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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

if we can point out their hypocrisy just a few hundred more times the evil will be defeated

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 7h

thats the other problem with carrie! all that valuable ad space taken up by words arranged in some kind of sequences.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 7h

“the problem with carrie is that carrie isn’t pretty and friendly enough. we need an approachable, fuckable-in-a-family-friendly-way carrie so audiences can feel bad about her being bullied, but also she needs to use her powers politely and for good so they don’t think she’s a feminist or a queer.”

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 13h

I'm interested in why some people believe that "abolishing ICE" is possible but defunding policing is not.

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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 20h

the report, from professionals in the relevant fields, says that ADHD and autism is under-diagnosed and people affected by that are not given enough support in an appropriate and timely manner. but that’s not the result the government wants, so that means the spin apparatus has chosen this form.

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Sarafiyah @sarafiyah.bsky.social · 20h

Earlier I seen someone post "Maybe they're just lying to win." Asking trans people to accept anti trans rhetoric from Democrats as clever electoral strategy isn't political pragmatism it's dangerous capitulation. Here is why that logic completely breaks down.

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s. baum @transvestigations.bsky.social · 12h

Her name was Paris Lee.

Paris Lee, a Black trans woman with long brown hair and bright pink lipstick, takes a selfie.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

only one day a year is international lesbian day, but every night is international lesbian night. you can check your calendar and see, if you’re a coward.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

climate change? could’ve solved it. energy? could’ve solved it. cure diseases? body autonomy for all? end world hunger? free education? universal income? free and accessible technology? all could’ve been solvable! but nope, instead we get a burning failed rape planet whose architects blame us for it

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

its amazing how we could have been on track to solving basically every problem you can imagine, and then a few greedy assholes tricked a bunch of fearful assholes into believing nothing good was possible and trying would only make the greedy assholes win more, somehow.

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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Weird world where you can be permabanned on Bluesky for saying that someone should die by firing squad during the same week the US government is like "HEY EVERYONE! COME WATCH US KILL SOMEONE BY FIRING SQUAD!"

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 08/10/2026

honestly I think if the army gets to livestream an execution by firing squad, Bluesky mods should be a little less uptight about people saying they wish billionaires would be a little less alive

US military to livestream firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter
Washington (United States) (AFP) - The execution by firing squad of convicted military base shooter Nidal Hasan will be livestreamed, a Pentagon official said Thursday, after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said it would be carried out in "public."
Issued on: 09/10/2026 - 00:16

Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan is pictured in a 2010 photo released by the Bell County Sheriff's Department © Handout / BELL COUNTY
SHERIFFS DEPARTMENT/AFP/File

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

you’re in the pacific northwest, you really couldn’t find some unkempt human weirdo to put a cat wizard on a forty dollar shirt? for shame, merchant.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

family is taking us to do touristy stuff while they visit and it is depressing how ai has ravaged the novelty and air brushed shirt industries.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

this is so bleak, actually imagine being called a slur for a group you don't even belong to and instead of going "wow holy shit, no one should have to put up with that, we need to hold people to account," you go "no guys it's okay I hate them too!!!" and just hand the bully your lunch money

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“online stalinists” and “good contrapoints memes” don’t exist, some of you are just desperate to believe everyone to your left is evil and stupid so you can feel better about your compromised morals and history of reactionary complicity

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

international lesbian day AND world octopus day? well, time to remember that gender-affirming octopus yuri is real.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*trying to come up with a new international lesbian day post after a decade of using up all my A material* if you take the time for more doin’, you’ll end up less bein’

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

wild how the ai slop decompilation scourge has jumped from retro video games to art software. everything is stupid all the time forever.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

what I feel when I’m at the air museum with my gf and she is explaining the minute differences in largely identical planes must be how she feels when we’re at the zoo and I’m explaining the minute differences in small mammals and tropic birds: tired, yet still horny.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

somehow missed out on “db cooper was a trans woman” until now and I love that for her.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

yes but they’ll save that for now. bolas’ comeback is due first and since Every Solution Is A Problem in magic stories someone will cut off his head and his body will mysteriously disappear until her turn comes up again.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I've decided to start writing dark twisted erotic fantasy. From these excerpts you can see its the kind that's maybe even a little too dark and twisted for some, but I guess you could say that, like my protagonist, I'm not like other girls.

"I feel nothing being with you!" I say in defiance.

"Your body says otherwise," he says. As an example, he points to my hands, which I hadn't realized were both giving a thumbs up.

"Traitorous thumbs," I say under my breath. "Crap. Fuck. This sucks."

I shove my hands behind my back so he can't see them, but then he starts doing this evil sex move where he thrusts even faster and they start applauding so he can still tell I actually like it anyway.

"Perhaps a night in the gaol will make you less defiant." He snarls with his sex mouth. At first I thought he had said "jail" because that was how he pronounced it, because that is how that word is pronounced and also it has the same meaning, but I didn't know that because I had only seen that version of the word written down. Or maybe I had heard it spoken but every time I did I had assumed they were saying "jail." There's honestly no way for me to know.

"Its pronounced GAOL!" I shout back, nowhere close to the correct pronounciation. Like, not even remotely on the map with that one.

The Prince aimed his bonewand at us. Not the Bonewand that turns people into bones, but the bonewand, which is unrelated and uncapitalized. The one that shoots bones.

Sharp bones pierced poor Wingwind, shredding his semitendinosus, his brachiocephalicus, his sternomandibularis, and his registertocontinueusingfreehorseanatomydotcom. As we fell from the sky, the valiant pegasus turned his head and spoke to me.

"My lady, you must live. No matter what happens, no matter what degredations you face, you must live. Even if the degredations get kind of sexy, you must live so that you can find love, feministly. Even if its with a guy who at least kind of sucks, you must do this."

"Holy shit, you can talk?" I said.

"Do you ever worry that the confines of our imagination have made actual intimacy impossible? That we merely seek to replicate the same failed dynamics we grew up surrounded by, in roles we slide into out of entropy rather than any real connection we feel to them, only now with elaborate pageantry we've constructed in order to feel empowered instead of debased?" He asks me, making me a bit uncomfortable since he's now talking about feelings like some kind of gay or one of those girls that I'm different from.

"Wuh-oh! Sounds like someone's got a case of the grumpies that can only be solved by doing some kind of crazy sex kink! Like, maybe a new kind of missionary, but one where I'm on my tummy." I retort.

For a moment I think he's about to cry but then at the last second he sternly nods and begins taking off his pants.

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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 07/10/2026

We genuinely need to declare war on the "professionals" gatekeeping trans healthcare.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

then THAT leads to the defeated angels doing a "did we go too far or did we not go too far enough?" and everyone does that awkward "who was the real monster?" thing and they end on the implication that the conflict either un-inerted something or gave someone a Bad Idea. probably Tam, she'll be due.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

random planes start fucking with inert phyrexian tech and the oil IS harmless and this leads to huge advances but then that trapped plane of fucked up angels we forgot about breaks free to Finish The Job By Any Means and the heroes are like "wait now we have to SAVE phyrexian shit? oh no!"

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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 07/10/2026

The thing that frustrates me most about this "third gender" stuff is that it's living proof of how transmisogyny is deeply baked into patriarchal cultures, and how the societal refusal to recognize trans womanhood is millennia old, but it's been turned into Noble Gender Savage fanfic by dipshits.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m tired of everything being connected in the most stupid and evil ways imaginable. I just want one inexplicable, contextless thing to happen that is either stupid OR evil.

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Ryan Stauffer @ryanswx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Haha, this fucking sucks.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026

This merciless lady exposes the minds of RW ideologues & adherents. People think they don’t understand harm & empathy unless it impacts them… but she was repeatedly sexually assaulted by Roger Ailes yet regularly defends rapists as she is politically & financially invested in preserving patriarchy.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I love how the republican message is "our opponents are all trans-loving evil freaks!" and the democratic message is "excuse me but that is FALSE. we do NOT love transes! do NOT put in the paper that we love the transes!" I love living on less of a planet and more of a series of bad comedic bits.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

taking notes that my parodies should be both meaner and more confusing

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm glad someone liked that joke because I honestly worried it was a bit much even for this bit

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

he thrusts so fast and constantly and evilly that all the fingers applaud. I'm not sure what you call that, we just don't have the language yet, but its how you know things are sexy.

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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 06/10/2026

every "pride" Democrat org: "For party leadership, the caucus is simply a recruitment and sales team. The job, in their eyes, is not to represent the LGBTQ+ community to the party, but to sell Democratic candidates to the LGBTQ+ community, regardless of the harm those candidates may cause."

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

storied british game franchises are like "Meet Squibs and Whistle. They've got to save all the Teenie Beanies in Brekky Land from the nefarious Dr No-Thanks, who lives in an oak tree." and its now owned by some weird ai doofus doing whatever the british version of coke is.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I miss the hubris of old game ads where they’d try to sell a new mascot platformer by showing, like, a dead sonic or lara croft’s skeleton beneath a looming shadow with the tagline “Skippy's coming for you next Mario, and he's gonna EAT your ASS (which has a different meaning in this current era)!”

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

another wave of bullshit bans but also saying "you can tell trans people 'enjoy the camps', its not a threat or against the rules" and then immediately saying that telling him to enjoy the camps was an actionable threat. also a big push for ai moderation trained on "bad" trans posters.

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Jay Lender @jaylender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In 1980 the federal minimum wage was 3.10/hr. 7.75 comics at 40 cents apiece. Today the minimum wage is 7.75. 1.5 comics at 499 cents apiece. What are we doing here?

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

get you a girl where when you start singing "first you get the sugar, then you get the money, then you get the power..." to the tune of yoshi's island/enya she immediately sees your vision and sings the rest and doesn't even correct you on the fact that you added "you get the money" to make it fit

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

"these people want to learn stuff that doesn't make me money or interest me and they want to have a life doing something I don't care about! they should be punished with crippling debt, at the very least!" that's easy for you to say, on account of your bad genitals and failed soul.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

no one who has ever complained about "fake jobs" and "useless degrees" has a good soul or nice genitals.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 05/10/2026

*stokes anger* *pooh-poohs anger^

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

uncritically accepting and spreading reactionary framing of trans people as “bullies” is transphobia and blaming trans people for our own oppression and for cis peoples’ choices is transphobia. even if you’re a trans person doing it, its still transphobia.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Betrayed by my various odors again, I had only one move left. ‘Got your nose!’ I grabbed at his face. Could I but convince him my thumb was his own nose, I might have a chance. ‘Its too late, honey bunny’ ‘Well then… got your penis!’ Luckily my other thumb is very big. ‘Oh shit!’ He said. ‘Oh fuck!’

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