John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Canadian Tire and Tim Hortons coming together to farm data is what it means to be Canadian 🫡 010
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Saw Primetime yesterday: Robert Pattinson has a handful of line reads in 2026 that will live forever 010
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Six dollars for 14 slices of Kraft Singles. It’s not even food! 111
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Saving the timeouts there is hilarious. I’ll take it! 000
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Maybe we didn’t consider when losing DJ Moore that the other skill players are boneheads 000
Reposted by John GaudesCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch 502221203
Reposted by John GaudesJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026National anthem played by a mariachi band is elite 721623
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pre-game vibes are way too high in Chicago for this to go well 100
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do all the candidates with AI slop signs know that nobody can read the tiny slop text 020
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Such an easy pocket to fall into: cheering against the superteam 100
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Drake no meme: President's Cup Drake yes meme: President's Cup where the USA gets embarrassed 000
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Would be nice to see local media platform a progressive candidate for mayor or council instead of, say, the daily Don Woodstock quote about sports cops 162
Reposted by John GaudesKirsten MacI- 🧸 @kirstensaidwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Do you like spaghetti” when someone is crying over missing their wife I’m genuinely cackling #survivor 0421
Reposted by John GaudesBill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026god watching davante run routes is the best thing in the world 171
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Camping is about making memories with your child and also eating your weight in stovetop mac and cheese 020
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Let’s check in on the Browns [saxophones get louder] 000
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026NFL Sunday to make the end of the world vibes go away 001
Reposted by John GaudesThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t… 153860406
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hello influencers, we are not interested in your sixth overseas trip of this calendar year 010
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026These baseline cams following Alcaraz feel illegal 000
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It’s come across my desk that Toronto has “dog swim day” on the last day the public pools are open every year, and I will therefore be voting for the mayoral candidate who brings this to Winnipeg 020
Reposted by John Gaudeslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/09/2026just swishing "oscar nominated director nathan fielder" around in my mouth to see how it feels 21109953
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It’s a sauna outside and I’m getting a concerning number of thunderstorm warnings… is this the end? 000
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Every time I see a Ross Eadie lawn sign, I assume that’s where Ross Eadie lives 010
Reposted by John GaudesDefector @defector.com · 02/09/2026It's time to grow up: defector.com/its-time-to-...defector.comIt’s Time To Grow Up | DefectorHBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but… 211079337
Reposted by John GaudesLaw Murray 📘 @lawmurraythenu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026LA Clippers first round picks 2022: to OKC (Paul George trade) 2023: swap to OKC 2024: to OKC 2025: swap to OKC 2026: to OKC 2027: swap to OKC 2028: to BOS/PHI (James Harden trade) 2029: FORFEIT 2030: FORFEIT 2031: FORFEIT 2032: FORFEIT 2033: FORFEIT 2034: LAC own (a year that exists) 65927
Reposted by John GaudesDaramola @izdaramola.bsky.social · 28/08/2026There’s a new GTA out, it’s supposed to be nuts 1385
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Even the great ones can fall to the dangers of Toddler Dadespn.comScheffler: Battled hand, foot and mouth disease during BMWAfter an uncharacteristic performance at the BMW Championship, Scottie Scheffler revealed he was playing with hand, foot and mouth disease. 000
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Looking forward to all trade disputes conveniently disappearing when markets open on Monday 000
Reposted by John GaudesTrey Fillmore @treyfillmore.bsky.social · 18/08/2026there is absolutely nothing more on the nose than ESPN founder Bill Rasmussen passing away, and *while hurriedly closing out* of their tribute to him, it *hard cut* to the The Pat McAfee Show 937397
John Gaudes @johngaudes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Ah yes, the music of humanity: table saws and lifted pickup exhaust 000
Reposted by John GaudesSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner. 734050832
