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John L

@johnlf.bsky.social
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Can't sing, can't dance, looks awful... Occasional poster. Curator of the UK Politics feed:- bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mziptt6o2n…

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Urs. Dog servant extraordinaire @ursh.bsky.social · 19h
Yorkshire. You know what to do.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 13h
😂
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 17h
Thank goodness!
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 17h
Accompanied by Roy Castle singing "Desperation, desperation, desperation, that's what I smell..."
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yup I have so many toys/beds/scratch poles etc that have been donated to the RSPCA shelter near me as my cat didn't want to know!
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's great when they eventually use things you've bought for them!
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is it back working again?
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What does "ceased to work" mean? Do they load and display nothing, do they not load at all? They may need updating but you are normally informed if updates are pending. Who is your broadband with? Which model Firestick? If you want ping me the info via DM and I'll do some digging for you.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This won't help for the official apps though
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah but "will of the people" Tee. Oh, wait... 🤔🤦‍♂️
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More like Poor Patrol 😂
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You will like this Chu - we have a competition at work at the moment to fight management buzzwords. My favourite to date... if anyone says "deep dive" I say "I think at this stage we should only consider some mid-depth snorkelling" 😂
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Delete everything.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best birthday present imaginable. #DollyDay 💖
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd use this but I'm rarely late!
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Duchess Gemma 🐠🕷️🇪🇺 @gemmagould.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and there it is fuck around find out mugglefucker Oh and for the record "Convicted criminal Daniel Thomas" would be a far more accurate headline starter in my opinion
news.sky.com
Anti-migrant protester Danny Tommo arrested after boat with emergency worker on damaged in Channel
Founder of the anti-migration group Patriot Platform, Daniel Thomas, has been arrested on suspicion of criminal damage with intent to endanger life.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like his Wikipedia entry? Makes him sound like a lovely gentleman ... /s
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Done. I hope he is jailed.
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Duchess Gemma 🐠🕷️🇪🇺 @gemmagould.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Right fuck this. I have reported Danny Tommo’s YouTube video and I implore others to do the same. They are platforming a man who live streamed himself essentially committing a crime and he will be making money off of it as well. Please please report the video www.youtube.com/live/lkeZbk8...
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Urs. Dog servant extraordinaire @ursh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh God, it’s all over. We are doomed if even one single person has done this. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I might show this to Mrs L. I'll let you know when the fridge is transformed into a Rembrandt...
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don't beat about the bush Tonks, tell us what you really think 😂
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'd pay to see that 😂
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am wheezing I laughed so much 😂🤣😂
Hot EU girl walks past Hot Canadian boy with DJT as the Pissed off GF - taken from the famous meme
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The type of knuckle-dragging flag shagging thundercunt with the brain power of a particularly dim amoeba perhaps? Morning Tonks!
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do what my Mum did, started counting backwards. She's younger than me now! 😂
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy birthday to your much older sister by the way 😘
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love this 😂
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I looked at this far longer than I should have but it did make me laugh. I suspect you will too if you’re over 30 😂😂😂
COOLNESS
HOW COOL IT IS vs YOUR AGE
Skateboarding
Living alone
Complaining about young people
Banking
Being good at patty cake
Being told that you look older
Celebrating your birthday

The graph shows age along the x axis vs coolness along the y axis. The skateboarding one is basically a ramp 😂
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh the lores palette. Got it!
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Too many colours, there were only 4 available plus black and white: Green, Violet, Red and Blue.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If ever a man needed his hard drive checking...
Andrew Gilligan. A balding bespectacled excuse for a man who wouldn't look out of place in a police line up.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fucking hell. Can someone do an exposé on these "journo's" (used very loosely)? Dig into every bit of their past, see how they like it?
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Morning Tee! Today I am going to be installing my own local LLM AI which I intend to train on a very specific task. The joys of being a geek!
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
From scratch? Amazing! 🤩😋
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
...but he's not solved UK homelessness, ended world hunger or cured all cancers yet... What has he been doing? 🤔 /s
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well it didn't take long for the Burnham-is-worse-than-Starmer posts, did it? 🤔🤦‍♂️
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fabulous dahling!
static.klipy.com
Ab Fab
Alt: Ab Fab Joanna Lumley
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When you park your van but it's the day the council are repainting the yellow lines 😂 (see the alt text for more)
A white van is parked nose out, perpendicular to and across some double yellow lines. The front tyres are sat on the lines. 

The lines appear to have
 been repainted and have been painted up the tyres, the wing mirror, across the windscreen and presumably down the other side.

There is a small orange skip behind the van which is fairly full.

This is a piece of street art in New Brighton on the Wirral ceated by Ukrainian artist Dmytro Davies-Syov, the artwork is "highlighting bureaucracy about how streets are maintained"
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Wow Fascinating: David Rose's Sure...
ALT: Wow Fascinating: David Rose's Sure...
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
😂
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Something. *cough cough* AI
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
ps This never happened... but what if it did!?!
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
...but you missed this! The Cardigan Bay Bioluminescent Deluge: When Pwllheli Harbour Glows Neon "A rare alignment of thermal upwellings and a record-breaking Noctiluca scintillans super-bloom transforms the entire Cardigan Bay coastline into a blazing, electric-blue wonderland."
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They don't like Gin (well Tonic actually), so please keep yourself fully hydrated in G&T. Sending thoughts and prayers 😅
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
AI slop, indicated especially by the misspelling of "labour". Neither politician said those things.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ooh lovely!
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have signed up. Very like Bluesky but seems more polished and complete.
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John L @johnlf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yeah it's made up. He never said this.
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