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JoeZer

@joezer.bsky.social
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Yep! Y’all’s gay teddy bear from ATL. Still into Doctor Who/scifi, theme parks/amusement parks, and such. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ linktr.ee/thejoezer

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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Meandering in retail environments at the moment. Spied this in the LEGO section. I wonder if I should tag certain people to make sure they see this…?
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having dabbled in costuming (*cough*30yrs ago*cough*), were I to do an “official” cosplay, this would be high on my list.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been eyeing this kind of sweater (jumper, for the Anglophiles that follow me) that King Size Big & Tall have in their offerings. Of the colorway choices they carry, I opted for this ivory knit with brown faux suede patches. Feeling a touch professorial now… Who is seeking “extra credit”…?
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Received a company-wide email just now. Appears my employer has decided to join other institutions with adding MLK Jr Day & Presidents Day to our “company observed paid holidays” list beginning next year. That jump us from 7 to 9 paid holidays—or, 2 more chances to gain extra working the holidays.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well…seems the “lost phone” roulette has landed on me after all this time. My mobile has scarpered off earlier this morning. I’ve already submitted for a replacement under Apple’s warranty program that helps with lost/stolen devices. ::sigh::
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Partial quandry came to light yesterday in my personal life. About this time last year a friend I’ve had for a little over 30yrs dropped contact with me. They had been on a spiral towards dark right-wing ideolgy and I called them out privately after seeing a rather vitriolic post they made…
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
** ALERT: Incoming Graymuzzle ** ** ALERT: Incoming Graymuzzle ** Please allow me to introduce y’all to another aspect of myself: Ianto Osterhagen. Yep…secret furry JoeZer is secret furry. This has been burbling about for a while and a schnauzery fella is how things have gelled into being…
Reference sheet for a fursona original character owned by JoeZer. Image contains safe for work front and back views of a thickly built humanoid schnauzer with steer horns.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ok…so, an update… There is a “birth” announcement—of a sort—to come within the next 24hrs…
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Y’know…if this is what is needed to help combat the proliferation of data centers, so be it. Send in your “contributions”, y’all.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
For those of a mind, the DragonCon 2026 app version is available to be loaded… Sorry for the time/date overlay as I did not want to be called a blasphemer.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Running grocery shopping errands. Stopping at Trader Joe’s to refresh my stock of chicken tikka masala frozen meals…
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So…D23 livestreamed their panel about upcoming experiences & attractions, and updates to the same. I…may have done a livepost thread over on my geekery focused BSKY feed.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Waiting for new company laptop to be delivered while trying to handle work items in a timely manner during my shift is a —weird— kind of WFH feeling. This is a forced replacement due to planned obsolesence of my current WFH system. Good thing my at-home setup is in my sunroom w/parking lot view.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Moderately gray outside with slow, grumbly-soft thunder bumbling around the atmosphere at the moment. Good for sofa lounging with light jazz or new age music on low volume and letting the brain idle in neutral for a bit…
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
8 weeks until my birthday… 10 weeks until I am visiting a place for the first time ever… …and just under 4 weeks until DragonCon…
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SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Decided to enter the early 21st Century and got a BluRay player. Was about time, some might say…especially after getting a —more— modern TV than the 2000/2001 era rear projection unit in my living room. It’s a Sony with a small-ish form factor. Testing it with a niche subject DVD. IYKYK.
Title screen of a niche subject video produced by a specialty production company for the enjoyment of a certain demographic.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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A four-panel comic featuring a small black cat sitting in a soft, dreamy landscape beneath a blue sky. As the panels progress, the cat’s expression changes from calm to increasingly wide-eyed. The text across the panels reads: “I wish your August is full of the things that make you happy.” The final panel shows the cat with enormous, sparkling eyes, adding a sweet and hopeful feeling to the message. The artwork has a gentle, textured, hand-drawn style with pastel blue, green, and pink tones in the background.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Stretched out in bed at the moment. Remnants of a band of thunderstorms still making their presence known in the area. Just sounds of grumbly thunder grinding away slowly from one section of the sky towards another. This ol’ Florida kid finds it relaxing…
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m partaking of a @kevidently.bsky.social moment haunting a starbies with a laptop, enjoying an iced chai on this summer afternoon, snacking on a slice of lemon pound cake, and learning my name is now “Jude”.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A photodump just because, featuring @kevidently.bsky.social
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Went to collect mail from my box at the apartment complex’s mail drop earlier today. Got rained on while walking back. As today is a WFH day, I said “fekk it”, stripped down, toweled off, and pulled on a singlet… Merry Friday, y’all.
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Joe Gallina @anillag.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey ya’ll! If we’re good friends, you’ve heard my situation directly. Or, if we’re simply friends on Facebook, you know the backstory from my posts. But to those that don’t have access to either: my last year has been hell, and I’ve run out of time. Read below: www.gofundme.com/f/a-car-for-...
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Donate to A Car for Joe: Restarting His Path to Success, organized by Joe Gallina
Hello everyone, and thanks for taking the time to visit this campaign. My … Joe Gallina needs your support for A Car for Joe: Restarting His Path to Success
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Guess what happens to me in 81 days… A— 14 werewolf gang bang 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🌕🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 B— Second puberty promising massive upgrades to muscle and other parts of my anatomy 💪🏼🍆🏀🏀 C— Impregnated with a demon baby 👺👶🏻 D— …birthday…
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A lament of mine…
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Found something from my profile over on zuckerbook in my “On This Day…” memories section. I shared this 8yrs ago today (July 2nd) and thinks it makes for a cute #throwbackthursday kind of post…
Bearded man with a teddy bear together in a sleepy pose. A conversation between the two is captioned as follows.

Boomer, the teddy bear: “This is my favorite, PapaJoeZer — snuggling so I can nuzzle in between your hairy face and furry chest.”

Me (JoeZer): “...anything else, furrball?”

Boomer: “Don’t drool on my head when you snore.”
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
How about we leave civilization & light pollution far behind for a night, set out a blanket, and enjoy some Stargaz(er)ing while you use my tummy as a pillow…? #trektuesday #tummytuesday #ussstargazer #hairygay
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh…hello there…
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Main Street Electrical Arcade is at Disneyland @arcademain.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune💰
Money Marge
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I do believe @kevidently.bsky.social would leave me in the dust when the monger called
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Fadwagon time — BSKY LICENSE CARD Edition kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Secret Adventures of Jules Verne (SciFi channel, 2001). The show features a fictionalized portrayal of French author Jules Verne (Chris Demetral), along with portrayals of the characters Jean Passepartout (Michel Courtemanche) and Phileas Fogg (Michael Praed)…
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Twas time…
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
To close out May, I am treating myself to a movie. Like Werner Herzog, I would like to see the baby. Also, fountain cola, popcorn with movie theater butter oil, and…Dippin’ Dots???
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Remind me—again—why I volunteered to work a shift on a company observed holiday… Have had a couple of real winners (/s) as callers today that have left me wondering how they function day-to-day. It has to be money as my reason for volunteering. It just has to be.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Maybe impulse…maybe just finally done waffling… I’ve kicked off the process to have my greymuzzle self created, in illustrative art at the very least. They’re “birth” is expected sometime mid-to-late July.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Egads, the “itch” to pull a @kevidently.bsky.social is growing. Fly off somewhere on a Sat morning, shenanigans overnight, then jet back the next day. Where to…?
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Rare sighting of me being in-office. Need blinds in apartment replaced as the strings on one finally snapped. I thought I had put in the maintenance request earlier enough so they could be done over the weekend while I was cat-sitting. Newp. They’re doing them today. WFH nogo for the day then…
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Batuu Pride @batuupride.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Tis the day!! The Joes are gathering. One is already on-planet enjoy a momentary respite. The other is finishing landing procedures. Come! Join us!
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Mmmm…now I want to try spit-roasted space chicken—um, porg.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Exactly! Well said! Glup Shitto be praised this isn’t on a Taungsday! I, @joelozano.bsky.social, & @batuupride.bsky.social hope to see you in DHS tomorrow.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Eight days, and counting! Hope to see faces both old and new at Hollywood Studios.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Come join the Joes of Batuu Pride at Hollywood Studios in Florida!!
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
**** RECORD SCRATCH NOISE **** Yeah…that’s me… …so, funny story about this first ever black eye I now have… 1/5
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Batuu Pride @batuupride.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Karabasr. These guys are everywhere. I’m mildly surprised I wasn’t stopped by Imperial Security when trying to board a starspeeder… #batuupride #batuuspark
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Batuu Pride @batuupride.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
About to shuttle over to Batuu East. This is how the gear all comes together. For a first “honest” attempt dressing the part, I’m quite chuffed. ~JoeZer
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
As warned in an earlier post…these are what I am intending to be wearing while meandering Disney Hollywood Studios tomorrow (Sun 4/12). Now you know. And, knowing is half the battle.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Blah blah blah “Daddy Powers” restored Blah blah blah Hello there, cubs, pups, brodawgs, daddies, sons, muscled teddy bear chasers…
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
For those of a mind—especially those in/around Orlando—I am set to “invade” Disney Hollywood Studios on Sun (4/12/2026) and have an ADR for Oga’s that night at 9pm, should someone wish to hunt me down… 😉
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Took a brief adventure today and visiting a branch of the public library system here. After the better part of 40yrs I am bedecked with a library card again (I can already hear @missingvolume.bsky.social, @sfinsfevents.bsky.social, & maybe @kevidently.bsky.social shouting “FINALLY!”). 1/2
Man with bushy beard holding a newly acquired library card in front of sign displaying the library’s hours of operationLibrary card as issued by the Fulton County Library System of metro Atlanta, Georgia.
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