-Syov, the artwork is "highlighting bureaucracy about how streets are maintained"
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
...but you missed this! The Cardigan Bay Bioluminescent Deluge: When Pwllheli Harbour Glows Neon "A rare alignment of thermal upwellings and a record-breaking Noctiluca scintillans super-bloom transforms the entire Cardigan Bay coastline into a blazing, electric-blue wonderland."
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The sun overloads the camera sensor. The last time I photographed an eclipse I had to use a 10x dark filter on my camera. Got this photo. I didn't get setup in time this time.
Solar eclipse photo taken in April 2014
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Morning Yesterday I refilled the ink in my EcoTank printer... I last filled it 6.5 years ago! I bought 4 original ink bottles for £28. Pretty good value!
An Epson ET-2600 EcoTank printerA handwritten label stating the ink filled dates were 06/01/19 and 24/07/26
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Stunning sunset tonight at Southport. Pity I couldn't get down to the beach, too busy entertaining, so grabbed a few quick shots.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Too soon?
An image of a social media post stating "Does anyone else find it ironic that Anne Widdecombe was against assisted dying?"
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ordered an item off eBay, agreed to pay for next day delivery - it's going to have taken an entire week by the time it arrives. #parcelfarce
Mon 29th June: Collection requested
Tue 30th June: Item collected
Thu 2nd July: At Bristol Mail Centre 
Fri 3rd July: At Preston MC

Service used: ParcelForce Express 24Service description:
ParcelForce Express 24
Guaranteed delivery the next working day
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
That's a pity! Not eaten it, might chance my arm putting it on eBay, have you seen this crap? 😂
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Heart shaped crisp. This is about as exciting as my life gets 😂😭
A man's thumb and fingers holding up a heart shaped ridged crisp
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oh no. Knocked the fan off and smashed the plastic. going to be a warm night 😭
A white desk fan in multiple pieces on the floor.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Went down Tulketh St last night for a Rossi's pink-and-white 99. Childhood memories right there.
Man's hand holding three traditional soft whippy ice cream cones, one pink, one white and one alternating pink and white
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The Apple II Fold?
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Cheers yourself and happy weekend! (I have 6 days holiday starting tomorrow, so not back in until Wed 17th! 😂)
A large G&T in a tall glass with 2 ice cubes and 2 slices of fresh lemon. The glass is decorated with lemon wedge images. There are 3 lines of green cursive script stating "When life gives you lemons just add gin"
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Did you see this? 🤣
A newspaper cartoon of Trump holding a graphic showing that the Epstein files are bigger than skycrapers
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I went looking for this one but realised I'd posted it before. The door - Liverpool. The window - Wales.
A rustic pale blue house wall with a wooden 4-paned window upper right. There is a broken wooden tressle lower left balancing the photo. There are some plants and pots ground level and a couple of pots of white flowers inside viewed through the window.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A beautiful 6-panelled bright blue door with semi-ornate brass furniture and a peephole. The immediate door surrounds are cream coloured and there are two white classical columns just showing at either edge of the frame.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Oven mode enabled in the conservatory
A black circular clock with white numerals. There are two smaller dials, a hygrometer and thermometer. The thermometer is reading a fraction below 50°C
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Did you see this? 🤦‍♂️😂
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Joe Biden takes off his face to reveal a winking Barack Obama underneath
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Ladies getting into the spirit!
Audience members from Miss Saigon in Asian dress
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Miss Saigon tonight at the Liverpool Empire. I love a bit of theatre!
Victorian grandeur of the Liverpool Empire Theatre, resplendent in red velvet, gold paint and the curtain down featuring the logo of Miss Saigon, a black oriental character painted into a dark outer with a lighter grey inner.
There is a live orchestra practicing in the pit below.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Just discovered Love Lane Brewery ales. Magnificent! With love from Liverpool ♥️
A Black and cream can of Love Lane Brewery Extra Stout. It pictures a black Liver Bird in front of axlarge full moon. Strong, nutty and delicious!
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Decorating and needed to clear some rooms so everything has gone up to the loft short term. I've just realised that I've now put up my wife's sewing mannequin and my son's Jason Vorhees mask... nothing can go wrong here, can it...?
A sewing mannequin with a Jason Vorhees mask in a shadowy loft space
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Bluesky today (including trying to post this several times, apparently the ozone_status_check_failed?)
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Will this do?
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My NHS A&E experience. Easter Monday, doing a bit of DIY around the house. Putting up blinds, one needed shortening. Took it apart, cut the parts and was smoothing the edges using my grinding/polishing wheels. Long story short, I polished off a section of my thumbprint, quite deep.
Me doing a thumbs up in A&E with a comically large bandaged thumb.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Look for dark coloured packets near the mini eggs in the supermarket. Approx a dozen per pack from memory.
A close up of an After Eight mini egg, in its branded green foil wrapping, held between thumb and forefinger
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
In Ireland for the weekend. Taken the M-I-L for a slap up Sunday lunch and had a few pints of the black stuff. You can't beat it! 😋 #slainte
A pint of Guinness just started with the level half way down the harp logo
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Denmark says ...
A small Lego model of Trump with a hunch and a pot belly. The word "PEDO" is written underneath in white lettering with a black and yellow outline on a red background, in the style of the Lego logo
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
...and that is how it got the name "prick"
A phallic shaped cactus with a bulbous red end
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The face that'll launch a thousand memes 😂
A photo of Jeffrey Epstein hugging a young girl leaning into him. The girl's face has been photoshopped out and replaced with the surprised Andrew Windsor face shot from the car as he was arrested.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Fucking hell. So nonchalant too. She should be made to clear up this statement under oath.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If you need cheering up, this is a video of two Irish parents attempting to record a message for their daughter who has just had a baby. Sound on - impossible to watch without laughing 😂
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Share a photograph you've taken of mountains. This also is in Switzerland, the Jungfrau Alps overlooking Oeschinen Lake
Panoramic photo from the edge of Oeschinen Lake in Kandersteg, Switzerland. Pine tree clad shorelines sweep up from the left and right of the image. In the distance the cloud clad mountains towering over the lake, which are also reflected on the lake's crystal clear waters surface, are the Jungfrau Alps range. Beyond the low clouds is a clear blue sky.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Is it Sisu? If you haven't watched this film, please do, it's gloriously violent against Nazis.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
sorrynotsorry
AI image. Typical pale skinned Western representation of a bearded, long haired Jesus on the left in white robes shaking hands with Trump on the right in his usual blue suit and red tie. Trump is smiling holding the Crown of Thorns Jesus has just presented to him.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Google has decided it is a safe space for nonces and perverts.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I don't know if this is real, but I've been told it's near the US Embassy in London. I hope it is real.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
One week to respond? Damn!
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
After the uproar of AI (grok) removing underage girls clothing on request, today I see an advert for an AI specifically doing that. This. Must. Stop. Ad reported, if you see it or anything similar please do the same.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
404... sleep not found. (sigh)
Screenshot crop from my phone showing the time of 04:04
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Round at my sister's for the annual Christmas mince pie taste off... 😋 Any excuse really 😂
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
rockchoir.com performing today at the Wayfarers Arcade in Southport. A selection of Christmas songs and rock classics. Wonderful stuff! #WayfarersArcade #Southport #RockChoir
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