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John Kelsey

@johnkelsey.bsky.social
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Baseball, music, movies, gyros, Minneapolis bars, etc.

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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok fine New York Times, I'll bite.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Spaghett summer continues
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bald guys stay playing the long game.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Un sandwich de Messi" Andrés Cantor
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U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @usmnt.ussoccer.com · 02/07/2026
FOUND A WAY THROUGH!
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
TILLMAN!!!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
BALL DONT LIE
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We should only be able to watch this Mexico/Ecuador match on the Telemundo feed.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Last night at @blackhartstp.com still kind of feels like a fever dream, can't believe that was the #USMNT I was watching. It's coming home.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Pete Stauber < Norm Green
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My wife just sent me this picture of her flight passing by Artemis II, I'm incredibly jealous.
Artemis II from a plane
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Nothing unusual or embarrassing here, J. Edgar Hoover pounded beers with the 1960 team.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Joke's on him, Canada has been eliminating the Stanley Cup for 33 years.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Barrel-chested European dudes, who don't have beer league softball as an option, instead turn to the luge. #WinterOlympics
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
RIP Bozo
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Toussaint Egan @thesaintoftous.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Hour 5 of hosting Thanksgiving.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
D'Angelo and Questlove at First Ave in 2013 was usually my answer to the best live show I've ever seen. Brutal news.
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Racket @racketmn.com · 05/09/2025
“It’s not even a matter of coming in and letting your hair down. We don’t ever really have to have our guard up. This is where the freaks hang out. Here, we don’t think you’re freaky. You’re just one of us.”
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Goodbye to Palmer’s: A Requiem for Minneapolis’s Weirdest and Wonderfullest Bar - Racket
The landmark West Bank bar will close in 10 days. Here's why that happened—and what will be lost.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
He saw The Big Lebowski in theaters then showed it to me when I was 9 years old.
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Claire McNear @clairemcnear.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
did you know there are people out there still holding onto caches of original-recipe Four Loko? there sure are, and I spoke to a few (some with more ominous results than others): theringer.com/2025/05/09/p...
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Where Four Loko Art Thou? A Search for the Last Original Cans of the 2000s’ Most Loved and Loathed Forbidden Alcohol.
Fifteen years after Four Loko’s caffeinated recipe was pulled off shelves, some collectors are still holding on to their stashes—some for profit, some for memories, and some for keeping the YOLO spiri...
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Racket @racketmn.com · 14/05/2025
The history of Art-A-Whirl, told from the folks who started it 30 years ago.
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Raising the Sausage Curtain: How Art-A-Whirl Helped Turn NE Minneapolis Into an Arts District - Racket
Thirty years ago, most people in Minneapolis thought Northeast was too sleepy or dangerous to visit. A scrappy open-studio tour with some unlikely political support changed that.
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Chicago Pope's here
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Celebratory balloons.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Untitled, by Keith Haring, 1987, 📸 by @KCleevesPhotos
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Impressive that the Twins are beating up on the first place Chicago White Sox.
Standings showing that somehow the White Sox are in first place.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
My personal ranking of the Best Picture nominees, 1-4 and 5-7 relatively interchangeable: 1. Anora 2. Dune: Part Two 3. Nickel Boys 4. The Brutalist 5. Conclave 6. I'm Still Here 7. A Complete Unknown 8. The Substance 9. Wicked 10. Emilia Perez
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Fuck this guy for ruining the most anticipated hockey game in years.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Honored to be quoted in this.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The best: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J0c...
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Jungle - Back on 74 in the Live Lounge
YouTube video by BBCRadio1VEVO
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
WOLVES BACK
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Heard on @radiok.bsky.social tonight: "Coming up, I'm going to play Master of Puppets by Metallica for my dad who's listening tonight. Hi dad."
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Haven't done one of these in a while, but felt compelled to document my time in a fine, pierogi-filled city. Check out my Pittsburgh Road Trip journal on Twins Daily: twinsdaily.com/blogs/entry/...
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Pittsburgh Road Trip Journal
The Twins had not played a series in Pittsburgh that fans could attend since April of 2018, with the last series the team played at PNC Park being a fanless two game series during the COVID-shortened ...
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
38th and Nicollet is too easy, but it is correct (sent while eating breakfast at that intersection).
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Other favorites from 2023, roughly in order: -Afire -Showing Up -The Killer -You Hurt My Feelings -The Taste of Things -All of us Strangers -The Iron Claw -Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret -Passages -Asteroid City -May December -Infinity Pool -Talk to Me -How to Blow Up a Pipeline
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Great movie year, and no total duds among the Best Picture noms. I'd rank em: 1. Poor Things 2. Past Lives 3. Killers of the Flower Moon 4. Anatomy of a Fall 5. The Zone of Interest 6. Oppenheimer 7. The Holdovers 8. American Fiction 9. Barbie 10. Maestro
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