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John Kelsey

@johnkelsey.bsky.social
112 followers 221 following 116 posts

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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok fine New York Times, I'll bite.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bluesky people have a notoriously great sense of humor
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Griezmann had a great one last night.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He got a couple ABs and a hit earlier in the year. Might be the home debut though?
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Spaghett summer continues
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Gorgui Dieng??? C'mon man. It's KAT and Ant next and that won't be for a while.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ha, the picture you used is the block I live on. Was going to say, Cooper neighborhood has a few good examples.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Widow's Bay was great if you haven't seen that yet.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#crime got me
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Was at the Saints game and was wondering what the spontaneous fireworks were for.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Had the best verse on a really good Action Bronson song recently, he's still got it.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bald guys stay playing the long game.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I think they invented it tbf
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Un sandwich de Messi" Andrés Cantor
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
4/10, almost half the list, incredible.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Could be, but the White Sox 88 year streak seemed like it wasn't talked about that much either compared to the Cubs and Red Sox.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hell on earth
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Suck it Curt Schilling
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U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @usmnt.ussoccer.com · 02/07/2026
FOUND A WAY THROUGH!
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
TILLMAN!!!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
BALL DONT LIE
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We should only be able to watch this Mexico/Ecuador match on the Telemundo feed.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
They tried to stop starting him like 6 years ago, how is this still happening???
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Games on the coasts seem quite a bit worse though.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm going to two games in Kansas City and combined they were just over $500 when purchased a few months ago. If you bought the cheapest tickets to the two same games now it'd be about $1200 total. We're driving and have a friend to stay with down there so I was able to justify it.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Last night at @blackhartstp.com still kind of feels like a fever dream, can't believe that was the #USMNT I was watching. It's coming home.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Looks like Dunning, I play there on Thursdays.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If you play fantasy baseball, it becomes apparent very quickly that there is a dearth of third basemen who can hit.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Would take at least 15 minutes to get there from that bridge.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Jerry went from the Stackhouse to the Outhouse
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Pete Stauber < Norm Green
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My wife just sent me this picture of her flight passing by Artemis II, I'm incredibly jealous.
Artemis II from a plane
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Guy about to hop on his bike wearing sandals endorses this message
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Their food is incredible and they're the nicest people.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Ok, if you want to get technical, the puck is always supposed to be moving forward, which it did not.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Shouldn't count, he stopped skating forward.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Yeah, he doesn't seem pissed to be at the basketball game so I think it's more "you can drink Coke at both" than "I'd rather be at the soccer game". Really dumb ad though.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Most people with Ridwell are more than happy to take stuff, in my experience.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I hope it won't be for a while, but my only request is that you hit me up when you get to Watonwan.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I mean, I generally agree with you, and wouldn't go myself. But it's not like people hated Shohei Ohtani or Mookie Betts for visiting the White House in April.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Rightfully! I would not have expected this from him tbh.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Guentzel grew up in Minnesota, he's Minnesotan. Faber is the only Wild player from MN.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I wonder if any of them are just going to the White House and skipping the SOTU. Visiting the White House is whatever IMO; it's your right for winning something like this. But being used as a pawn during a presumably hateful SOTU by that old bag of gas is a whole different thing.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Matthews plays tomorrow and captains Canada's largest city's team. They're going to hate him for this.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Only guy from Minnesota going also plays for the Wild. Not a great look for him.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Nothing unusual or embarrassing here, J. Edgar Hoover pounded beers with the 1960 team.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Well done, watched it every day.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
B line has been a godsend for us Cooper/Longfellow folk.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Went to Royal Portrush for the Open last year. Portrush/Bushmills area is great, and the Bushmills distillery was cool. Can't go wrong with Dublin obviously, and Belfast is pretty wild to see how recent that bloody history is. I've heard great things about Cork but never made it down there.
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John Kelsey @johnkelsey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Hey now, I know Molly Coleman
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