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John Ebenger

@johnebenger.bsky.social
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Cinematic Director. Formerly - Destiny 2, Jedi: Fallen Order, AC: Odyssey, 3 Mass Effects and 3 Dragon Ages, etc.

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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's not THAT difficult for a piece of art to make me teary eyed, but this does it quite easily.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure, the world as a whole seems to be decaying, but at least we have seasonal cheeses.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness Me: (straw slurping) probably iced coffee
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Juan Vaca @juancow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am part of this round of layoffs and am seeking new opportunities. If your team needs a narrative director / storyteller, please reach out.
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🐴 Spencer Cushing @spencercushing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Get your Preorders in at your local comic shop for #DungeonsandDragons #1 before 9/21! “A promising start to what could be a truly legendary D&D series.”—Screenrant screenrant.com/dungeons-dra...
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm certainly not going to go so far as to promise "wisdom" but hopefully there's an interesting anecdote, or a bit of process/production philosophy in there of interest to folks. In any case always a delight to talk about craft!
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
About as well as anyone could put it. Although I might quibble with the final, “it’s easy” 🤣
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I do get a giggle out of the absurd implication that I'm anywhere near being on Cliffy B's level, I'll take the unintended flattery. I'm gonna ramble about some cinematic stuff for a bit, maybe a couple old scenes, and hopefully it'll raise money for kids who want to get in to the industry!
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Spent 5 years in Edmonton Alberta and if you went to a potluck and half the dishes were NOT Ukrainian perogies, that’s when you knew the guest list was mostly ex-pats like myself.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One of the benefits of being between projects is you can do a MtG draft with former colleagues on a Wednesday afternoon.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We could retain SO MUCH water though gang!
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Harper, Michael @bullshit.rodeo · 02/09/2026
Dodgers are down by "the broadcasters are talking about 19th century baseball player drip in the fifth inning" runs.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/08/2026
Stolen from discord memes channel
Nine-panel Calvin and Hobbes strip, edited.

Panel 1: A bespectacled doctor in a white coat leans over a desk, holding out a small box to Calvin. "Put your right hand in the box."

Panel 2: Calvin, clutching Hobbes, looks up warily. "What's in the box?" The doctor, hand resting on the box: "Pain."

Panel 3: Calvin howls, "Why are you doing this??" The doctor answers with eyes closed and a faint smile: "An animal in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape. What will you do?"

Panel 4: Cut to the waiting room. Calvin's mum sits in a chair reading a magazine. From off-panel: "No need to call for help. Your mother is behind that door. None will get past her."

Panel 5: Mum reads on, magazine raised. She whispers: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration…"

Panel 6: A jagged burst of shouting from off-panel: "NO!! I'll never cooperate, you hideous bug-eyed freak! NEVER!!" Mum has not moved.

Panel 7: More shouting: "You can contain my BODY, but you can't chain my SPIRIT! Walls can't confine it! Laws can't restrain it! You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls!!" Mum is staring blankly ahead

Panel 8: Enormous block letters fill the panel — "AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH" — as mum is shocked out of the chair, which tips over backwards.

Panel 9: Outside, mum stands, looking down at Calvin. "What did the Reverend Mother say?" Calvin, striding in: "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence."
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fully agree. It's so damn good.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was the first celebrity voice I got to work with, on Dragon Age: Origins. I’d been a huge fan so that was an amazing honor for my first job. RIP Arl Howe. The best traitor a Human Noble could ask for.
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Alison Lührs @alisontheperson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My comedy duo BOOK CLUB is back for one night only!! We'll be with Jet City Improv at the West of Lenin Theatre for a special show -- bring a physical book! jetcityimprov.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/Patro...
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Jet City Improv
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Evil John 2: John By Dawn @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The smile screams Chaotic Neutral.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think this has a lot of potential. It'll still be a tricky needle to thread but Bautista has done some great work. Personally I'm excited to see the final result.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Still have a copy of these myself. Interesting little cultural artifact even if I never got to play with them.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Playing FF Tactics and FF12 in parallel right now and man I can't express how much I enjoy gambits and auto-battle being able to grind for me while I grab a glass of water.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Rogue Tomato Vanquished" will always be an Achievement I'll treasure.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oof.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
And I'm reminded how long it's been since I've seen Hunt for Red October. Who even knew there were Scots in Russia?!
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My grandparents used to eat Liver and Onions every once in a while. Because they'd developed a taste for it when they were young. During the Great Depression.
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Jeff Hamilton @jeffhamilton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Capture Artist contract/remote position went up yesterday, I know some of y'all are on here: careers.blizzard.com/global/en/jo...
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Capture Artist, Original Content (Contractor) | Marketing | Remote (US) in Santa Monica, California, United States of America | Art / Animation at Blizzard Entertainment
Apply for Capture Artist, Original Content (Contractor) | Marketing | Remote (US) job with Blizzard Entertainment in Santa Monica, California, United States of America. Art / Animation at Blizzard Ent...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is a Dark Souls dodge roll, Jimothy has got i-frames
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So many great names, but we especially love to see D.C. Douglas doing a droid...we'll have to see if this unit has a soul...
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A true sicko
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🐴 Spencer Cushing @spencercushing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Super Proud of the #D&D flagship ongoing series that got announced at #SDCC today. @jacksonlanzing.bsky.social, @collinkelly.bsky.social, Ibraim Roberson, Arabson, Dan Brown, @haleyroselyon.com have an epic story in store. The "Avengers of D&D"! www.dungeonsanddragons.com/news/darkhor...
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We all know it was Baby Shark
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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Matthew Allen @mtallen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is our team!!! Save me from my awful ux takes.
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BadgerNoonan @badgernoonan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Odysseus, Odysseus, and Achilles
Picture of Matt Damon, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt in Oceans 11.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If this isn't already the best joke you've seen all year you need to go watch Taskmaster.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well since forest fire season seems to be getting fully in to swing in...*glances at calendar*...mid-July...this seems like a good time to remind folks to go buy a HEPA filter now. August gone be ugly and we don't even want to know about September.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Magical days. We did crunch a lot, but the point still stands. Part of the answer to how we did a cinematic heavy series that quickly/cheaply was the department I was in, Cinematic Design. Leadership called us “BioWare’s secret weapon” more than a few times.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The locking of the door and the dog throw are such awesome little stylistic flourishes. These are the details that make a chase/fight immortal.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Does this count as a retcon done right?
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is entertainment
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I was at a friend's birthday bbq so I haven't been able to watch the game but just seeing the comments here has me pretty ravenous to watch a recording as soon as it's closed out.
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Jeff Hamilton @jeffhamilton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"America Day is Cancelled by Climate Change" is a bit on the nose but at this point it feels like "as on the nose as possible" is what it will take
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
enriched corn meal 
@guntoucher.bsky.social
[XENOMORPH ALIEN SKITTERS AT FULL SPEED DOWN CORRIDOR CEILING]

ME: (sighing) is this about sex or death

[XENOMORPH STOPS, UNSURE HOW TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION]
August 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Um, they’re called communist sex workers
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Pool Report: Parks Dept. Leaves Red Hookers Hot And Bothered — Again! - Streetsblog New York City
We don't want to win a Pool-itzer, but for the second straight year, we're forced to cover how an equipment failure has led to the shuttering of the Red Hook Pool.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 29/06/2026
E3 screenshot release day
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The entire Cinematic org was included. Let me know if you're looking to pick up a Director and/or other talented cine folks at any level.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ahhhh, Capitalism!
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/06/2026
This has stopped getting much traction when I share it (understandable, everyone is unemployed and fatigued), but things are really tight for us right now and I would appreciate any extra visibility I can get. Available for all kinds of supplemental freelance and contract work.
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