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"To exchange one orthodoxy for another is not necessarily an advance. The enemy is the gramophone mind, whether or not one agrees with the record that is being played at the moment." -- George Orwell, Proposed Preface to "Animal Farm"

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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 20h
www.techdirt.com/2026/10/06/m... > Somebody else found that you could trick Muse into giving root access on the device it’s running on by simply pretending to be a Muse agent yourself.
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Meta’s Muse Is An Adorable Privacy And Security Dumpster Fire
Meta's agentic AI product Muse has had a rocky few weeks since launch. The product, which features an animated avatar named Jolly (one presumes to make mass hyper surveillance seem adorable) is supposed to help you offload busywork like making restaurant reservations, paying bills, or ordering groceries. Despite Meta having claimed repeatedly that Muse was...
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the person who was part of coining the phrase "stochastic parrots" is someone I could listen to for hours I actually might! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUIQ...
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Stochastic Parrots | Emily M. Bender - Professor of Computational Linguistics
YouTube video by Humans in the Loop
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Amazing to me that publications do a story on Musk 'letting go' of his baby-mom, mother of four of his 18 children, without furnishing any sense of Musk's relationship with his eight concubines and his rejection of traditional notions of marriage and family in favor of Lebensborn-style eugenics.
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the spine it takes to do this, and to do it with such dignity, while also not shrinking even one inch my jaw is on the floor
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"No Jewish person in NYC is responsible for actions of Israel... critique of genocide is not antisemitic... we need a politics of humanity, not just at home but for people we're bombing." @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social tells Theo Von the genocide must stop & Bibi should be arrested
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSq1...
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Daloco "Amen"
YouTube video by daloco
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
before there was slop, when interesting quirky things were still quirky and interesting www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOjo...
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YouTube video by Kosuke Sugimoto
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"a sChOoL is A ciViLiAn ObJEcT" "hey, this looks like an apartment block to me, any context?" "LOOK AT THE SOLDIERS WITH CUTE CATS!"
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Math. Logistics. Etc.
Eisenhower logistics wins wars
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frolly1.bsky.social @frolly1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(seen on HN)
Mobile screenshot from the official government website America.gov. At the top, bold text reads "Hello, America," with the sub-heading, "Whatever you need from government, start here." An overlay chat prompt suggests searching: "Try 'How can I invest in my child's future?'" Directly beneath this text, the background image shows a child in ice skates, black snow pants and a beanie lying face-down, flat on a wide sheet of ice.
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing... READ IT
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Killing of Muhammad al-Durrah - Wikipedia
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yup.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But this is an unalterable Truth, that the People can never be enslaved but by their own Tameness, Pusillanimity, Sloth or Corruption. They may be deceived, and their Symplicity, Ignorance, and Docility render them frequently liable to deception. And of this, the aspiring, designing, ambitious few are very sensible. He is the Statesman qualifyed by Nature to scatter Ruin and Destruction in his Path who by deceiving a Nation can render Despotism desirable in their Eyes and make himself popular in Undoing.
—John Adams, diary entry from Spring 1772, “Notes for a Oration at Braintree”
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Jörg @realkachelmann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Die Verunsicherung des bildungsfernen Schwurbeljournalismus wird greifbar. Mangels Hitzewelle™️ geht man jetzt dazu über, die tiefen Flusspegel nur zu beschreiben, ohne 1 Satz darüber zu verschwenden, wie sie zustandekommen und was etwas an der Situation ändern könnte www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/u...
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Niedrigwasser: Rhein-Pegel vielerorts unter null gefallen
-3, -6, -15 oder gar -29 Zentimeter: Das Niedrigwasser am Rhein hat die Pegel vielerorts in den negativen Bereich absacken lassen. Für die Industrie hat das handfeste Folgen.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
these project of AI is so intrinsically based on destroying solidarity that its proponents don’t even understand that music is a communal experience
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evangeline63.bsky.social @evangeline63.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I AM JUST ASKING EVERY HUMAN BEING ON THIS EARTH WILL YOU DIE FOR OLIGARCHY PROFIT AT ALL COST??? WILL YOU LET THE OLIGARCHY CRAWL INTO THEIR BUNKERS TO WATCH US SUFFER AND DIE IN THE CATASTROPHE THEY CREATED FOR US??? IS THIS WHAT HUMANITY IS IN THE END??? A PLANET KILLING BLACK HOLE OF EVIL?
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Dominic Toretto & Letty: F9 - This Is Who We Are
ALT: Dominic Toretto & Letty: F9 - This Is Who We Are
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evangeline63.bsky.social @evangeline63.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YOU ARE WAITING FOR A MIRACLE WHILE WE ALLLLL BLEED OUT. WE ARE THE MIRACLE. NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE US BUT US. REPUBLICANS AND CORRUPT CORPORATE DEMOCRATS HAVE BETRAYED US. THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT 99% OF HUMANITY WHO WANT LIVE IS> 1% WHO ARE SLAUGHTERING US AND OUR PLANET. MATH IS A FUCKINGTHING
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Bookio: Confused Man with Math Equations
ALT: Bookio: Confused Man with Math Equations
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how is any of this shit legal too begin with (thinking mostly of gambling, but also targeted advertising) If NO company can target ads, NO company falls behind the competition for not doing it. And that goes many other such practices, they just make life worse for all. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
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DraftKings Is Using AI to Supercharge the Harms of Online Behavioral Advertising
Online sports betting company DraftKings is using AI to target customers who are most likely to place losing bets and respond to gambling promotions. This kind of targeting is a form of online behavio...
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am so glad I clicked on this, even though I expected something I won't care for about a show I don't even know. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ahd...
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Fleabag's Fourth Wall Was Never About Us
YouTube video by Hanu's Hem
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR-X...
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Ænema | @TOOLmusic cover | ft. Samuel Hope
YouTube video by Brass Against
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"If I am just still pursuing something to prove something, to use up this time on Earth just to use it up, it feels empty, it all feels empty, and it's like I can't see the point of anything anymore." www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuD2...
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I don’t understand what we’re living for
YouTube video by Keepswim
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marian Kamensky
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
controlled psy(cho)opps www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtvY...
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WOKENESS GONE MAD: A NEW ARTICLE FOR ME TO LAUGH AT
YouTube video by Vaush
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
slop is a means, never an end www.kron4.com/news/technol...
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Report details allegations of wild parties, sexual harassment and rape at Bay Area AI party houses
(KRON) — Hacker houses are nothing new to the Bay Area tech community. At the fraternal residences, fledgling founders share rent and resources while they toil away coding at what they hope i…
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Roger Parloff @rparloff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When Trump launched “the largest deportation operation in the history of our country” without ICE facilities to accommodate it, inhumane overcrowding was inevitable. Judge Kaplan’s 9/24 ruling shows the results. Diagrams simulating a NYC holding cell in Aug 2025 look like slave ships. 1/5
Hold Room 1(820.78 sq. ft.)
With 87 people
(out of 193 people total)
Lying Down/Sitting
Diagram showing the largest tenth-floor hold room containing eighty-seven detainees in which each rectangle represents one lying-down detainee with the average height and shoulder width of an adult man and each circle represents one sitting-down detainee with the average shoulder width of an adult man. PX303, Ex. 1.
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Sasho Todorov @sashotodorov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For context: Palantir isn't named that because he's a Tolkien fan. It's because he's a fan of the uber-reddit Russian fanfic "The Last Ringbearer" which recast Sauron as a progressive industrializing force.
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David Harrington @invader-zim27.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Vauhini Vara @vauhinivara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wrote a book last year showing how tech companies' values and goals show up in the rhetoric of their products themselves — including through AI chatbots. People questioned that; maybe it seemed too dystopian? Well, I've been collecting other examples in the wild, and here's the latest.
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
> We can’t save those broken men from themselves. We have way bigger tasks in front of us. One of those tasks is pushing back on those claims, pointing out how fucking weird those statements are, how they do not make any lick of sense. tante.cc/2026/09/24/t...
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The Test
Jensen Huang, the NVIDIA CEO and wearer of the most midlife crisis looking leather jackets in the world, was on Ezra Klein’s podcast. Now I don’t really want you do go through all of what was being sa...
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I heard about WW2 slop but the first one I encountered in the wild instantly broke my brain. I want to get angry but there is no real target for the anger. It's like a dog who chewed through something, even if I could make it understand it "did something bad", it will never understand WHAT it did.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Taylor doing the bit, but sincerely
Screen shot of a social media interaction. 
OP: Can't wait to gamble today. Literally shaking. That's called dedication.
7:29 AM • 30 Nov 22

Replying to @sloprules
That's called an addiction
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OP: Buddy, I've been gambling everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so doubt it's happening.
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is the world Elon Musk wants www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCvE...
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GTA 4 but the traffic is 9999999% FASTER
YouTube video by FocustaGuides
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
> If all the young ladies were hares on the mountain / The men with their guns would be out without countin' soundcloud.com/beoga/blackb...
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Blackbirds & Thrushes (Elaine Mai Remix)
“the best new traditional band to emerge from Ireland this century” WALL STREET JOURNAL
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love this
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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NDNchick4Decency @fedtfupofthemall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And PayPal they ripped off too right?
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cartoonist: Slyngstad
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Random weird Windows thing: There's this program I always forget to exclude in AltDrag and that doesn't like when I press alt-RMB, the window just goes bye bye haha. And the ONLY way I found to recover it (and I tried) was to bring up the super useful menu that is so useful Microsoft totally hid it.
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
soundcloud.com/t-ken/beasti...
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Beastie Boys Sabotage (Wub Machine DnB remix)
Listen to Beastie Boys Sabotage (Wub Machine DnB remix) by T.Ken #np on #SoundCloud
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
poets.org/poem/if-i-mu...
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If I Must Die, Let It Be a Tale
If I must die,
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Let’s Be Frank @frankedson24.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seriously, get gambling, legal or otherwise, the phuck out of sports. Now, before it’s too late. It’s entirely possible gambling could be the undoing of sports as we know them. There are too many bad actors, including people and athletes involved in and around sports, who could ruin it for everyone.
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Valerie A. Traina @v3ndettaval.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
SAN DIEGO activists at Otay Mesa Concentration Camp‼️
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I remember how Bush was seemingly welcomed back into polite company when he gave Michelle Obama some sweets at a funeral that Trump wasn't invited to. As she said about him then: "I love him to death. He’s a wonderful man. He’s a funny man." Starting a war of aggression based on lies. Who cares!
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Clown Pie In The Face
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
> 1. (politics) A purported opposition party that the ruling party actually uses as a hegemonical tool to serve as a red herring to constituents.
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Johann Lau @johannlau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ohhhhh www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXzp...
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Brax Roadmap Event | 2026
YouTube video by Brax Technologies
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