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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 9h

Seizing the means of production and getting a big bag of flour which is — oh come on — $14

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 9h

Me with every item on my list

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

whenever i hear the phrase "JC Penny postgame show" it's like can you guys really afford this? are you putting this on a credit card?

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Sean Woodley @woodleysean.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

so your reward this season when the raptors starters take a breather is 5 minutes in hell against four psychos who's whole deal is get steal bang three get steal again

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

James Cook is so good at that

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The song of the summer was vaguely Republican country pop song #3. You know the one

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Jaylen Brown is such a Sandoval

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Survivor 51 cast is impossibly good, what a heater of a start to this season

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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's wild how much I appreciate ugly human design now. The image on the left? Burn it with fire. The image on the right? Looks like shit but I will defend it to the death.

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Roasting a big squash when there's leaves on the ground feels cosmically right

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

One silver lining from the grocery cost hell we're living in: I'm a total convert to cooking seasonally

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Alvin Kamara cut back TD in the year of our lord 2026

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

More shocking: there were two other guys named Efton Chism

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Canadian Tire and Tim Hortons coming together to farm data is what it means to be Canadian 🫡

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Saw Primetime yesterday: Robert Pattinson has a handful of line reads in 2026 that will live forever

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In no free country should my Deep Shame Plastic Cheese be competing on price with the real thing

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Six dollars for 14 slices of Kraft Singles. It’s not even food!

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Good better best video tonight

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I could not stomach Hurts quarterbacking my team

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Case Keenum is carving them up???

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Saving the timeouts there is hilarious. I’ll take it!

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Maybe we didn’t consider when losing DJ Moore that the other skill players are boneheads

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch

Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

National anthem played by a mariachi band is elite

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pre-game vibes are way too high in Chicago for this to go well

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do all the candidates with AI slop signs know that nobody can read the tiny slop text

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Such an easy pocket to fall into: cheering against the superteam

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Drake no meme: President's Cup Drake yes meme: President's Cup where the USA gets embarrassed

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John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Would be nice to see local media platform a progressive candidate for mayor or council instead of, say, the daily Don Woodstock quote about sports cops

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