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Full time IT, part time small scale farming.

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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 11h
How many of these countries have a form of universal healthcare?
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 12h
Vultures, vultures everywhere. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWeM...
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Pickpocket Curt Bois Robs Norma Varden and Gerald Oliver Smith in Casablanca (1942)
YouTube video by To Old Hollywood and Beyond!
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 14h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqTk...
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Rory Stewart on Hedgehogs
YouTube video by Lit Archive
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 16h
Pour encourager les autres
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All authoritarian cults resemble one another. All democracies are democratic in their own particular way.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 10/10/2026
I thought Tony Hawks put it best in his Irish book. It has stayed with me since I first read it. The state cannot demonstrate to its citizens that taking life is fundamentally wrong by the state taking life.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 09/10/2026
Wordle 1,938 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 08/10/2026
Big workshop peg board - where are all their tools?
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bingley567 @bingley567.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 08/10/2026
"That's right, I can't come a moment to soon" perhaps truer than the mistype.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Wannabe mobster
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 07/10/2026
It's the smell?
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 07/10/2026
First time I watched it I didn't see the twist coming and only got it at the very end. Very satisfying.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 07/10/2026
"At sewmuchclothes, we're on a mission to merge faith and fashion seamlessly for modern Christian women... blah, blah, blah... "We are Hengyang Yerun Technology Co., Ltd." [doesn't seem to exist]
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Hence "long pig".
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Lossiemouth isn't there.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 05/10/2026
I can't see what's left. Something has to give. It has to stop - too many years and no effective censure.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 05/10/2026
She's set herself up there, hasn't she?
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love talking our country down While offering no solutions Because I’m a grifting gobshite Who likes to incite unrest Small boat crossings are down 44% Deportations are the highest in 10 years Immigration is 82% lower But who needs facts When you can make up lies
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Am so conflicted!
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Nicklaussian? But, no - he's a fraud.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Don't get it. Are they not getting their Russian diesel deliveries or is Russia buying up all the diesel on the open market? Who's selling diesel to Russia? (Most) Of the west has sanctioned Russia so which oil producers are left?
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Expansionism is one of the main driving forces for Likud.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 03/10/2026
AI will be great once it's matured and we know what to use it for, and when. Just now it's in its infancy.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 03/10/2026
I fear that he will win some sort of significant victory which will lead to widespread calls of vote rigging/tampering. Or a state of emergency or similar device.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 03/10/2026
It would be fascinating to see the inner workings in his mind.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 03/10/2026
He doesn't.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 02/10/2026
In jeans?
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 01/10/2026
Pickled ginger (gari).
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 30/09/2026
Wouldn't be an election coming up soon?
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Trump administration's odd interest in UK fuel thievery conspiracies.
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Donald Trump. Corrupt as hell.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Liar. Small boat crossings peaked under Johnson in 2022 reaching 46,000 in 2022. In current year they are 18,565 and falling. Also prior to Boris Johnson's Brexit there were none.
It's a disaster, and it can all be traced to
Labour ideology. Burnham has no mandate
from the people. He has no real ideas, and
no plan,

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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 25/09/2026
In *no way* sticking up for him. Just pointing out that he would be unlikely to be charged with possessing a blade as he could claim a reasonable excuse.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 25/09/2026
It could be argued that having a knife whilst on a boat at sea is reasonable.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Horses (and some other animals) sleep standing.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 24/09/2026
There's much more: Xi's hair is fixed, the background buildings are different, her shoes are different, there's a red crop(?) mark, missing top deck windows, the top deck begins to taper down at different positions, etc
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Cockpit windows?
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Do they just make (crazy) stuff up knowing that half of the population will swallow it unquestioningly?
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 23/09/2026
I saw a porpoising oscillation which would be pitch / elevator-caused. The root cause will come out in the investigation.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Endangering another during a journey by sea; criminal damage; carrying an offensive weapon; possession of a bladed article; conduct endangering ships or individuals; unlawfully and intentionally destroying a ship breaching section 11 of the aviation and maritime security act;
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Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 22/09/2026
1/23 Sorry, this will be long... There is a lot of shouting about what happened in the Channel yesterday. So I want to go back to basic law. Not immigration policies or political rhetoric. At sea, the starting point is simple: Preservation of life comes first under all maritime conventions.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Interesting preponderance of Westray traits.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 23/09/2026
www.gov.uk/government/p...
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Offence of endangering another during a journey by sea (accessible)
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 21/09/2026
All well and good for when you enter middle age but when do you leave?
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 21/09/2026
AI will be great, but it's*far* too soon to be using it in such critical situations. It's in its infancy. Corps and politicians too eager to test it out in a production environment.
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Is it interesting that the solution has 180 degree symmetry?
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​🇯​​🇴​​🇭​​🇳​ ​🇰​​🇪​​🇱​​🇱​​🇾​ @johnkelly.co.uk · 20/09/2026
None of them was there for the announcement. metro.co.uk/2026/03/25/f...
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Farage and Reform MPs storm out of Commons during Prime Minister's Questions
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